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I was getting records from my parents because I was applying for a new job, and my parents couldn't remember what they did with or where they put my Birth Certificate and Social Security card, so, really, I don't exist as a person anymore! What a hoot!
[ May 05, 2002, 11:06: Message edited by: Jack_Crusher ]
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If you're lucky, you will get recruited by the CIA
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I think that you can get new copies of your birth certificate and your social security card. For your birth certificate, I think you need to contact the department of records or vital statistics for the county (I think) that you were born in. I know that my birth certificate has a blurb at the bottom about getting copies from a government office. For the social security card, you get to fill out a lot of forms and stand in a lot of lines at a federal building. Loads of fun.
Of course, being recruited by the CIA could be kinda cool.
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Birth certificates are easy to get. It's going to cost money (e.g. $10 around here, or more or less depending upon where you are), but all it takes is a letter to the vital records department.
I wasn't even sure that getting a new SS card was possible, but I'll take Ziggy's word for it that it is. I'm not surprised, however, that it apparently takes a hell of a lot more effort.
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My step-son had to get his all new also, the forms aren't too bad....
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hehe - how do u get recruited by the CIA? [i'm hoping for a witty answer and not some real info - a flame wouldnt be too bad either]
well if u really wanted to tell us all how u get recruited - any people who don't exist, barring Mr Crusher ; please come forward!
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{Edit: Who the hell programs the government websites!? Damn superlong superannoying links that don't post well.}
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ummm.. maybe they have some sort of security thing going on.. maybe the government is trying that now
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What about the Men In Black?
No, not THAT MIB, the REAL ones....
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Are they even your real parents? Are you even human? Whose to say they didn't find you in a corn field or something? Tried lifting the living room piano lately? Glowing in the dark? Seeing things that no one else can?
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they're everywhere
why'd you type 'ghosts' instead of 'dead people'?.. edit!
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Well Jack, if you still can't find your identity then I suggest that you should sign up with the CIA so you can dye your hair and wear tight fitting and outrageous costumes on missions.
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"hehe - how do u get recruited by the CIA? [i'm hoping for a witty answer and not some real info - a flame wouldnt be too bad either]"
You have to fuck at least 3 members of royalty and 5 ducks up the arse.
Will that do?
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quote:Originally posted by David Templar: Are they even your real parents? Are you even human? Whose to say they didn't find you in a corn field or something? Tried lifting the living room piano lately? Glowing in the dark? Seeing things that no one else can?
Add "Spontaneous Combustion of someone you don't like"?
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