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Shik
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Perhaps he should heed the name of his own bank.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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This was funny when it was on Fark. Like a week ago. You are certainly un-hip to the jive of the new day talk.
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Shik
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:::shrugs::: Meh. It was shoved at me tonight by someone. I don't peruse said sites. My internet life is far more boring than my real one. Sadly.

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Me too.
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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What, with all the sex and beans and all. 31 must be a blast.
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Leave the beans alone.

Sex = Bean induced fart smell
Beans = Feeling of sex [Smile]
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Malnurtured Snay
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Uh, if you've never had sex (and never want to), how do you know that beans feel like sex? I mean, what if your comparison based on?

And, er, if American Pie 3 was about you, would it be "American Pie 3: the Beans" ... ?
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Wouldn't it have to be "American Bean"?
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Malnurtured Snay
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I'm thinking they'd want the publicity and name-recognition from "American Pie" ... so maybe it'd be,

"This summer, the next generation of high school virgins seek to lose their innocence ..."

AMERICAN PIE:

AMERICAN BEAN



Tag: How many places can you put your penis it doesn't belong?
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Not Bean in America, at least.
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Malnurtured Snay
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I don't think I'd be too surprised if Mr. Bean got beaned on occasion.

He was funny in "Four Weddings & A Funeral." Stuttering priest. But at least he wasn't molesting little children, so who can complain?
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So that 23-year old criminal got arrested by a "law enforcement law enforcement officer"? Must be an honour, to deal with such a well-versed professional. Sounds like "Who watches the watchers?"
Who watches the police? Why, the police-police!

Um, what is it with everybody's linking to IMDB? We all know of Bean's awful bigscreen attempt, we don't need to know the name of the costume designer involved.
I could've done that job, there must be some beige-green felt blazers at the second-hand stores in town...

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quote:
Originally posted by Snay:
Uh, if you've never had sex (and never want to), how do you know that beans feel like sex? I mean, what if your comparison based on?
Supposed. I should have said that.
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quote:
Originally posted by Snay:

Tag: How many places can you put your penis it doesn't belong?
Correction: How many fields can you buy from the owner and farm to death?

THE GUY WHO NOBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT

Starring Robert Austin and Patrick Stewart.
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What? You, sir, need to stop talking.
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