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Free ThoughtCrime America
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I'm sure most of you have seen this before. Nevertheless, here it is again. Why? Because: Today, I drink. This is the method of my madness:

http://lobotomy.pleh.net/~flareupload/uploads/480/startrekdrinking.txt

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Harry
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We should make a Flare Drink guide.

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David Templar
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Annoying newbie shows up: take as many drinks as you need to get violently drunk, and by violently we mean the @ss-kicking type

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Following those inhumanly strict rules could become problematic after a few rounds, I suspect.
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Free ThoughtCrime America
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I've actually started a Flare Drinking Game...

Depending on whether or not I remain bored enough to keep up steam on it, it should be done soon.

My favorites so far:

Anytime First of Two apparently jumps in out of nowhere to defend America's honor on the boards, take a drink.

Whenever "fuck" is used instead of plain old fuck...take a drink.

If Psyliam and Vogon Poet seem to be having some kind of unspoken contest to Out-Brit each other, take a drink.

Snay mentions legos or jeeps: Drink. If he does both in the same post: take two.

Midget Sex is mentioned...take a drink. Take three drinks if Midget Sex completely hijacks a thread.

And so on. Oh yes, I even have two or three for myself. Not to worry.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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That would most certainly lead to alcohol poisoning.
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Cartman
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Which is not necessarily a Bad Thing.
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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Drink: Anytime someone thinks that a member is gay who isn't, or vice versa. (I'm looking at you here Jeff).

Drink: Anytime Simon and UM both write a funny yet confusing post in the same thread.

Drink: Anytime Simon - in amougst the hilarity - quietly works in the fact that he thinks he's in a rut but doesn't want to make a big deal out of it.

Down the bottle: Anytime someone makes an abrupt change on a topic they've sworn never to change their mind on (cf jeff and guns).

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Take Two Drinks: Each time I say something stupid outside of Designs and Creativity

Drink: Each time I say something stupid inside Designs and Creativity.

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MinutiaeMan
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Y'know, if we could get some of the newbies to play this game, we could thin the ranks really quick...

(Says Dan, who'd probably succumb to alcohol poisoning himself.)

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bX
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This could make for an amusing response to the Defiant length/Various Reg Number debates...

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PsyLiam
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Drink: Everytime someone calls the refit-Constitution the Enterprise-class. And then punch the person who said it.

Take a double if someone then tries to come up with an explanation of how both names can be correct (and everyone ignores him).

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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David Templar
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^If I'm getting drunk and violent, I'm not wasting my energy on you people. I'm going to take it out on Trek BBS members! [Big Grin]

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Here's one:

Have one shot of spirits whenever anyone says the Defiant is 120m because it was shown on screen at that length; have a double if anyone counters with the fact it was designed to be 170m. Continue with each alternating argument until dead.

And another:

When Charles says "Blah blah blah stops. Now." finish your drink, and everyone else's.

8)

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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A variant of the above:

Have a drinkle whenever anyone says that (SHIP) has (ATTRIBUTE A) because it was shown on screen; have a double if anyone counters with the fact that the (SHIP) was designed with (ATTRIBUTE B). Continue with each alternating argument until dead.

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