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MinutiaeMan
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If the University's "Public Safety" people ever figure out who did it, there are going to be several hundred irate college students who were abruptly awoken at 6:10 this morning by a very loud, very annoying fire alarm.

Who the fuck thinks that kind of thing is funny, to wake people up prematurely and send them dashing down the stairs of a 16-story apartment building out into the cold (40�F) morning air? And then had to wait around while bleary-eyed University Police officers wandered in to figure out what was going on.

I haven't heard anything yet, but I assume -- I *hope,* actually -- that it was a prank. I heard someone else commenting later that they'd heard it was some malfunctioning sprinkler that set off the alarm -- and in that case, I will be *very* pissed at the University instead.

Damn, I need some more sleep, and Mondays are my LONG class day, too... I've got an Astronomy lab until 8:30...

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Phoenix
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My block's fire alarm is always waking us up at ungodly hours for no reason. We just ignore it now...
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Mikey T
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Maybe it was triggered by accident. It happend to me on the UCLA campus before.

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Cartman
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"very loud, very annoying fire alarm"

There are quiet, unobtrusive fire alarms?

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Aban Rune
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Our Dorm Leader guy and his senior assitants pulled the fire alarm at, like, 1 in the morning one night because they "wanted to get everyone's attention". He wanted to reprimand everyone for some particularly disgusting pranks that had been pulled on him and basically threatened all of us with arrest if he ever found out who it was. I was mad too. I was asleep. We all had a hella workload and I was angry that he had wasted everyone's time.
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PsyLiam
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Our firealarm used to go off at least once a fortnight. And since US college kids are so much more "wacky" than ours, I'd have thought that you would have had it even more often.

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Malnurtured Snay
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That's nothing.

For the past few weeks at a high-rise apartment building in Baltimore, some prankster a-holes have been yanking the fire-alarm as a gag.

Well guess what? There was a real fire, people didn't really evacuate, and a few were killed, and others are in the hospital recovering from jumping out of the window.

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MinutiaeMan
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Ouch, that's bad.

I don't recall the specifics, but I seem to recall that there's a hefty fine imposed by the University for pulling the fire alarm. This is the first time we've had a non-drill alarm this school year.
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There are quiet, unobtrusive fire alarms?
Well, of course not. But it's worse when you're sleeping soundly, a few minutes after sunrise, and suddenly get blasted by the fire alarm that's DIRECTLY OVER YOUR BED.

*sigh*

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Fabrux
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I have a slight fear of fire alarms due to the one in my house going off all the time due to a wiring short. I don't think I'd be able to sleep in a room with one above the bed...

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LOA
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The fire alarm went off at my work this weekend. We thought it was a drill.

Not quite right.

There was no fire... but there was water EVERYWHERE. Someone knowed one of the sprinkler heads off of the wall, causing the other sprinklers to go off on the third (top) floor and the alarm to go off.

Can you say serious water damage? Oy..... they'll be fixing up the mess from it for weeks....... 800 computers in the building, all networked through the floors, serious water damage on every level. Pleh. What a mess.

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Gvsualan
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"knowed" the sprinklers, eh??

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Malnurtured Snay
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It would be cool if Liz had gotten drenched by a sprinkler.

It would be really cool if Liz was wearing her Hooters' shirt at the time.

It would really be super super super cool if someone took a photo of Liz soaked in her Hooters shirt.

It would be Omega's wet-dream is whoever did posted that pic to Flare!

[Smile]

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Siegfried
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You haven't seen stupidity until you've witnessed a guying training to be an inner city teacher force a thick plaster clothes hanger into a sprinkler head to keep his clothes nice while he showered.

You haven't seen real stupidity until you've witnessed this same guy admitting his stupidity to the campus police because he wanted to bitch at someone about getting himself and his clothes drenched.

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Mikey T
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At least that guy didn't try to explain that the fire alarm accidentally went off because he was trying to get laid.

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Siegfried
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True. However, there was also the case of the young woman who had a pet snake in her room. Late one night, she decided that the lamp for the little critter was too bright for her to sleep. So, she threw a blanket on it instead of turning it off. The blanket caught fire, and the fire alarm went off. The young woman, fearing a write-up I suppose, grabbed the blanket and threw it under her bed to hide it.

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