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Shik
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It's New York, bitches. Said it all along. Know why?

Overheard In New York is why.

(Been waiting SO LONG to post that link...)

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Mars Needs Women
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Pffft, I could have told you that. As a resident of New York City I hear talk like that all the time...

If your ever in the city and get to ride on the subway you shoul listen to people who try to evangelize on the train. I remeber one evangelist in particular who said we were all going to hell because a Dannish Church allowed gays to attend. He also said that all teenage girls are going to grow up as sluts. Also if they have stuff like pamphlets, take them. I once received a pamphlet that equated Pope John Paul II to a figure similar to Emperor Palpatine. Good Stuff

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Shik
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I forgot to mention that if anyone here is on Livejournal, there's an LJ RSS feed for the site. A lot of the time, the comments are as good as or better than the OHNY posts.

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Peregrinus
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New York is cool, yes. But so are Tokyo, Orange County (Califoornia -- which, BTW< no one calls "the O.C."...), and Seattle.

In downtown Orange, I found a storefront belonging to a group called "Ex-Mormons For Jesus". I have that pamphlet around here somewhere...

In Tokyo, I got asked if I was a rock star, and had no end of fun flirting with Japanese schoolgirls. I swear, I thought some of them were going to pass out from blushing so hard...

And Seattle...? Well, I've talked my way out of getting mugged twice, and been propositioned by a guy who wanted to photograph me nude next to his life-size standee of Samantha Fox... WTF?

And I got bit by a monkey in Bali, but I don't count that because I wasn't liviing there.

--Jonah

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--David "Woody" Wooderson, Dazed and Confused

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Only a bite? No flinging of feces?
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Peregrinus
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Wrong species. [Wink]

--Jonah

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