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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
Member # 1689

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Or, when they steal someone's honey, anyway.

A) So non-humans can be tried at a court of law in Macedonia? Or what? I can't find anything about that. I don't suppose we have any international law experts here [Razz]

B) Macedonian law allows trials held in absentia as long as the trial is repeated later, when the offender is available to the judiciary. Seems rather like a waste of time, doesn't it?

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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"Some days you get the bear, some days the Bear gets you," or the honey.

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Sean
First Tenor
Member # 2010

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Well, a deer shit on my lawn yesterday, and deer are protected by the county, so I want the town to pay me 1,000 dollars for my troubles. I had to put on boots and rubber gloves and everything. Icky...

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

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Fabrux
Epic Member
Member # 71

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For a while, he kept the animal away by buying a generator, lighting up the area, and playing thumping Serbian turbo-folk music.

What the hell? I want to sample this music.

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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
Member # 1689

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Er...why? Oh yeah, in New York you have to clean that up, don't you? Out here we just leave it be...

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Sean
First Tenor
Member # 2010

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No, we don't legally have to clean it up, but I personally dont want to risk stepping in deer crap when I take my dog for a walk. Secondly, I don't want her eating the deer crap, and then kissing me on the face.

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
-George Carlin

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
Member # 417

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Don't tongue back and it won't be a problem. [Wink]

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Sean
First Tenor
Member # 2010

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I really dont have a choice. My dog is very controlling... [Big Grin]

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
-George Carlin

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
Member # 417

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It's the beast you Ality, just tame the beast.

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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