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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
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This 105-year old virgin claims the secret to long life is celibacy.

So...all the other people who reached 105 and older who weren't virgins were flukes, were they? Maybe you're 105 because of genetics. Or because you don't eat mangoes. Or because you once tripped balls on acid. I mean...just randomly picking one thing about yourself and deciding it's the key to living as long as you have is really stupid.

And as my brother just said, "Yes, that's it - the key to long life is to not reproduce!" I think we'd have noticed that in lab animals or something by now...

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Jason Abbadon
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The key to a loooong frustrated life without intimacy or physical love.

Fuuuuuck that.

Just look at how "happy" she looks! [Roll Eyes]

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Da_bang80
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105 year old virgin? I can see it...


eeeeewwwww....

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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The Ginger Beacon
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I bet if it was a bloke you'd have said "let's get him laid"!

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I have plenty of experience in biology. I bought a Tamagotchi in 1998... And... it's still alive.

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Sean
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That picture of the woman reminds me of those pictures of those cats with mad looking faces, set to extreme zoom, making the rest of their body look small. I'll find another secret to a long life thank you. Perhaps, not dying?

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
-George Carlin

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