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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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(Sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it....")

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, bomb Iraq.

It's "Pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see and that's good enough for me, 'cause it's all the proof I need, so bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad with the weapons that he had (and he tried to kill your dad), then bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growing, bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showing, bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy, hiding that won't be easy and your manhood's getting queasy, bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has "dissed" us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections, let's look tough for the elections, close your mind and take directions, bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason. Let's make war, not love this season, even if we have no reason, bomb Iraq.

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Well, thank goodness for protest parodies, or else I might not know what to think.
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PsyLiam
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Bombs don't kill people. Poems kill people.

If they're, y'know, sharp and stuff.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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First of Two
Better than you
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One beating for posting bad poetry.
One beating for posting bad poetry that's already been posted in the same forum before.
One beating for posting bad poetry largely based on outright lies.
One beating on general principles.

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"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword

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Malnurtured Snay
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Rob, you know, you have this disturbing tendency to want to beat and hurt people when they post what you dislike. And you wonder why conservatives have a reputation as faciscts?

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First of Two
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One beating for making unfounded assumptions.

Now... where did I leave that trout...

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Malnurtured Snay
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And there we go again! Beating, beating, beating! Don't toe the party line, get a beating, woohoot!

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First of Two
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*yawn*

Oh, here's that trout.

*voice from beyond*: SWING AWAY!

WHEEE!

*SKPLAAT!*

Eww, Snay and Saltah'na are all fishy!

Well, what do you expect when you go trolling?

I did it just for the halibut. On porpoise. Such crabs...

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Malnurtured Snay
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You know, I'm sure in real life, you'd be like that dude in the POW/MIA jacket charging the pro-peace protestors. Woohoo Rob! Hoorah Freedom of Speech!

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First of Two
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New stanza should begin:

"If you talk to the inspectors, you'll be killed..."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2003/03/02/wirq102.xml

"and he tortures those who violate his will..."

http://web.amnesty.org/ai.nsf/print/MDE140082001?OpenDocument

"The links are getting stronger..."

http://politics.guardian.co.uk/archive/article/0,,4296646,00.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=%2Fnews%2F2002%2F08%2F25%2Fwnidal25.xml

"and the human shields are wronger"

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/03/03/sprj.irq.human.shields/index.html

"Don't believe their crap any longer, Bomb Iraq."

[ March 06, 2003, 01:27 PM: Message edited by: First of Two ]

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First of Two
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quote:
Originally posted by Malnurtured Snay:
You know, I'm sure in real life, you'd be like that dude in the POW/MIA jacket charging the pro-peace protestors. Woohoo Rob! Hoorah Freedom of Speech!

You're "sure" of a lot of things that have no basis in reality, except in whatever loony little fantasy world you live in.

Truth? Most likely I'd walk past them, either ignoring them entirely or snickering or even making cutting remarks about their intellectual capacity and foolishness, depending upon my mood at the moment. (all Free-speech protected actions.)

Unless one of them tounched me, in which case I'd discourage him/her from continuing, with whatever amount of effort seemed appropriate at the time. (Protected by the legally recognized right to self-defense, up to the 2nd amendment if necessary, although it shouldn't come to that.)

You get another trouting for another unfounded assertion. *THWUKK!* Eww. Ths one's turning mushy.

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Was this actually posted here recently? I didn't notice. And I posted it because I thought it was funny. Don't like it? Don't post here. Like you say all the time.

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