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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

There we go.....

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*Bringing the thread back to the purpose for which it was intended.. interrogating CC!*

*Engages McCarthy Mode*

All, right Mister, tell this committee, are you now, or have you ever been, involved in the great Cat Conspiracy for World Domination??

DON'T WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATION, MISTER CAPPS! ANSWER THE QUESTION!

I have a list here, a list in my hand, of FIVE Forum Posters KNOWN to be in league with the cats! Is your name on this list? Do you know who is?

*Disengage McCarthy Mode*

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Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Dogs are mans best friend, untill they start barking at three in the morning.

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Of course, it's CATS making them bark.

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Well, we all know that cat's don't care about anyone!

I'm driving along and this cat decides it's time that he cross the street...slowly. So I stop and the car on the other side stops. I swear you could almost see the cat saying to himself as he looks at us: "I don't care about you...and I don't care about you...and that other guy who just stopped, I don't care about you either."

Ah, cats.

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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Did anyone notice that I didn't post in that the previous thread? *LOL*

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

All this talk of cats:

Bum-Ra, sorry, Mumm-ra enters! Kills cats, and leaves.

(very obscure reference that I supect only the fellow Chris Morris fan will get, even though its got nothing to do with CM)

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'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Mumm-ra: that chintzy "Third Earth" (except that he was from back in the days when it was still "First Earth" - whatever the Hells THAT means) villian from "Thundercats."

I watched it too. At least the cats were cool, but I still think Vincent could beat Lion-o in a fair fight.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Actually, not THAT part being obscure. EVERYONE who was a child of the 80s knows Thundercats. There was another subtle reference in there (further hints include wee-man and skeleton-face)

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'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

No cats live our end of the valley.

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Thunder, thunder CATS! Damn...you had to remind me of that...I'm sure I still have that action figureine somewhere...you know...the guy with the kewl sword!

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

*decides to see Liam's CM in-joke and raise him a dollop of Blue Jam....

*Enters thread,
Bloated fatter than Elvis,
and with a scythe.....
DEVASTATES the 19.40 from Paddington....*

*squelches out, leaving totally baffled Americans scratching each others heads*

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Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

Well...I thought I ought to join Charles and at the very least post in this thread. Since my Adopted Child (ie the interrogaton proper) left home and then refused to die on command, there wes nothing for it but to enter this new madness....

I call to the forums....She-Ra She-Ra! Princess of Power.

Anyone remember what her sword was called?

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Okay, I was doing Round the Bend Monty, that puppet show from the 80s with the crocodile and the three rats, set in a sewer, whic had classics shows on like
'False teeth from beyond the stars!'
'Attack of the atomic bannana'
And the dreade Kung-Fu teddy.

It was like a British prototype Simpsons.

I have NO idea what you were doing

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Hm... This thread needs some music...

*sings*

Look out of any window,
Any morning, any evening, any day.
Maybe the sun is shining,
Birds are wingin',
No rain is falling from a heavy sky.

What do you want me to do,
To do for you,
To see you through?
For this is all a dream we dreamed
One afternoon long ago.

Walk out of any doorway,
Feel your way, feel your way, like the day before.
Maybe you'll find direction
Around some corner
Where it's been waiting to meet you.

What do you want me to do,
To watch for you
While you're sleeping?
Then please don't be surprised when you find
Me dreaming too.

Look into any eyes
You find by you, you can see clear to another day.
Maybe been seen before
Through other eyes
On other days, while goin' home.

What do you want me to do,
To do for you,
To see you through?
It's all a dream we dreamed
On afternoon long ago.

Walk into splintered sunlight,
Inch your way through dead dreams to another land.
Maybe you're tired and broken,
Your tongue is twisted with
Words half-spoken and thoughts unclear.

What do you want me to do,
To do for you,
To see you through?

A box of rain will ease the pain,
And love will see you through.

Just a box of rain,
Wind and water.
Believe it if you need it.
If you don't, just pass it on.

Sun and shower,
Wind and rain,
In and out the window
Like a moth before a flame.

And it's just a box of rain,
I don't know who put it there.
Believe it if you need it,
Or leave it if you dare.

And it's just a box of rain,
Or a ribbon for your hair.
Such a long, long time to be gone,
And a short time to be there...

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I was away from my computer for far too long. Now what's going on?

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Well, we've decided its no longer an interrogation...but just a place for us to show how insane we really are. *blows a raspberry at Seigfried and dumps a cup of yogurt on his head*

*removes all the lightbulbs in the room and sets them loose* Run free, brothers! Go now, you are no longer captive creatures!! *steps on one* Oops....Let me fix you up young one... *pulls out superglue*

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

She-Ra, wasn't that the crap little show that tried to cash in on the success of He-Man and failed miserably?

I don't know the swords name anyway.

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"YOU SMEG!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Yep, that was She-Ra. But, hey, my sister loved it more than I liked He-Man. By the way, this interrogation has too long without someone saying orgasm. So there! My work is done!

*The Pompatus of Love disappears*

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

ORGASM! ORGASM! ORGASM! THERE!!!

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"YOU SMEG!"

[This message was edited by Orion Syndicate on March 22, 1999.]

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...
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"But if you do it with Seven of Nine, it's a Borgasm."

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Borgasms rock the Collective.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Hm... I've been gone a couple days, so I guess I better get back to singing, eh? :-)

There used to be a Forum-goer who used this song's title as his name...

*sings*

In the timbers of Fenario,
The wolves are running 'round.
The winter was so hard and cold,
Froze ten feet 'neath the ground.

Don't murder me.
I beg of you, don't murder me.
Pleee-ease, don't murder me.

I sat down to my supper,
'Twas a bottle of red whiskey.
I said my prayers and went to bed.
That's the last they saw of me.

Don't murder me.
I beg of you, don't murder me.
Pleee-ease, don't murder me.

When I awoke, the dire wolf,
Six hundred pounds of sin,
Was grinning at my window.
All I said was "Come on in,

But don't murder me.
I beg of you, don't murder me.
Pleee-ease, don't murder me."

The wolf came in, I got my cards,
We sat down for a game.
I cut my deck to the queen of spades,
But the cards were all the same.

Don't murder me.
I beg of you, don't murder me.
Pleee-ease, don't murder me.

In the backwash of Fenario,
The black and bloody mire,
The dire wolf collects his due,
While the boys sing 'round the fire.

Don't murder me.
I beg of you, don't murder me.
Pleee-ease, don't murder me.

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

Liam:

*snaps out of memory-bank scan*
A-hAAA!
ROUND THE BEND!
I remember that! Doc Croc was in charge, with a couple of oddly cute yet snivelling rats his lackeys. What were their names?......

...Winston?

Anyway, aside from the fact I used to love it, I fear it has been lost from the over-full brain of Monty.

Oh, and just to keep lip-service to the interrogation thread, Everybody have a Borggasm on me. (ewwwwww....)

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[This message was edited by Montgomery on March 24, 1999.]

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Someone, please shoot Tim. His songs are getting up my nose

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I'm just waiting for the ultimate downfall of Tim. Its only a matter of time until Tim starts posting Celine Dion songs.

Hey, my heart will always go on...

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Wow. My first double post.

[This message was edited by Siegfried on March 24, 1999.]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Believe me, the day I start seriously singing Celine Dion songs in here, I will beg you to shoot me!

Hm... So, what song shall we have today...? How about one that actually has something to do w/ Trek (albeit vaguely...)?

*sings*

I like to dream,
Yes, yes, right between the sound machine.
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night,
Anyplace it goes is right.
Goes far, flies near,
To the stars, away from here.

Well, you don't know what we can find.
Why don't you come with me, little girl,
On a magic carpet ride?
You don't know what we can see.
Why don't you tell your dreams to me?
Fantasy will set you free.

Close your eyes, girl.
Look inside, girl.
Let the sound take you away.

Last night I hold Aladdin's lamp,
And so I wished that I could stay.
Before the thing could answer me,
Well, someone came and took the lamp away.
I looked around,
A lousy can was all I found.

Well, you don't know what we can find.
Why don't you come with me, little girl,
On a magic carpet ride?
Well, you don't know what we can see.
Why don't you tell your dreams to me?
Fantasy will set you free.

Close your eyes, girl.
Look inside, girl.
Let the sound take you away.

*awesome instrumental*

You don't know what we can find.
Why don't you come with me, little girl,
On a magic carpet ride?
Well, you don't know what we can see.
Why don't you tell your dreams to me?
Fantasy will set you free.

Does anyone know if that "lousy can" line is right? I had always thought it was a camel, not a can, but I saw "can" on some lyrics pages, and, when I listened to the song, I couldn't tell anymore...

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*smacks TSN*

How dare you speak the holy words of Steppenwolfe?

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*Chains him to the wall and gags him*

Please, be quiet, or we'll have an Interrogation of TSN!!!!

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Except Temptation

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Well, Lyrics.ch is STILL down, but if I remember correctly, its:

"Can't you see we'll set you free"
and
"Well someone took, took the lamp away."

And I am definite about the latter one.

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

There are many peoples songs that should never be heard in public, Celine Dion is one, David Hasselhoff is another.

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Tim should take a number. Jeff Raven gets interrogated first. Then I get interrogated. GOT IT!? Don't make the Pompatus of Love break out the Orb of Celine Dion!

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

I hereby declare this Interrogation over.

My name hasn't been spoken in too long, my ego is sufferin'. ;-)

Find someone else to pick on.

*does something he rarely does, closes a thread*

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