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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

...Who would have guessed?

1. The Cat in the Blender
2. Hervert the Pervert likes Sherbert
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo-Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. One Bitch Two Bitch Dead Bitch Blue Bitch
11. Marvin K Mooney, Get the F*** Out!
12. Yentil the Lentil
13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
14. Aunts in My Pants
15. The Grinch's Ten Inches

*shakes her head* ... This is the product of my Literary Society's Publication "Stall Whispers" .. it hangs in the bathroom stall weekly. I'm not sure I want to know what was on these people's minds LAST week .... but.... *shudder* ... maybe it was the stress of finals.

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Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

"Horton Hires a 'Ho" LOL

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Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :

*Reads the thread, raises an eyebrow, and beats a hasty retreat for the exit* :P

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