"Star Wars: The Fartin' Menace" starring your favorite Jedi: Obi-Wan Bungholi ("We've got to save the queen *Pfft*"), and everyone's favorit Oda' ("You must learn the ways of the farts *Breeepppphhhttt*") With Jar-Jar Stinks ("Me sa Jar-Jar Stinks *Phfftt*") and Jabba the Fart ("OOOOOOHHHHHH, *FFFFFFFTTTTTTT*"). Also starring those lovable droids R2 did number 2 ("Bleep-doo-wheep! *Fart*") and C-3PU ("I am fluent in over six million forms of communications including *Brappppt*"), the princess Laid-one ("Why you scuffed-up, half-witted, scruffy looking *FARRRRT!*") and Princess Smellamealya ("Our planet is in dire trouble, they can smell the chop suey from last night."). They will be fighting against the vile Fart Vapor ("I will destroy you using the force *FFFFFFFFFF*) and Fart Milk (*Hershey Squirt*). So eat your beans and don't miss Star Wars: The Fartin' menace. Coming soon to a toilet near you.
------------------ Right, cheers, thanks a lot-Patsy Stone "Ab-Fab"
Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :
Gee...I'm just....speechless. :/
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Posted by Feste on :
What IS IT with guys and fart jokes? Ya'll have loved them from Chaucer to Howard Stern and I'm sure I've seen the phrase, "clap of thunder" in the Bible. Damn! Now I just made a fart joke. It's catching.
------------------ "'I'm afraid there's nowhere for you to sit,' I said coldly; 'the verandah is full of goats.'" --Saki "The Guests"
Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :
There's a fart joke in the BIBLE?! You HAVE to tell me where that is!
------------------ "I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Picard to Data, "In Theory"
Posted by JazzJunky on :
*farts*
------------------ "Yeah, it hurt a bit, but the chicks dig it...." -Prince Albert
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Hmm.
------------------ "Have you ever seen a bloody egg? Glass in hand, laying up in bed?" -- They Might Be Giants
Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
Hey, I just heard it on the radio yesterday.
------------------ Right, cheers, thanks a lot-Patsy Stone "Ab-Fab"
Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
[Eats a penrose pickled firecracker (sausage) and a hard-boiled egg pickled in the same brine.]
Maybe you'd better walk a fair distance away...or ol' Bessy here... *pats cork*... might get a bit upset.
------------------ "Yeah, it hurt a bit, but the chicks dig it...." -Prince Albert
[This message has been edited by JazzJunky (edited August 01, 1999).]
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
When I was at Creation, Dustin straddled my head and farted... it was gross....
~LOA
------------------ The greatest single cause of athiesm in the world today are christians who acknowledge things with their lips and then walk out the door and deny them by their lifestyle.
THAT is what and unbelieving world simply finds Unbelievable.
Posted by Feste on :
*Sighs. Looks around. Opens a window.* I knew this was going to get out of hand. This conversation is just deplorable. Fortunately, I have a copy of J.P. Donleavy's "The Unexpurgated Code: A Complete Manual of Survival & Manners." Under the section entitled simply but elegantly -Farting - Mr. Donleavy lists some polite tips which some of us should certainly take to heart. For example:
"Those possessed of the singular ability to send messages in anal morse code should in playing any guessing game devised to suit this knack, always avoid transmitting anything, which when decoded, is offensive."
'nuff said except I didn't know malicious farting went on at Creations.
------------------ "'I'm afraid there's nowhere for you to sit,' I said coldly; 'the verandah is full of goats.'" --Saki "The Guests"