2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic doesn't work anymore. Here, eat this root
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"If knowledge is power, then willful misinformation is the work of the Devil."
-- Barbara "the man who sought Liberty's talents" Mikkelson
http://members.tripod.com/~Bob_Baloo/index.htm
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Jubes, holding dinner: "What will you give me for the food?"
Me: "My virginity..."
-- Actual quote
I'm really worried about myself. All I can do is play with words. Agh.
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"Gee, do they still make wooden Christmas trees?"
-Linus van Pelt, A Charlie Brown Christmas