Go here, and page down to the Navy Mishap Summary Messages. If you can stand to read messages IN ALL CAPS FORMAT you will be delighted at the real-life antics of our men and women in uniform.
If you want to check out the Air Force's safety bulletins, go ahead, but they aren't as much fun since the AF takes safety VERY SERIOUSLY and the bulletins are Death Valley-dry (like putting you to sleep will help the message stick better?)
~~Baloo
------------------ Beer lovers take note: Stroh's spelled backwards is "shorts."