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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

...until they run up to you and sit and STARE...

Mew.

(Those who read Sluggy Freelance regularly will recognize that stare...)

Bobby (kittens name) proceeded to pounce on my shirt and attempt to grab the string hanging from the camera.

I managed to grab the following three pics before Bobby decided to climb up my leg and attack my hand for the nth time.

Ain't they CUTE!?

(The second one (Blake) is less... er, adventurous in terms of climbing up people. He perfers climbing up things like the central heater...)

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Oh my... Now you're frightening me...

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Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :

Ewww....evil kittens! We had some kittens once...they were slightly less annoying. Haha *L*

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Cats are so stupiiiiiiiiiiiiid ...

I have two myself. They're licking each other in my laundry hamper as I type.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Two things:

I think Charles has become pussy-whooped.

and

"The problem with kittens is that
Eventually, they grow to be a cat."

-Shel Silverstein

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Whats wrong with cats?!?

Hey, Charles, if I e-mailed you pictures of my cat/kitten, could you post them?

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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Just get a free account at like Tripod or Geocities... post the URLs here.

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"Uh, Cody, what has the Mullah of Cappistan been smoking?"
"MILKSHAKES. I HAVE BEEN SMOKING MILKSHAKES!"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I can't. Shik told me he'd "rip my head off" if I got one.

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"When they come, kill them. We're not here to make friends." -- Connor

"But you're my friend." -- Duncan

"Count yourself lucky." -- Connor

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

I'm sorry, but Tripod & Geoshitties are horrid, horrid servers. This is common knowledge & anyone who goes there willingly must be removed from the DNA cluster.

I'm considering moving my own site to its own domain...if I can subdomain it, I can always set y'up on a more permanent basis.

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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Ah, the evil kitten stare... I know it well from both Sluggy and the four cats my family has at home... Be afraid, CC, be very afraid. Bwahahahaha!

By the way, if you think you have it bad, at least you're not allergic to them.

ACHOO!

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*becomes jealous of the kittens and the way they are talked about by her boyfriend*

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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

I'm gonna get SUCH a smack...but fuck it.

Jube: he may like the kitty, but he'll always LOVe the pussy.

:::runs like hell:::

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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Upon seeing the first photo in this thread, a friend said, "That's a nice pussy."

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Upon seeing the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th photos in this thread, I want to know why you posted them?

Can't you give those cats some privacy? Sheeesh!

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"Count yourself lucky." -- Connor

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Cats are a superior form of life...

Isn't that right, boss?

*MEOW.*

There you have it, folks.

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Oh boy! *L*

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

You think kittens are cute? Well, yes. But just wait until they grow up into psychotic cats.

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Posted by Epoch (Member # 136) on :

I love my cat. While she may not be that bright she is loads of fun to have around. However I can't have animals in my dorm room so I haven't gotten to see her in over two months. I'll post a pic when I get one scanned in. Cats rule

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

He has a place to post his pics......

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Grumble ...

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Man, I can't get over that stare. I should upload a picture of my cat doing almost the exact same thing. If I can find the picture...

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

I used to have a cat... my little Gordita.... I loved him so much! He was my 17th birthday present from my OM team... *smile*

Don't have him anymore though.... when I got disowned, the family kept him. Last I heard, he was incredibly fat and VERY cranky.... Well, my family will do that to you, I suppose... Pleh.

~LOA

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Both of my cats are pulling it right now.

Me think they hungry.

Oh, me sure now ... they're biting my ankle ... ow!

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*goes after Shik with a wooden shoe*

*SMITES him*

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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Heyheyheyheyheyheyhey! Careful who you're smiting here, sister! I happen to have a very Delenn- & Kosh-like understanding with the universe!

Heh...& do the words "threefold rule" mean anything, Miz Witchy?? :{�

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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

I wish I had a cat, but I live in a flat... hey, that rhymes.

Interesting pic though- where the legs meet, you have the crotch and there is a pussy. Hmm.

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

"The Cat in the Flat" by Dr. Vogon.....
This might be a good idea, although the legal repercussions might be a tad high.

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

And my gf just told me that she was going to get me a kitten.

But my landlord won't allow it, damn.

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

of COURSE I know about the threefold rule.

I also know that in self defense, it's YOUR three-fold coming back to yah. So shaddup.

*watches as a huge shoe falls down from the sky and smites her*

HEY!

*grin*

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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

::watches as kitties eat my dinner::

D'OH!!!!

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

My sister-in-law�s cat: http://www.geocities.com/phoenixentrick/terrapintribute.html

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"Kitty cancer"? Do people get "human cancer", then?

'Course, there are some who would argue that humans are a cancer, but that's something else entirely... :-)

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

ARGH! Help, please

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

I'm afraid, I'm very afraid

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Kittens are cute up to the point where they're at least 5 years old (that's 25 in human years) and STILL haven't gotten a job or moved out!

:-)

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Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

First remove /image.jpg at the end of the filenames you listed. They're not a part of the filenames. Second, if that doesn't solve the problem change the %20 in the filenames to _ or just use a regular space just like you see between these parenthesis. ( )

The files are there. I've seen them. Nice kittens btw.

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Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

A friend of mine has had Caramel since he was 5 and the cat was 2 months old.

Now the cat is almost 19 years old. My friend's ex once told me that he may not be able to get another cat for a very long time.

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Posted by Matrix (Member # 376) on :

I my house the cat fills i the need to NOT have dogs the size of a cat. However in my opinion I rather have another dog then the 2 cats I have. Actually I have 3 but the black one named Norton he's 8 now and he's still as cute when he was a kitten. The other two are females and they sort of are useless. They also are fighting over territory with my dog K.C. She's a female and all three think they're the dominent ones. Norton doesn't gives a rats ass about it just sits and watches as the three tear everything I own as they fight.

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

"Kittens give Morbo gas..!"

Yes, I have it as a WAV.

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

Now this is starting to truly freak me out, I don't know about the rest of you, but I sure as hell don't wanna know how this works

quote:
"Kittens give Morbo gas..!"
Yes, I have it as a WAV.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Someone's already found the best use for kittens...

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

What the hell is that??? Kill that motherfucker!!!

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

That site is a hoax... I've encountered it several times on other fori.

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"Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

I'd like to see them counter my argument:

I've seen some odd things in my lifetime, but this pretty much takes the cake. I beleive that you would look very interesting if I shoved you into a little glass box with a feeding tube in it. This is not a mean-spirited comment, this is art, and I don't see how you could possibly object to this seeing as though it is a part of my culture.
If you beleive that it is unfair to subject humans to this kind of treatment, please explain to my how it is fair to subject cats to the same, and please no evolution stuff, because I know a lot of humans that are less evolved than a cat, yourself included.
If you fail to provide an adequate anwser, I demand that you let me put you in a glass box, because I want to experiment with my artistic spirit and you have no right to stop me.

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This is the exact email I submitted to their guestbook, I based the arguments in it on what the creators of the site had said before.
Everytime someone accused them of cruelty to animals, they put it off as art, so I decided to use it against them.

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

"Now this is starting to truly freak me out, I don't know about the rest of you, but I sure as hell don't wanna know how this works"

It's a "Futurama" reference, Finster. Morbo is this alien thing that coanchors the New New York local nightly news with a cute blonde. I believe the interaction went something like this:

Blonde: "And on the lighter side....kittens!! Aren't they adorable,.Morbo?"

Morbo: "Kittens give Morbo gas..!"

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Yes. They are very evil and very non-fake. Very.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Er, that's the web-site I was referencing. Not Morbo.

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

This is the exact type of people I talk about when I say that humanity has screwed up this planet.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

What? Fake aliens from a sci-fi cartoon show?

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Evil_Lord: That should be "fora", not "fori". :-)

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Time for a new statline methinks...& a nice new sig t'go along with it.

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Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

TSN: Noted for future reference.

(Never was very good @ Latin...)

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"Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Isn't anyone concerned for those poor kittens? I hate the guy and wish him death through ghonorrhea.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

And here I was thinking of posting some piccies of my 2.5-year old teenage cat...

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Hell, in some countries they eat Kittens. At least this way, they're preserved, and not shat out.

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

You should do to him/her exactly what he/she has done to these kittens. Take a big glass jar, shove him/her in. Put superglue in his/her anus and then just feed him/her thorough a tube.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Ahem...

It isn't real.

Thank you.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Not the glue or prolonged jar-keeping, but those pictures are sure real. And that's enough to make him a sadist.

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

To the jar with him!!

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Erm, if you notice, all the piccies of the kitties in the jar are shot straight on. So you can only see one side of the container.

You can do wonderful things in photoshop, you know.

Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :

Just thought I'd add ny 2 pence to this dicsussion.

There's been a cat in my family since before I was born and even though they sleep all the time, meow all the bloody time for food (when they're not sleeping), always want a cuddle when you're having your dinner, etc, etc, I'd still have one. They are sooooo cute and funny.

My current one, Silky, is a right head case. She dances across the room sideways, roles on her back and shows her tummy whenever you tell her off - looks sooo cute and innocent!

It has also been scientifically proven that cats help us humans. They help people fight asthma as such things! So there! They are cute and health friendly (to most people).

As for the cat pics in the glass jars - shoot the cruel bastards (sorry for the bad language). And Infinity11 is correct in saying "This is the exact type of people I talk about when I say that humanity has screwed up this planet." I'd have to agree with you 99999999999999999999.99%!

Cats are cute, funny, loving and rule!

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

As for the cat pics in the glass jars - I believe it's been pointed out many times that this is a hoax.

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, it's entirely possible that he did, in fact, stick the cat's head into the jar to take the picture. But he didn't shove the whole cat in at once, I'm sure. I think cats are flexible enough that what's actually shown there wouldn't hurt...

"Cats", on the other hand, is not flexible. When he says that all your base are belong to him, he means that all your base are belong to him. No exceptions.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

*laughs*

Still, I don't think he did stick any of their heads in a jar. He might have placed glass in front of their glasses.

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

If that was done in photoshop, then that person has a hell of a lot more skills at it then me, and I've done some pretty amazing stuff. This was rather realistic and it is possible that it was a single insertion just for the picture

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

Would he not mean, in which case, that all your vase belong to us?

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Move Twig.

Somebody Set Up Us The Bulb.

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Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

Everytime I click the gallery button (at the evil kitty torturing site) I get an illegal operation and that window closes down. At least it doesn't take the rest of the windows with it.

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

Well obviously, it can't be legal to torture cats like that!

There are those of you that might take this comment seriously and then try to make fun of me, please read this beforehand, I was joking.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Awwww ... ain't they CUTE?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Who? No Doubt? Not really...

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

Man, why you listen to that bool-shite?
Why can't you listen to Big Pun like the rest of us?
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kidding, I don't mean to offend your taste in music

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

A friend of mine posted this at her website: Battle of the Kitties

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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she studied for a blood test.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

What kind of name is "Stupid Flamer"? Can you imagine the tauntings that cat will get at school? That's like naming someone "Lard Ass" or "Tiny Dick" or "Eugene"...

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Whereas the name "Tim" fills mortal men with fear and dread?

I suppose if you've seen The Holy Grail...

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(from the Daily Radar)

quote:
Tuesday in Washington, the Pentagon unveiled its long-delayed "weapon of the future." The Bionic Cat, which will cost $4.6 billion over the next four years to manufacture, will eventually replace the Marine Corps.
"You see, they look all cuddly and cute," explained Secretary of Defense Don Rumsfeld. "But if you corner one of these little nuclear bastards, they'll f*ck you up real good."
Deployment of the Bionic Cat will not commence until late 2002, but Marine Corps layoffs have already begun.
In a related story, the Army announced that a shortage of flea collars could delay their Toxic Poodle program.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Man that little Betty's a cute one, she looks very much like my kat.

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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

might as well post this...

We love cats but, boy, they sure are hard to carry. Now all your feline transportation needs are easily solved with the new Cat Carrier. Just cram the cat's head into the comfortable "face cage" and screw in the "anal stabilizer" and you're ready to go.

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Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :

Ouch!

Here's my obligatory picture...

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

The Cat on the Left: "...stop ... trying ... to ... take ... my ... picture ... or ... I ... will ... rip ... your ... leg ... into ... thousands ... of ... bloody ... strips ..."

Cat in the Middle: "I'm Beautiful! I love you!"

Cat on the Right: "...zzzzzzzzz."

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Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :

Awwwwwww! That cat carrier is soooooooo cruel!

Haven't these people ever heard of a cat basket - you know, the ones that are used when transporting cats on planes and boats?

If my cat caught even a glimpse of that carrier - we'd never see her again!

I can't believe someone has actually come up with such a torture device! Were's my shotgun - damn! Don't have guns in the UK. Say, any of you in the USA mind lending me one?

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

http://www.bonsaikitten.com

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Re: Cat Carrier. Holy fuck, people need to get a fucking sense of fucking humor. Or at least fucking common fucking sense. Fucking fuck.

If you saw it on a website, It MUST be true.

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Tom: Erm... Yes, I mentioned that...

Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :

akb_whatever -- IT WAS A JOKE!!! Get it? You know, humor?

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The Gigantic Collection of Star Trek Minutiae

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Y'know what I fear? If this thread goes on too much longer, we're likely to delve into the depths of such monstrosities as the cat train...

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Instead of a Caboose, there's a Catboose!

HAHA! ON FIRE!

And, with that, Master of the Pun slips into the shadows.

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"...he got a mind control car from a great menace named Euri and they began conquest! THE RED MENANCE~ so yuo have too fight back and destroy teh RED TIDE before it destroys the AMERICAN!!! PS: The russiens also took over Texas and thats good becuase Texans need to have robots with missales shoved up there butts anyways (texans are the worst evar)."

-JEFF K.

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

*goes back to pick through the morass of posts he didn't read*

*sees Tim's bonsai kitten link*

*feels decidedly less cool*

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"I can be creative when I have a good idea. That just happens way too rarely."
-Omega, April 6

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

You can actually see the cat suffering even in the opening picture, no matter how innocent or temporary his big joke is.
There is nothing funny about it.

No, TSN, that one was a dud.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :

Yeah I pretty much guessed that it was a joke - I'm still entitled to slag off the nutter who thought it was funny. I'd like to see a picture of him in a Human Carrier and see how he'd like a giant screw shoved up his ass! Although thinking about it, if he's gay then he might enjoy it too much.

I don't care whether it be a joke or not - it's cruel and gives people ideas as to how they can harm animals - it is wrong!

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Oh yes. Why, one time I saw a movie where a man had a magic book and he ate some peaches and then this rock monster killed some people and ate some peaches and then I went out and killed a woman with a rock and stole her peaches.

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OH NO< THE OLD MAN WALKS HIS GREEN DOG THAT SHOTS PINBALLS!~!!!
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Jeff K
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" and nothing at all will happen.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

No, I didn't mean Gurgeh's "cat-carrier", that's a complete fabrication, no harm there, AKB. Don't get me wrong. But the putting of cats in jars, that's wrong.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :

Oh right, I'm with you now Nimrod. Yes the kittens and jars thing is totally wrong. But what can you do about it? The nutters think that what they are doing is art! God Almighty! Art! They need their heads examining! With a sledgehammer! Now that's art - a smashed skull!

Hehe!

(I would just like to state that I do not think that smashing people's heads with a sledgehammer is art - I was extracting the urine).

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Yes, the urine must be saved as well, for it belongs to the tribe.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

And can this tribe tell a real picture from one altered by Photoshop?

[This message has been edited by PsyLiam (edited April 29, 2001).]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

They don't think it's art. They think it's humor. Ever heard of a thing called "satire"?

This, on the other hand, might be art. I'm not sure.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Tim, you've shocked everyone into silence!

Or you've shocked them all into going to their rooms and locking the doors for a few minutes.

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

That's pretty rough.

BTW, that's not MY catcarrier, it's just something I saw on dailyradar and decided to post as it was relevant. I myself, like every other person who deserves to live, am completely against any kind of cruelty to animals.

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"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing."

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

THE CAT CARRIER IS FINE! It's TSN's attitiude I'm tripping on. No matter though, my cat is happy and I shall tickle his belly right now, just to show'em! (and I won't sink into the swamp)

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*lines up an airplane, LSD, and a Dick-van-Dyke-esque ottoman*

There. Now you have a choice of what to trip on. Leave my attitude alone. :-)

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Aw... You got out of your sauna just for that?

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!