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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

It's CC's birthday today! Everybody sing: Happy birthday to you...

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Rhade: "It's only cheating if you get caught."
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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

And post your reply twice!

Happy B-Day, Charles!

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Yes, Happy Birthday.....

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

And so say all of us!

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Birthday, yadda yadda yadda, happy, yadda yadda yadda, what'd Jubes give you, yadda yadda yadda, are you sure that's legal in California, yadda yadda yadda.

Happy birthday. You're one year closer to being old and decrepit.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Happy Birthday Charles... May the hair on your toes grow ever longer.

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"I'm not like George Bush. If he wins or loses, life goes on. I will do anything to win." - Al Gore, Newsweek, 1999

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

Oh, Charles! Have a GREAT birthday! Here in Spoka-loo-loo, we're all wishing you a good one....!

And many moooooooorrrrreeeeeee.........! Hey..... *blows seductive kisses to the crowd*

Luv ya!!!!!!

~LOA

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"The purple elephants have conquered my pants! Weasels to the rescue!!!" ~TSN, Oct. 23, 2000

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*gets hit full-on by one of the kisses and is seduced*

Er... What? Oh, right... Birthday... Charles... Happy... Whatever...

*runs after Liz, drooling*

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Hope ya got my gift, it's a Bilitrium DX-090SB model ADC, and it's set to blow up even when you open the box!!!!

Oops!

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

*bludgeons Tim with a large rubber chicken*

*resumes chasing Liz*

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"You know, you--you let a wolf save your life, they make you pay and pay and pay..."
- Fraser, "due South"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*throws logic @ Omega, which he trips over, as usual*

*continues the chase*

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

logic has no bearing here, so put it away!!

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Well, it's done, yes, the deed is done.

Posted by MsChris (Member # 445) on :

Bearing: Small round BB-like object. Often made of metal but can be made from plastic as well.

*slips on a few*

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Err...ooo-kayee.

Happy Birthday, Charles.
Dare I ask how many solar cycles you have lived through, C?

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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.

[This message has been edited by Gaseous Anomaly (edited November 27, 2000).]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I second that motion.

How many moons, Charles? How many moons?

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Unless he is different then most people he only has one opinion....

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Well, it's done, yes, the deed is done.

Posted by Dani (Member # 57) on :

Happy birthday Charles!

(Sorry it's a day late...)

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Thanks everyone!

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Now, it may seem to you that Charles is avoiding answering the question. The question being, "how old are you". Now, there is a very good reason for this. And for the first time, I can reveal it.

Charles is actually a very advanced animatronic puppet, created by Simon and Frank, to pass the time while they waited for the swelling to go down. Charles has no more "lived" than a table has "lived". No, it's all a big joke by Sol and Frank to screw with our minds. The beard was added when, one day, during a particularly heavy accordian session, Frank's instrument flew out of his hand and smashed poor puppet-Charles in the face. They had to cover the damage some how, and, being the lazy sods they are, they just went into the shower and grabbed some hair from the plug-hole. The hair was applied using love, and Sol's home produced sticky-stuff (TM).

Jubes was obviously added to avoid suspicion. TSN, jealous of all over men everywhere for "getting it on", deceided to make his own female puppet. He did plan to marry her, but one morning, when he awoke, he found that poor puppet-Jubes had gone, and only the smell of curry remained. Shorty after, puppet-Jubes ended up at Sol's house. Simon opened the door to get her, and inadvertantly ran her through. He eventually managed to pick her up by walking backwards, but his enormous trousers got caught on a nail, and he went flying. Puppet-Jubes landed on puppet-Charles, and Simon, recognising the true love in their blank, souless eyes, couldn't bring himself to seperate them.

And that is how watches are made.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Um ... wow.

So Charles is a robot, huh? Explain alot ...

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

No! Animatronic puppet. Not robot. If I'd have meant robot I'd have said robot. But I didn't. I said "animatronic puppet". Which, you'll notice, is different from saying "robot". They are different words.

No wonder you lot found the ballots so confusing.

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"I am in one of those rare periods of life where I am convinced I am a sexy devil."- Simon "Sol System" Sizer

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*ROTFLMAO!!!!*

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Yeah, like Liam said, robot...

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Well, it's done, yes, the deed is done.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Yeah, the Female Animatronic Puppet mark I (dubbed "Jubilee") was a bit defective. It started removing its clothing randomly w/ an alarming frequency, even when such action was inappropriate. That's why I had to create the Female Animatronic Puppet mark II (dubbed "LOA"). The only problem w/ that one was a warped theology circuit. The blueprints have gone missing, and I fear Omega has taken them. If this is so, we can expect to soon see an army of Liz clones serving Omega as their irrational lord and master. Be afraid...

I'm currently working on the Female Animatronic Puppet mark III. Work is progressing slowly. So far, all I have are the important bits. Not much for a night out. But a night in... That's another story entirely...

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Do you think he will include the logic circut?

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Well, it's done, yes, the deed is done.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

What makes you think that all the messages you see from Liz aren't really all from different clone incarnations?

*evil laughter*

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"You know, you--you let a wolf save your life, they make you pay and pay and pay..."
- Fraser, "due South"

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

"WE ARE THE LOA'S.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
AND YOU WILL LIKE IT. A LOT."

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"The purple elephants have conquered my pants! Weasels to the rescue!!!" ~TSN, Oct. 23, 2000

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

mmmmmmmmmmm, okay

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Well, it's done, yes, the deed is done.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

I think Liz attracts more than just Chaos... hordes and hordes of prepubescent boys too, no matter what age they are.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

And exactly how many 40 year-old prepubescent boys are there?

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"I am in one of those rare periods of life where I am convinced I am a sexy devil."- Simon "Sol System" Sizer

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

"...Sol's home produced sticky-stuff (TM)"

It comes out of the ground!

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