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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

http://www.fractalcow.com/bert/bert.htm

Dude, this is pretty @#$%ed up, right here.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I KNEW IT!

It was Bert that Monica gave the hummer too! Billy was just the scape-goat!! Ah-hah!

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Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

lol!

I've seen this site before.

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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

uh?

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Man, I've seen that one years ago already.

Some of the pictures are pretty good.

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