1.) I am in severe need of a college education. As some of you may know, I sort of haven't been going for the past year. I'd call it a sabbatical or year off to find myself if I had given it that much thought, but in truth I was simply lazy and never finished up my Associate's Degree. This is a Bad Thing for many reasons, not the least of which is I'm stuck here, at home, doing home-ish and farmish things and not really enjoying myself very much at all. This isn't new, and I've probably bored you all with this information many times, whining about an existentialist crisis and misquoting Sartre. However, ICQ is broken. It hates me. (This is going to be item number three, so scroll down if you'd like to read more about ICQ, though I can't imagine why you'd want to.
So anyway, college. Yeah, so I need, like, four credits to get my meaningless degree. I call it meaningless because it's only real purpose is to allow me to transfer to some larger, better school. Anyway, I tried to register for the upcoming quarter this past weekend. (Intro to Cultural Anthropology and History of Jazz, if you're curious. Social Science and Humanities.) For some crazy reason YVCC has decided that after being gone for a year I'm not really a student anymore. So I had to reapply. At least, I assumed I had to reapply, and did so. We'll see. Nothing more I can do about that but wait.
2.) All my friends, such as they are, are finding niches and reproducing and loving and working. I do not believe that one should have a niche at 20, or 21, or even, maybe, 26.
3.) ICQ is one mean-ass mofo. I mean, honestly, what is a "Runtime error?" Other than a proverbial boot to the head, that is. This is not a rhetorical question.
4.) On that note, I seriously need a new hard drive.
5.) As a favor for a former professor, I promised to have a handful of short stories available for possible publication in my once and future school's literay journal. Writing, unfortunately, is a bitch. Here are four stories:
Story A: A fake article about a group of inner city kids who have taken up piracy as a hobby.
Story B: A story about a rich man on Mars who is in the business of suicide by dimensional teleportation.
Story C: A story about a company called GlobalPop, which is engaged in the recreation of famous entertainers of the past.
Story D: A story about a young man who has a crush on a girl at a movie theater.
There was really no point in mentioning any of that, but I was not joking when I made up that thread title.
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I will shout until they know what I mean.
--
Neutral Milk Hotel
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!
Anyway, my AIM name's there...email is the same, sseing as how I'm too lazy to leave AOL. And if y'want, I can point you in the direction of other sites that deal with �berangst.
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"Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.
But thank you.
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I will shout until they know what I mean.
--
Neutral Milk Hotel
****
Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!
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I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble
~ C. Montgomery Burns
[sympathetic mode]
I was once in the same boat, so I can understand how you feel (except for the ICQ part, since I've never had any runtime errors - just BSoD's). But hey - look where I ended up (still in college...). Never give up! (and never surrender either... full speed ahead!)
[/sympathetic mode]
Hmm, hoped that helped you, at least I tried
Disclaimer: nothing in this post is guaranteed to make subject feel more comfortable, nor intended to do so, as it can under certain circumstances result in reduced mental capacity.
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"Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families."
--Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?
I mean, c'mon! Brits! Irony! Scones! You should all come here, especially the religious ones - remember, God is an Englishman!
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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."
- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001
Oh, you meant me! Er, I'm not in Bristol. I'm in Liverpool. And I'm sure they're different. At least, we could ask Jordan's Long Haired Lover From Bristol.
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."
- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001
BTW, Liam, if your boyfriend isn't in Bristol, then where is he?
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #3
What a stupid place to plant a fucking tree - Marc Bolan
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families."
--Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?
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"Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.
*pictures OS keeling over his keyboard, shaking and vomiting*
Or is it Swindon?
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
My attempts the validation of Sol are a success.
Sol is validated! Hooray!
Visit again! We will miss your wacky, round antics!
Now I am executing the remainder of my fiendish plot.
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
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"Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.
BTW, a runtime error is simply one that happens when the program is running, as opposed to when it's being compiled.
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We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
"Wowsers!"
-Star Trek: Series ?: "A Pair o' Docs, part II"
But really, Sol, you have some great story ideas and from what I've read of your Dirk Tungsten stuff, you can really make a good short storyteller.
As far as ICQ is concerned, just forget about it. ICQ sucks since AOL got a hold of Mirabilis.
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I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble
~ C. Montgomery Burns
"...from what I've read of your Dirk Tungsten stuff, you can really make a good short storyteller..."
Thanks! But, uh...Tungsten is supposed to be a novel.
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I will shout until they know what I mean.
--
Neutral Milk Hotel
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!
SOL: 0
US: 1
When it comes to interpreting the intentions of your unfinished dilly-dallyings.
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
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A student once asked the Master: "Master, what are the teachings of a lifetime?"
The Master replied: "An appropriate statement."
-From the Writings of Shinsei, the True Tao.
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I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble
~ C. Montgomery Burns
Actually its not that I don't finish it, I just suddenly realize things can be complete without being finished. Yeah, that must be it.
Or sudden absence of interest. Sound familiar, Sol?
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A student once asked the Master: "Master, what are the teachings of a lifetime?"
The Master replied: "An appropriate statement."
-From the Writings of Shinsei, the True Tao.
However, the three available chapters are not the only chapters that exist. They are merely the only chapters I am willing to share. When I am finished, if I ever finish, and when I am convinced I have made the book as unsucky as I know how, I will attempt to sucker some Moroccan publishing house into paying me money for it. This is, admittedly, a rather pie in the sky fantasy, but what isn't?
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I will shout until they know what I mean.
--
Neutral Milk Hotel
****
Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!
He's from Swindon? GA, YOU BASTARD!
Yeah, well no-one really comes from Swindon anyway, they're just Bristolians desperately trying to prove themselves different.
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #3
What a stupid place to plant a fucking tree - Marc Bolan
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"Philosophy is written in this grand book - I mean universe-which stands continuously
open to our gaze, but which cannot be understood unless one first learns to
comprehend the language in which it is written. It is written in the language
of mathematics, and its characters are triangles, circles and other geometric
figures, without which it is humanly impossible to understand a single word
of it; without these, one is wandering about in a dark labyrinth."
Galileo (1623)
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
Is Bristol in Swindon?
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #3
What a stupid place to plant a fucking tree - Marc Bolan
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
****
"The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families."
--Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?
Naah I'll put you out of your misery. He doesn't (not that I know of anyway) - it was just a little joke that I made after his reply to Lee's post which seems to have been taken a little too seriously.
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #3
What a stupid place to plant a fucking tree - Marc Bolan
*finds Bristol*
*after much searching, because his brain apparently doesn't work right, finds Swindon*
Uh? Not the closest pair of cities in the country, are they? What's the connection?
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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited March 07, 2001).]
I think we gave him a fair chance, don't you? But that "intimate ways" part was by far the worst. Like sneeking through a sleeping buffalo herd only to stop in the middle and fire buckshot in all directions. Way to go, Red...
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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited March 07, 2001).]
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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited March 07, 2001).]
He will never be a member of a messageboard again. Not while we're in power.
*evillaugh*
Good thing we've got his house bugged.
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
"For awhile, I was the sunshine that they had been waiting their entire web-hosting careers to see."
"I believe Christian was sent there by the Leaders of the Dark Forces to intimidate the...administration, which had previously no ties with the Corrupt Administration."
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
Instead, let's talk about why JeffK is so keen to find out if I have a boyfriend? Is he perhaps going to ask me out? What will Martin, who has fancied me for months - despite being in a long-term relationship with Jennifer - say? Find out in next week's exciting episode: "Everyone talks crap! Again!"
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
But it seems his current "project", the WB-buffy BBS, will take a while for him to wear down. People there are so laid back, he's already posting "This-is-the-slowest-place-I've-seen-and-I've-seen-alot"-threads in there.
PsyKavanagh: You're venturing into the docu-soap/live-TV business? Lovely!!! How dandy!!! Simply smashing!! Oooooh SASSY!!!
Hmm, should I call the russian or the italian? The italian always make it look like an accident, but the russian takes very nice photos...
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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited March 07, 2001).]
Never before have I read such an acutely accurate statement of the true nature of these forums. For evidence, see JeffK's new post about 'hipness' or 'smacking bitchs & jocking the hos'. It's fly.
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
10:30-11:20 everyday but Friday: pretend to be interested in psychology.
11:30-12:20 everyday: work on that literary journal thing...again.
6:30 to some ungodly hour (PM) Tuesdays: the Jazz thing.
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I will shout until they know what I mean.
--
Neutral Milk Hotel
****
Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!
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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."
- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001
I suppose I'll have to start using emoticons again - I thought the tone of the posts was light hearted enough to let people know that I was joking.
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #3
What a stupid place to plant a fucking tree - Marc Bolan
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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*
Fuck it!
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #4
Of course I'll fucking beat Tyson 'arry! - Frank Bruno
[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 08, 2001).]
~LOA
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"Apprently, "pooty" involves deities and pretty girls in compromising positions..." ~TSN Jan. 18th, 2001
quote:
This is, admittedly, a rather pie in the sky fantasy, but what isn't?
Win, lose or draw, always eat the pie.
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I DO NOT ENJOY BOTH GENDERS!!!
Ultra Magnus
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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
- Rupert Brooke (1887 - 1915)
Depends, you got any corners of fields over there?
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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*
HAHA!
ME: 1
YOU: 0
Everyone is British. That's where we came from. Moses was Cockney.
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
Or you can apply to be a game tester. The going rate is 15 bucks an hour.
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"Censoring the Internet is like putting a toll booth at the bottom of the ocean."
--Celia Pearce, The Interactive Book
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sail. Explore. Dream. Discover."
--Mark Twain
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited March 08, 2001).]
And no, we don't have any fields in the US. The last one was turned into a strip mall in 1987.
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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
*sits back to watch as THAT bit of innuendo goes over everyone's heads*
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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*
And I'd like to complain that the short attention span is a Gemini thing. I'm a Virgo, and my attention span is so short that I've had to come back to the computer three times oper the space of 2 hours just to type this.
Simon's short attention span is not caused by him being a Gemini. It's caused by him being a fat lazy arse.
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
Liam, I'm a virgo as well!
Perhaps Gemeni and virgos are doomed to live a life of short attention spans.
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A student once asked the Master: "Master, what are the teachings of a lifetime?"
The Master replied: "An appropriate statement."
-From the Writings of Shinsei, the True Tao.
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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*
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never rub another man's rhubarb!
Good to see ya back, though!
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Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians!
Me: I have a camcorder.
Nic: But no lesbians.
Me: Ahhh... no.
Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
ICQ Conversation From January 23, 2001.
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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*
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A student once asked the Master: "Master, what are the teachings of a lifetime?"
The Master replied: "An appropriate statement."
-From the Writings of Shinsei, the True Tao.
Can't a girl just have a nice clean cut crush any more?
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never rub another man's rhubarb!
Incidentally, kinkycards.com has cards for the Marquis de Sade's birthday sometime in June.
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"Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.
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never rub another man's rhubarb!
I, for one, never got sick of 12 year old cybersex. Niether should any of us.
Grandma told us not to.
I also don't think this thread has any references to MaGiCs DrInKiNg PrObLeMs. Seeing as how that seems to be the 'All your base' of today, would someone please regale us with spectacularily fascinating tales?
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited March 10, 2001).]
~LOA
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"Apprently, "pooty" involves deities and pretty girls in compromising positions..." ~TSN Jan. 18th, 2001
Ooooh, mememe!!
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
*loads up Liam's profile. Looks at picture*
Oh my god! I'm gorgeous!
*goes off to get cloned, so that he can marry himself*
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
Wow. Appropriate status line, if nothing else...
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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
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"Apprently, "pooty" involves deities and pretty girls in compromising positions..." ~TSN Jan. 18th, 2001
quote:
Or at least and orgy of some sort.........
Two words Liz, Call Me!!!!!!!
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I DO NOT ENJOY BOTH GENDERS!!!
Ultra Magnus
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #4
Of course I'll fucking beat Tyson 'arry! - Frank Bruno
(From the waist up, obviously. Otherwise we'd never be able to scan the whole picture in.)
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #4
Of course I'll fucking beat Tyson 'arry! - Frank Bruno
Actually, Orion, last St Paddy's Day I was at home in the sticks surrouded by my nearest and dearest and most mind-numbingly boringest. No beer for me that day. Roll on Saturday
-> -> ->
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #5
I thought I could smell some fucking petrol! - Nikki Lauda
Besides, I have two Irish names. Which beats most of you. Ha!
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*
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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
PLEH!
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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
There won't be many parades, though. This Foot-And-Mouth thing has a lot of areas scared. No confirmed cases in the Republic yet, but we're still not out of the woods.
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
Aaaalll The Waaaay...
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
*sniffs-sniffs, considers a fling with Liam*
Nahhhhh...
Too wierd. Even for me.
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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
you shoud know by now, Ms. Winner, that weird is part of the job.
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
This is funny because it's true, yet not.
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
You know, I always wondered what they did with the, er, leftover parts. Perhaps they put them all together to make a literal man-train?
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
"Why yes, the caboose is open. Why don't you slide right in. My seat is empty."
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
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I DO NOT ENJOY BOTH GENDERS!!!
Ultra Magnus
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians!
Me: I have a camcorder.
Nic: But no lesbians.
Me: Ahhh... no.
Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
ICQ Conversation From January 23, 2001.
Got it?
Now, prepare for your punishment.
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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
OH YEAH BABY! PUNISH ME!!!
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Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians!
Me: I have a camcorder.
Nic: But no lesbians.
Me: Ahhh... no.
Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
ICQ Conversation From January 23, 2001.
OK. Read "The History of Left-Handed Masturbation in Ancient Babylonia" and gimmie a report, double spaced and no less than 10,000 words. In Gaelic.
*L*
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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
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Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians!
Me: I have a camcorder.
Nic: But no lesbians.
Me: Ahhh... no.
Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
ICQ Conversation From January 23, 2001.
Next year, you'll be paying in Euro's though. Well, you'll have the choice between the Euro and the Punt but it'll be interesting to see how everyone fares. Only two and a half months practice - it'll be chaos!
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
A lot of people I've met are against the Euro, but I'm all for it. What do the other Europeans think about the change?
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #5
I thought I could smell some fucking petrol! - Nikki Lauda
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Some places in Dublin actually charge over three squids already for drinks. It's getting obscene.
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
Mainly though, I hate the name. I'd have prefered anything over Euro. Hell, even European Dollar would have been better.
Thinking about this, is there a name for one hundreth of a Euro? Are we going to end up saying "5 euros and 37 pence?", or are we going to be buying bags of crisps that cost "point 50 euros"?
And that IS expensive beer. In Liverpool, providing you don't go to a trendy wannabe-London pub/club place, the pints will all be under �2.00. Dunno about Guiness, but I guess it would be the same.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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"I never saw the TAS, there actually was sex on the bridge?"
- Matrix, 14/03/2001
Liam: As I understand it, the sub-unit of the Euro will be the cent. This however shouldn't be taken as gospel because I've been reading about other stuff too like the rounding up of prices to whole units. I don't quite understand how they'll be able to make this work, especially for small confectionary items, but we'll see how it ends up. The cent would seem to be the logical unit. With regards to your other point, I agree that 'Euro' is an ugly name for the currency, but I suppose it's better than the 'ECU' from which they changed it. The Euro has also picked up in the last couple of months, but is mainly due to the downturn in the US rather than a strengthening of the Euro itself. In Britain, we still have a long way to go, so hopefully the Union will be able to do something about it in time.
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #5
I thought I could smell some fucking petrol! - Nikki Lauda
[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 15, 2001).]
And yeah, ECU was even worse. It made you sound like a bloody German clearing his throat.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube.
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.
Oh, and excuse my uninformedness, but WTF is a "punt"?
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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
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Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube.
--
Gene Ray
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.
Tim: Thanks for the tip.
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #5
I thought I could smell some fucking petrol! - Nikki Lauda
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"I never saw the TAS, there actually was sex on the bridge?"
- Matrix, 14/03/2001
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"I never saw the TAS, there actually was sex on the bridge?"
- Matrix, 14/03/2001
All I see are boxes, BTW. They supposed to be euro symbols?
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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"I never saw the TAS, there actually was sex on the bridge?"
- Matrix, 14/03/2001
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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"I never saw the TAS, there actually was sex on the bridge?"
- Matrix, 14/03/2001
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
Funny - new version of Netscape doesn;t show it quite right either.
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
And now that it's been defined, I realize that I already knew a punt was Irish currency, and I had simply forgotten... *smacks self*
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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
I'm now using Win 98 and Explorer 5.5, and I can see it.
The notes don't look like US notes do they? With their horrible evil green fakeness?
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
*for himself*
Ok, ok, I'll share.
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
*passes ashtray*
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
Just askin'.
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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
Oh Balzac and balls, it's after falling in the ashtray. No, it's oK, there's a bit left in it.
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"