), and you can play along to almost any song on the radio after listening to it for a minute. That = friggin' impossible on piano. And I've only been playin since Xmas.
A) Where can I get one online from a reputable source?
B) Where can I get one online CHEAPLY from a reputable source?
C) How can I be sure that I'm not buying an alto accidently? I almost did that today.
D) Anything else you think I need to know?
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"How do you define fool?"
"I don't attempt it. I wait for demonstrations. They inevitably surpass my imagination."
- CJ Cherryh, Invader
If you use a site from a music store get as much detail as possible, down to the average mass of the item, if you want, but ask all questions to make sure you get what you want.
Double check all refund and shipping policies also, since you may get something you didn't want and have to return it.
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
First, look at the picture. An alto clarinet is about the size of an alto saxophone, i.e. it's diameter is about 2 to 3 inches and about 2 to 3 feet in height. It also has an upturned bell like alto through bass saxophones have. A bass clarient looks the same as an alto clarinet; however, it is taller (roughly four feet tall) with a kickstand and 3 to 4 inch diameter.
Second, check to see what key the instrument is. Alto clarients are usually in E-flat and bass clarinets are usually in B-flat.
A third, and my favorite way, is to actually have it in front of you. If you have good arms and manage to throw the sucker 10 to 20 feet away, it's an alto clarinet. If you can lob it 5 to 10 feet away, it's a bass clarinet.
For my next post, we'll wrap up the clarinet family and move on to the saxophone family! Yay!
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Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians!
Me: I have a camcorder.
Nic: But no lesbians.
Me: Ahhh... no.
Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
ICQ Conversation From January 23, 2001.
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
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"It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
- James Lileks, 09/04/2001
~LOA
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"Apprently, "pooty" involves deities and pretty girls in compromising positions..." ~TSN Jan. 18th, 2001
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
Liz:
Thanks, hon!
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"How do you define fool?"
"I don't attempt it. I wait for demonstrations. They inevitably surpass my imagination."
- CJ Cherryh, Invader
But-but *sob* I don't want to end up like Harry!!! Those gnome-people were so rude to him!!!! I swear, he was one step away from going back to his quarters, do some heroin and then stick a phaser rifle in his meouth.
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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"How do you define fool?"
"I don't attempt it. I wait for demonstrations. They inevitably surpass my imagination."
- CJ Cherryh, Invader
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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"How do you define fool?"
"I don't attempt it. I wait for demonstrations. They inevitably surpass my imagination."
- CJ Cherryh, Invader
~LOA
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"Apprently, "pooty" involves deities and pretty girls in compromising positions..." ~TSN Jan. 18th, 2001
It's so much easier to pick up than the piano (both figuratively and literally speaking ), and you can play along to almost any song on the radio after listening to it for a minute. That = friggin' impossible on piano.
And I've only been playin since Xmas.
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
Funny. I could do that at four years old, and I still can't so much as tune a guitar...
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"How do you define fool?"
"I don't attempt it. I wait for demonstrations. They inevitably surpass my imagination."
- CJ Cherryh, Invader
I'll upload some as soon as I figure out how to record it.
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"How do you define fool?"
"I don't attempt it. I wait for demonstrations. They inevitably surpass my imagination."
- CJ Cherryh, Invader
Also, I think that it's easier to...I don't know...PLAY!! IMNSHO.
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"