What a pointless contest, the fact that there are a lot more americans looking at retarded sites like this than canadians, and there is a simple explanation for this....
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Before sharing that simple explanation with us, do you think you could provide one for your post? Some sort of translation into English might be nice.
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
Ummmm.. maybe... NO! Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
You know, If we can't understand what you say, then we're not going to try, and it will be as if you never posted at all. If you don't start making some sort of grammatical sense when you post, people are going to start ignoring you. I'm sure you don't want that, now do you?
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Who are you talking to Omega? I don't see anyone else posting in this thread
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
Oh shit, I just noticed, I was sidetracked by an opportunity to ridicule the USA, so I had ignored my original point and everything got lost. This is what it should've been: "What a pointless contest. The results will not be accurate because there are a lot more americans visiting retarded sites like this then there are canadians. Now why do you think that is? "
[ July 01, 2001: Message edited by: MC Infinity ]
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Again, I point out that your posts make no sense, and thus are quite likely to be ignored. You might want to read a book on how to express yourself more coherantly.
Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :
I think that grudge match is funny... Posted by Daniel (Member # 453) on :
Omega dear, "coherently". It's spelled with an e not an a.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Omega: "Again, I point out that your posts make no sense, and thus are quite likely to be ignored."
Let's play a game, where we change a couple of words in a sentence for fun, in a thinly veiled attempt to take the mick out of someone!
Let's take "posts" in the above example, and stick in "arguments".
Now, let's take "be ignored" and replace it with "annoy the fuck out of people!"
See? Super happy fun time kiddies, for everyone!
[ July 01, 2001: Message edited by: PsyLiam ]
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Ah, the U.S./Canadian border, cause of all the problems in the world. Look at the trouble it sows! And I hear that the Peace Arch is stuffed with explosives!
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
Liam, you know very well what my oppinion of you is. And that being so you can understand me ignoring your uncultured comment.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"And that being so you can understand me ignoring your uncultured comment."
Three things:
1/ Huh? 2/ "Uncultured"? 3/ I was taking the mick out of Omega. The fun-time egg that he is.
[ July 01, 2001: Message edited by: PsyLiam ]
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Daniel:
Ah, thanks. I stand corrected. Vowels have never been my strong point. Nor spelling in general, for that matter. Only 70th percentile on my achievement tests, as opposed to 99th for everything else...
Liam:
Ah, but at least my posts are understandable. I'm begining to wonder if Infinity isn't, in fact, one of the classic monkeys at a keyboard, sent by the grammer gods to test our patience.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Nice is good, mean is bad. Don't be mean 'cause mean is bad.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Ah, but at least my posts are understandable."
Grammatically, yes. Logically, no.
"I'm begining to wonder if Infinity isn't, in fact, one of the classic monkeys at a keyboard, sent by the grammer gods to test our patience."
Frasier == god?
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
A thousand monkeys on a thousand typewrites will eventually turn out a Shakespeare...
Only 999 to go!
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
If only there was a similar prophecy about assholes, you could at least have all the writings of Gene Roddenbery
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Tim:
Exactly my point. You may not agree with my reasoning, but at least you understand the statements I make. With this particular individual, you can't even understand the statements half the time.
Look, Infinity, I'm not trying to be mean, but if your posts don't make sense, your ideas won't get across. Thus, you'd just be wasting your time posting.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
MC Infinity, whenever you get the time, go out to your local bookstore, or any bookstore for that matter, buy a dictionary (hopefully a decent one) and look up JOKE Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
*random thought*
I used to be able to stand on my head! I can't now though, 'cause it hurts my neck too much But I CAN do an AWESOME impression of a flamingo... you guys should see it sometime!!! It's WAY cool!!!
~LOA
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
The Harrier (thank you, G.B.!) is an awesome plane.
Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
Mugshots of a little saboteur that somehow has infiltrated my apartment and won't leave.
That cat looks like s/he wants some tummy rubbin'.
And, er, I know how to tie a tie. But, thanks
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Hello? Subtle clue calling. Everyone will make with the hugs and kisses now.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Liz:
Post pictures!
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
*has blackmail pictures of Liz, siegried, Lee, Liam, Quatre Winner and a few others hidden on her harddrive......*
<.rabid animosity.> Infinity: You are not amusing. You are not intelligent. You are not "the shit". You are not "the man". You are not all that and a bag of chips. You are simply a bag of chips. The broken, greasy ones from the bargain store. The chips that no one eats. The chips that are thrown out after the picnic. <./rabid animosity.>
And on that note: I like cheese.
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
And on another note:
Nimrod, that cat is adorable!
And I always wanted to know how to tie a tie.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
*after the picnic, I'm looking around the area*
Hey, CHIPS!!
Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :
Excellent! I never knew how to tie a tie... Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
quote:Originally posted by The359: MC Infinity, whenever you get the time, go out to your local bookstore, or any bookstore for that matter, buy a dictionary (hopefully a decent one) and look up JOKE
If you were attempting at posting an apology, you failed miserably, but since you did mean it as a joke(although there are certain levels of appropriateness that this joke exceeded greatly) I will take it as such. Strangely your botched attempt at an apology was no better than the insult, I suggest you buy the very same dictionary and look up manners.
[ July 02, 2001: Message edited by: MC Infinity ]
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Apology?! Where the bloody hell do you get that idea from?
Besides, fuck manners, this is Flare!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I'm sorry to interrupt this fun, but Jubes has picks of me on her hard drive. She must be...destroyed.
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
So you do not think it is necessary to apologize for offending someone?
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
*agrees with PsyLiam* Let's team up on this one, hotstuff.... we could take her! All that stands in the way is Charles!! Uh, oh............. Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
I love "CHiPs." Joe Getraer was the man. I always wanted him to lose it & house out on Ponch's schemin' horny brown ass.
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: I'm sorry to interrupt this fun, but Jubes has picks of me on her hard drive. She must be...destroyed.
Are you serious? That's a bit scary... I mean, how do you even know that she is who she claims to be... Well, at least she doesn't have any of me
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Er, I'm pretty sure that the person claiming to be Jubes is, in fact, Jubes.
But I'm suspicious of you now Infinity. Or should I say...Impostinator!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I have the ultimate blackmail picture of Liz on my hard drive... *evil chuckle*
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
So you people collect pictures so you can scare and blackmail others... Interesting hobby...
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
You should see the one we've got about you.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
For the love of God, don't show them.
It's interesting you should criticise our stalker/blackmailing hobby Infinity. Because that's exactly what I'd expect Impostinator to do.
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
You would think Impostinator wouldn't pose like that. And is it really supposed to be that shade?
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
If Americans can find something like that. then they must have SOME life, i'm sure nearly everyone else in the world has something better to do.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
This isn't the place for petty bickering.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Sol's right. This isn't the place for petty bickering.
This is the place for finding out how the hell Jubilee got blackmail pictures of me! Not to mention the fact that if she does have blackmail pictures of me, which ones does she have!
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
You know, this entire forum needs a straight jacket like you would not believe...
And MC Infinity, I am serious, LOOK UP THE WORD JOKE. MAYBE PUN TOO.
Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
Well I suppose by now half this forum has pics of my Theo, in compromising positions, in their caches. I should've thought two steps ahead...
He will kill me for that, or at the very least, pull my bathroom rug into the toilet. Also, he would hold out on me. -"Come on, just a little purr, just once. I'll give you herring." -"Nuhuh!"
And there'll be no pointless bickering here unless the force is involved. Now THAT'S professional bickering!
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Tim:
I don't suppose you'd be willing to describe this picture?
No?
All right, all right, just tell me: does it involve a certain pink bikini?
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Currently, USA has 636 votes and Canada has 406 votes.
Please cast your votes for CANADA!!!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Tim has a picture of Omega in a pink bikini?
*shudders*
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Canada has Alpha Flight, the coolest member of which (Wolverine) defected to the US.
The US has the X-Men, X-Factor, X-Force, the Avengers, the Fantastic Four, the Thunderbolts, the Defenders, and the Marvel Knights. Not to mention the JLA.
We win.
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
Posting to yet again state that the term "Americans" loosely describes anyone from North America, Canada being a large part of that continent. Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Have you read the X-Men recently? And by recent, I mean the past ten years?
Having them on your side isn't anything to be proud about.
Besides, we have Danger Mouse! Ha! We win!
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Liam:
Tim has a picture of Omega in a pink bikini?
No, no, he has a picture of LIZ in a pink bikini. At least, I hope so.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Danger Mouse?
Pshaw!
We have Mighty Mouse, Underdog, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
Well, if that's the case, I think we put the credit for the end of the Cold War where it belongs: good work MI-6 and James Bond!
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
They aren't Canadian. This is a Canada/USA thing.
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
Well, I'm just pointing out that for all the superheroes etc. the U.S. has -- X-Men, TMNT, Connor MacLeod, Superman, Spiderman, et all, the English still ended the Cold War -- with one Double-Oh agent who has been kickin' ass since the sixties ... so the British just rock, and the U.S. is all a bunch of hot air ...
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
In other words, you don't care about the topic, and merely want to inject some of your own nationalism. Cool. Posted by Dani (Member # 57) on :
I just want to correct some grammar here for the ignorant American who must have created the website...
quote:"Tabernouche!" replied the PM. "For me, making that expenditure on beaver mind control was a good idea, hey?"
"Tabarnaque!" I beleive is the word he's looking for, and please correct the word "hey" to "eh" as any good Canadian would use this word very liberally in anything that they say.
quote:"Hokay, let them do their t'ing."
Okay, if you're going to make fun of French-Canadian accents at least do it right...the above should read:
"Hokay, let dem do deir t'ing."
Please also note: To get this exactly right, you're only allowed to speak this using one side of your mouth, while the other half of your lips should remain still.
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
Ohmygod, Dani posted! *faints*
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
I beleive someone said that Superman was a US superhero, now I happen to know for a fact that he was created by a canadian, so maybe this would be another case of mistaked identity. Many other listed superheroes may be canadian as well, but I don't really know for certain.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"In other words, you don't care about the topic, and merely want to inject some of your own nationalism. Cool."
I'd love to know how Jeff K praising James Bond counts as nationalism.
"No, no, he has a picture of LIZ in a pink bikini. At least, I hope so."
Oh, you hope so, do you Omega? Or should I say...Stalkinator!
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
QUICK! Take over the board while Chuckie is out cold!
Posted by Jeff Kardde (Member # 411) on :
No, actually, Fo2, I think it's pretty stupid to decide which country is better by way of fictional (aka: THEY DON'T EXIST!) characters.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
True. But Bond obviously exists. Ian Flemming was allowed to write the novels in an attempt to embarrass SPECTRE and everyone else into keeping quiet. It worked too. (It's true. It's mentioned in the novels.)
But the X-Men? Silly made-up people.
[ July 03, 2001: Message edited by: PsyLiam ]
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I don't have pictures of Liz in a bikini. I have a picture of Liz wearing something even better...
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
*eyes widen as she suddenly realizes what picture TIm is talking about* No.... please, no.... you PROMISED you wouldn't......!!! Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
For Omega (or the Stalkinator), the only thing she can be wearing that would be better than a bikini would be half a bikini. Or less.
Or possibly a t-shirt saying "I devote my life to Omega and God, in that order."
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
Ooooh, someone's got a picture of Liz naked? Heh.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Liz! You give Tim a photo that you probably had to develop yourself, and you won't even give me one of you in a bikini? I'm hurt. I really am.
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
She just doesn't want to tempt you. Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
Omega's beleifs are far too strong to be tempted by a naked pic of Liz. Who was Liz anyways? Oh yeah, I remember, I stand corrected, Omega's beleifs probably will be tempted (mine would be, that is if I had any ) cuz from the pics I saw she seemed very attractive(no these were the standard edition, not the nude pics, now those I'd like to see, but ofcourse only with Liz's permission, because I am not a sick pervert that likes to look at women naked without their permission)
Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
Aren't we polite!? Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Sorry to break it to you guys, but I was clothed.... just not like normal..... so there goes that bubble of hope *L* Sorry!
~LOA
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
But how could you possibly be clothed in something better than a bikini!?
Posted by Jeff The Card (Member # 411) on :
As fellow Baltimorean Sisqo likes to say, "thong de thong thong thong!"
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
A nun's rope might excite the Stalkinator.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
If the nun's rope is used to bound my hands to the headboard of my bed as Lexa Doig wears a habit and tells me that I've been a "naughty alter boy" and proceeds to spank me for my improprieties, then I might be excited by a nun's rope, too.
[ July 05, 2001: Message edited by: Siegfried ]
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Jubs, let us talk about the pics of LOA, and what you might take in trade.
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
LOA: I would offer to swap pics with you but I am in dire need of Digital Camera, so I can't. Siegfried: I thought I was the only one!! Well not all that altar boy stuff, cuz that's a bit scary, but I think Lexa Doig is sooo hot! I'd sell my sould to any deity to sleep with her.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Lexa Doig is quite pleasing on the eyes. I wouldn't sell my soul to be with her because, well, someone's already put it on layaway. But I really like Scottish women and Filipinas and the wonderful Miss Doig is both.
As for the nunnish bondage stuff, I used to be freaked out by that. However, that all changed after we had a very long series of threads dedicated to bondage about two years ago. Since then, hey, I'd give it a shot. I'd just make sure that the woman involved wouldn't leave me tied to the bed.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Should I make a note in my dictionary that "better" has come to mean "more sexually gratifying"? Because I didn't know it had...
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
'more sexually gratifying' has been 'better' for a while now, it's odd that you didn't notice yet.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Except that that isn't what I said. Word order seems to have escaped you...
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Got this reply from the Grudge Match Maestros themselves:
Date: Wed, 4 Jul 2001 11:13:02 -0400 (EDT) From: Grudge Match To: [email protected] Subject: Thanks
Eric -
Thanks for plugging our website on the flare message boards. Sorry that things are going as you'd like so far, though...
I got some good laughs out of that thread. The biggest was from that Infinity guy, who was worried about "accurate results". I think he really does need to look up the word "Joke". I think he's one of those people that would send us an overly serious and very late response to Death Star vs. Enterprise.
If you get the chance, though, please tell Dani that the dialogue he didn't care for was actually written by a Canadian, and one that works for the Canadian goverment at that.
"So consistently funny it ought to be developed into a series for Comedy Central!" - Entertainment Weekly
[ July 06, 2001: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]
Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
dicks
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
quote:I think he's one of those people that would send us an overly serious and very late response to Death Star vs. Enterprise.
HAW-HAW!
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
Is someone going to tell Dani that she's become a HE? I think she'd take that worse than the Canadian dialogue thing.
And I doubt these picks are better than the one Tim has... mine are two picks of LOA from high school. Class pictures, I believe.... You've all seen 'em. I just consider them blackmail 'cause I know she'd rather we all forget them.
The best picture I have is of Quatre Winner in a bright green speedo. And I won't mention the one of Siegried I have......
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Umm, Jubilee, I'm still really interested in what picture you have of me. I'm also really hoping it isn't the picture of my foray into cross-dressing. It's already bad enough that there are three videotapes of me dressed like Madonna and singing "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" to my Spanish class. Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Jordan... in Spandex...? AAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Well, actually, Jordan has a good body for wearing a spandex speedo.
Why's everyone looking at me like that?
Posted by Daniel (Member # 453) on :
Well the rest of us don't know that. Where's that pic? Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
*laughs at McInfinity*
Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
"McInfinity"? The inexhaustable hamburger that feeds all? Moses reincarnated as a burger flipper?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
But I CAN do an AWESOME impression of a flamingo... you guys should see it sometime!!! It's WAY cool!!! 
