I'll shut up! I promise! Don't punish everyone else by closing the trial thread. I've learned my lesson. I'll just shut up now.
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
Then why haven't you shut up yet? Your abuse has just started... BUAHAHAHHAHA! *EVILCACKLE*
[ July 23, 2001: Message edited by: Charles Capps ]
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
*keeps mouth shut. Pulls out some paper and a pen and begins writing. Put's the pen down and holds up a sign*
*The sign says. Please. Punish me! But don't punish everyone else! What kind of forum god are you?!*
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
A scary god.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:Please. Punish me!
I do believe that S&M is making a comeback on Flare.
Posted by Mr. Christopher (Member # 71) on :
Quick! Somebody call MaGiC!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
MIB: Abuse me! CC: No. MIB: Ohhhhhhh. . . Thank you.
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
*gets out the whips and chains and nukes*
*grins evilly*
Can I PLEASE torture him? Please?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
::grabs a lawn chair and a bowl of popcorn::
Oh, this is going to be fun. And I got front-row seats.
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
*calls out* Castrate him!!!! Never let him reproduce!!! Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
You know, Liz, you can't castrate ALL men, much as you may want to. You've gotta leave a few of us intact, if only as your personal playthings. Posted by TLE (Member # 280) on :
*also grabs a lawnchair, and some pizza, and a umbrella*
I don't want to get anything on me.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:Castrate him!!!! Never let him reproduce!!!
Now you see, this is exactly why I always wear a titanium cup whenever LOA pops into a thread.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
*sweat starts beading on his forhead* Ummmm. When I said "punish me, not them" I meant something like jail time or maybe some community service. I didn't mean torture me for god's sake. Why castrate me? I'm a nice guy once you get to know me. Even though it really doesn't matter much sense the Aussies found a way to reproduce without sperm, but.....oh......I've said too much. Uh.....
*Runs as fast as he can and hopes to god no one has a phaser set on stun anywhere.*
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
*vaporizes MIB*
Well, it wasn't set to stun.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
You're right. It wasn't. That really hurt! It's a good thing I ordered MANY clones of myself from Clones R Us back during the Capps trials.
Me #2: That's right. Most of our clones are spread out and you'll never find them. Once you kill me or him another will simply take his place.
Me #3: Yep. That's right!
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
*releases genetically engineered virus targeted to MIB's DNA*
Luckily, I prepared for just such an eventuality.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
oh shit. *All the MIBs start donning biological azard suits.*
[ July 23, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Oh. Great. Now we have Omega with biological weapons and countless MIB clones running around. Not to mention that Castration-Fun Liz (tm) is still running around somewhere.
I'm bailing out of this thread. Let me know when the insanity drops back down to much more acceptable level.
Posted by The_Evil_Lord (Member # 256) on :
Insanity? Dropping? Acceptable level?
This is Flare, you know. Those things do not mix.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
A dozen MIBs in unison: Evil_lord has got a point, man. Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
As I said, I'll be waiting outside until MIB becomes one with himself and the insanity level returns to normal.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
won't all his clones all die like the ones in that beer commercial?
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Omega: You've gotta leave a few of us intact, if only as your personal playthings.
Someone's getting dirty....
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
All clones eventually melt. Ask Ben Reilly.
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
*pouts, sighs, and puts the whips and chains away*
I guess all I really need are the nukes.
*launches a bunch of rockets at all the MIB clones*
Look, MIB. Here's the thing. Listen closely now, I'm ONLY going to say this once, then Liz and I are going to castrate you with a dull spork.
When you are being killed in a thread, that means you're TAKING THINGS TOO FAR. When people want to kill you, this is NOT a good thing. Want to kill == BAD. Therefore, when someone starts threatening to kill you, it's time for you to SHUT UP and STOP THE ANNOYING SHIT YOU'RE DOING. Comprende? Capsice? Do I need to state my point at the end of more grenades, MIRV's, rockets, and 3-foot knives?
Good. Then we have an understanding.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:...dull spork
Jubes, isn't this a little redundant? I mean, I have yet to find a spork that cut through hot butter.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
To Jubilicious: I'm sorry Jubilicious. It's.....just not clear to me yet. Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
MIB, you'll never realize just how attached you are to your testicles until two crazed women sneak into your house in the middle of the night and saw them off with a dull spork.
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Actually, I'm a big fan of the Apple Peeler/slicer/corer.... you know... the one with the crank that does it all? Yeah........ Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
No. The line is "Don't make me turn you into a woman with a rusty spoon."
Posted by The_Evil_Lord (Member # 256) on :
Siegfried: I trust you didn't speak from experience there
(But if you did, I wanna know all about it. LOL. LMAO. ROTFL.)
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
The_Evil_Lord: I assure you that my testicles are still firmly in place. ::checks:: Yep, they're still there all right.
LOA: You scare me.
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
Liz, I like your style.
MIB, don't make me bring out "Evil Jubes". Charles has met my evil side. It's not pretty.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Isn't pretty? You mean your evil side is Tom Arnold? Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Tom Arnold is hardly the ugliest Hollywood star you could have picked. You want someone who can frighten small children by smiling? You want someone who can make grown men cry? You want someone that will send a rabid dog running away howling?
You mean all we've got to do to shut up Omega and First of Two is not to show them why Missile Defense is a bad idea, but instead to simply tell them we're going to kill them?
Hmmm.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
That won't work! I haven't shut up yet have I??
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
whoa. that lyle lovett guy is gonna give me nightmares. he got a face not even a mother could love. he looks like on of those wrinkly dogs when they do that smile like thing with thir face. *Shudders* Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Yeah, and he got to fuck Julia Roberts. But then again, who hasn't?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
::raises hand:: I haven't!
Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :
Me neither unfortunately. I did try to pull Nicole Appleton ex 'all saint' in the Met bar though. I was promply asked to leave....
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
No, no, no... If you kill me, that'll only make me mad.
And if you kill Omega, you make him a martyr... which is probably among his fondest desires.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Ok, this is sounding like a Flameboard thread now...but I'm not a person with power. Damn...
Posted by Jeff The Card (Member # 411) on :
I didn't say we'd kill anyone, First.
I simply that, going by Jube's logic, if someone were to tell either of you to shut up or you'd be killed, you'd shut up.
Posted by Jubilicious (Member # 99) on :
Well, it DOES work better when you're actually holding the gun to thier head........ Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
You people are all crazy, psychopaths!!! i like it here. it's nice here Posted by Daniel (Member # 453) on :
Hmm. Well, I don't live in Insanity. I live in the State of Denial. Quieter than you'd think there. Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
*sigh* Ok. How about this? We lay the stripped MIB clones down in a row, show them porn on ceiling mounted TV then run over their groins with a lawnmower? Ok so I've coached Iraqi soccer teams! There, now I've said it!
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
That is so gruesome to think about, yet amusing enough to capture my attention.
LOA, Jubes, and Nimrod all officially scare me now.
MIB just plain weirds me out.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Okay, considering the massive number of locked threads that originated with MIB in a short period of time, I think we may need to lock him in a room with Jubes and Liz and all manner of rusty and/or dull eating utensils.
Posted by Jeff The Card (Member # 411) on :
He might enjoy that.
I know I would.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Jeff, you enjoy the thought of being locked in a small room with two beautiful women who have at their disposal many painful options of removing your testicles and penis?
Damn, that's S&M to the extreme, dude.
Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
"Better to have been loved and maimed / than not to have loved at all"
