quote: We need someone to fill this void. A new stud muffin. Some sort of deathmatch would seem to be in order. The first bout will be JeffK vs Omega. PsyLiam 2001
With the marriage in the wind for Lee, as Liam said in the above quote, we'll need a new rep for the forum. Since we've seen the battle between Jeff and Omega, and collectively fell asleep, I think we need to nominate more candidates. Frankly, I can't decide between Sol System and Liam. How about it guys, A battle of wits?
The out going King gives you a line, and you fire back scathing retorts at 50 paces?
Any other sugestions or Nominations?
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
*in big booming voice*
CHAAAAARRRRLLLEEESSSSSSS!!!!!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Charles has Jubes. Someone in a steady relationship can't be a stud-muffin, by the very definition that I thought up.
"Frankly, I can't decide between Sol System and Liam. How about it guys, A battle of wits?"
Oh, fucking hell.
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
I'll toss my hat into the ring.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
ME!
Come on, I'm still not known for anything yet
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Hey, I'm still in! Don't discount me just yet!
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
I nominate me. Why?
--I'm a sexual muse. --I've been with more women. --I've been trained by women for women. --I'm a certified AOmack. --I can make women around the world wet with a few simple words. --I'm well-known as a "cunt tease."
The choice is clear & eminently logical.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
As outgoing stud muffin I back JeffR. He looks kinda hunky in his football gear.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Okay, let's start submitting pictures online then and then judge...SHOW ME THE PIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"I can make women around the world wet with a few simple words."
Specifically, those words are "release the water", directed to the guy standing over the woman's head w/ a bucket...
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote: Oh, fucking hell. PsyLiam
quote: War is hell. WILLIAM TECUMSEH SHERMAN
I found out today, that I may be offline for a few days, so I leave it in your capable hands.
Posted by My Publically Displayed Name (Member # 256) on :
*Peeks head into thread*
Nah, don't even think about it.
*Quietly slips out*
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Shik: "I can make women around the world wet with a few simple words."
"George Cloony has just entered the room and wants to shag you?"
Shik: "I'm well-known as a 'cunt tease.'"
Resisting...urge...to...make...obvious...joke.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
*wonders how the word "tease" slipped into that sentence*
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Although Tim obviously has no problems with making it. Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
You are what you eat, baby...
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
I'm beer, pizza, saltines, with some water thrown in, then.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
You eat water Jeff?
Posted by RAMA (Member # 380) on :
Pop quiz, beefcake. How many mirrors are there in thy house? ;-)
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Oh goody, it's 1997 at TrekWeb all over again.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
That's me from over a year ago.......I've seen better days.
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
*claps hands* Yay!!! Pictures!!!!! Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Praise be! It's LOAOA time again! Whoo-hoo!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
That picture w/ the fountain has to be one of the scariest things I've seen in recent memory...
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Geez, Rama. If I poke you with a needle, you might pop a muscle...
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Why are you on the internet RAMA? Shouldn't you be out converting vans into big weapon platforms, rescuing girls, and saying "I aien't getting in no plane fool?"
I suddenly have a very, very worrying feeling that someone here has an extremely embarassing picture of me on their hard drive.
Hmm. Should we make a competition out of this? Everyone could send me a pic of them looking their sexiest. We'll have elimination rounds where the winner is deceided by vote. People can make funny captions. And the overall winner will get, I dunno, a pie?
[ September 08, 2001: Message edited by: PsyLiam ]
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Come on, now, we all know Liz would win that one.
But then, she does seem awfully reticent about sharing pictures of her (relatively) new bikini, so maybe she wouldn't.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Try actively not wanting to lust, Omega old boy. It works.
[ September 08, 2001: Message edited by: PsyLiam ]
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
Now, see, I go and beat Omega over the head with a contradiction, and you get mad at me, PsyLiam, but then you go and do it yourself. Tsk tsk tsk.
And now that that's out of the way, I'm ROTFLMA(OSTFUPLIOAE).
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
There are two differences Jeff:
1/ I was more subtle.
2/ I'm not saying anything else about it.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
I don't have any pictures of myself... but that pie is tempting.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
mmmmmmm.....Pie.....*drool*
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Mmmmmmmm...drool....*pie*
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
*has nightmarish images of PsyLiam doing the American Pie thing with his pie*
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Better then superglueing your hand to your johnson...
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
I'll assume you know from personal experience.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
What happens if you don't know anyone named Johnson?
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
It was an American Pie 2 reference for those...oh, I wont say anything...
Anyway, I'm not seeing any praise for my picture here. COME ON!
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Damn, The359, you are one stunning example of prime Grade-A boy meat. You are such a hunk; a regular feast for the eyes! I am going to need a cold shower to get over seeing that picture which paints you as the epitome of Olympian manliness!
You wanted praise; you got praise. Happy now?
Of course, I can't decide which is going to be scarier in this situation: the fact that I said that to another guy or the fact that it took little effort to construct that compliment.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
I'm not sure what's more disturbing, Siegfried saying that or Micheal_T.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
*backhands Siegfred*
And no, I'm not happy.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
OK, while I'm generally chuffed to see that Matt is fairly-normal looking and, dare I say it, may soon have many a local girl's father out buying a shotgun, I'm also totally alarmed at the revelation that RAMA is in fact. . . actually, I'm not sure what he is. Although's Liam's designation as a male Mr. T comes close. Not so much a stud muffin, more the whole bakery!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"Although's Liam's designation as a male Mr. T comes close."
I'm dying to see a non-male Mr. T myself.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Watch old Satirday Night Live reruns for Mrs T. It will be worth it.
Found out the room I moved into had a working server connection, so I wont be gone for days afterall.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
What do you mean by "fairly", Vogon?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
My apologies, The359, but geez! Who did you want praise from? The only women we have around here don't post on a regular basis. Plus, I can count all of them on one hand: LOA, MaGiC, Dani, Jubilicious, and MsChris. Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Well, since Jeff (and several other people) thought for months that I was gay, maybe there are a few forumites out there who think I'm a girl.
Would a complement from me count Matt?
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
You mean you're not?
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
I was joking Sieg... Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Yeah, I know. A lot of people like to backhand me whenever they're joking with me.
So don't roll your eyes at me, son!
Posted by MeGotBeer (Member # 411) on :
::rolls eyes::
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Siegfried: You left off An'on. And I think we've had a couple of other female posters that I can't think of right now...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Well, either way, the point is still made. There aren't nearly enough women coming here and posting on a regular basis. It's a darn shame, too.
