In Jeff's cencored explative post, everyone started talking about the legends they have at Flare. I found the perfect one. This was from some guy describing another guy, but when I first read it I thought, "My god! THAT IS ME!"
"A demented ex-Wisconsonite who has been deprived of his cheese, beer, and bratwurst."
That is definetly me! *sniff* Oh, to be back in Wisconsin again.......