Mr. Garrison invented it. LMAO. It's a wierd one wheeled trasportation device that is capable of going 200 MPH. It also has a gyroscopic stablization device. I have four words for it. GAY. VERY, VERY, GAY.
Speaking of which. When are we gonna see the REAL IT?
[ November 21, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
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While I'm aware of what 'GINGER' is (as in: something no one knows about) was it really revealed, or is MIB just reaching into his butt again?
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
I'm reaching into my ass again. Deep into my ass. I'm guessing you haven't watched South Park tonight, otherwise you'd know what I'm talking about.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, considering that he followed it up by asking when we would see the real one, I'd assume he's just lying, and then telling everyone that he's lying. Apparently he thinks that sort of thing is funny.
My name is Wolfred Ambergorst Hippleschniker III.
Actually, it isn't.
There. That must have him rolling out of his chair in paroxysms of laughter.
Anyway, I'm curious how a glorified scooter could be either happy or homosexual. Regardless of which definition of "gay" you employ, I don't quite understand how it's possible.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Read my post pretending that MIB didn't beat me by about half-a-second, and then laugh. Heartily.
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
When I said that Mr. Garrison, the homosexual, extremely perverted, kindergarden teacher, invented IT. What definition of the word 'gay' do you think I had in mind?
*sigh* Nevermind. Watch the latest episode of South Park and you will see what I mean.
[ November 21, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"When I said that Mr. Garrison, the homosexual, extremely perverted, kindergarden teacher, invented IT."
But you didn't say that. You said "Mr. Garrison" invented it. That could be anyone.
"Watch the latest episode of South Park..."
That would require me to desire to watch an episode of "South Park" in the first place.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
And require you to have taste as well, apparently.
*hides behind handbag*
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
I haven't really watched much of South Park lately. However I did watch the Bin Laden episode was damn funny. Even if you didn't like the show, I think you'd like this episode.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I loved the Afghanistan episode of South Park. It was definitely the most entertaining episode of this season. Since I grew up on Merry Melodies and Looney Tunes, I appreciated the entire Bugs Bunny vs. Elmer Fudd feud thing going on between Osama bin Laden and Eric Cartman. I really liked the "Towelie Ban" gag thrown into it. I really hated the Towelie episode, but this gag came completely from left field. It was a very enjoyable episode.
Then this episode was followed up by the disaster that featured the people with buttocks for heads. They were really reaching with that episode. Of course, redemption was found with the latest episode. Hell, I even picked up a bit of South Park continuity in it. Bill Gates has a bullet hole in his head in this episode (obviously the result of being shot in the head by the general in Bigger, Longer, and Uncut). I was cracking up just thinking about IT, though. Here we have Mr. Garrison, the gay kindergarten teacher, who designs an superior method of transportation that was inspired by Enrique Iglesias' gyrating ass and penises. To drive this thing, you have to rock up and down on an anal control rod, bob your mouth up and down an oral control rod, and masturbate the two hand controllers.
