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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Today, December 14, 2001, is my 20th birthday! No more -ager... Happy Birthday to me.

Now to go to a strip club and celebrate!

[ December 14, 2001: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
 
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
 
Happy Birthday Hobbes
 
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
 
WOOOO!! PaRtY aT hObBeS!!! Happy birthday!
 
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
 
Repeat after me: one tequila, two tequila, three tequila.... FLOOR!!!

Happy Birthday, Hobbes.
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Tahna,

Sadly, Hobbes won't be able to drink at the strip club until he's 21 ... he's got one more year (or: 12 months, or: 52 weeks, or: 365 days to go)!
 
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
 
you guy's have got to change your drinking laws. If you are old enough to die for your country why can't you drink. And what about the juice bars do you have to be 21 to enter them also
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Man, that's twisted. You can't look at girls taking their clothes off without drinking at the same time, it's all part of the experience.
 
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
One Drink...... I'm Sociable!
Two Drinks..... I'm Incredible!
Three Drinks... I'm Invincible!
Four Drinks.... I'm Invisible!
 
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Indeed. After all, it's not like 20-year olds are responsible and mature enough to make their own decisions regarding alcohol. 'Course, licenses to carry firearms are a different story. Every teenager should get one!

Anyways, happy birthday
 
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
 
I already have a few sips of alcoholic beverages now and then. Just don't tell the Feds.
 
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
 
sending MIB's email address to Department of A&F
 
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
 
WTF?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh wait. I forgot. I'm a *pauses for effect* Man In Black. I can easily slip out of this dimensional plane for a little while here.......
 
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
 
A few drinks usually slips me out of this dimentional plane too.
 
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
 
Four shots of tequila and you're on the floor?

God you Canadians are light-weights...
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
What you fail to understand is that Canadian shot glasses are about 20 oz!
 
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
 
LOL
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
The whole one-two-three-floor thing has always irked me greatly. And to think people wear T-shirts with that on it. I mean, that implies pride in that statement, and thus confidence that it contains truth. It better not.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Why are you going to a strip club? Is 20 the legal limit?

It's 18 for strip clubs here in Indiana...
 
Posted by The Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
 
Yeah, good question. Its legal in the States (at least in Washington and Oregon state) for you to go to a strip club if you're at least 18 years of age, assuming there isn't any alchohol served..
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Tom is annoyed because it only takes two sips to get him on the floor.

Me, it takes two drinks to get me off the floor.
 
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Only two?
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
That's quite low. I don't get out of bed for any old thing.
 
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
 
Congrats Hobbes...hope you use your age well. Anyway, I'll soon be joining you at the 20 club when Jan 21 rears its ugly head around.
 


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