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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Or more to the point, poetry about spam.

The 2nd annual SatireWire Poetry Spam, brought to you by, of all people, SatireWire.

Let your creative juices flow and send in that spam poetry! To help, here's last year's winner.

ELECTRIGEL CREME

Brazen Teen Bitches,
Take a serious look at your life.
And allow me to introduce
a powerful new substance
from the Electri-Cellular Industry.
Electrigel Creme

I wouldn't have believed it myself,
But now there is a better way.
There is no catch.
I have to get this off my chest before I explode!!!
Electrigel Creme

It's true you can earn $50,000 in the next 90 days
You really can find out ANYTHING ABOUT ANYONE!
A university diploma is waiting for you!
But no product is more effective than,
Electrigel Creme

What does it do?
That's right. It really really does.
And that, my friend, is the bargain of a lifetime.

I am faxing a check