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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
'96 Honda Accord, v6 automatic. 78k miles, but it's an Accord, so it'll never die. Green. CD player that reads RWs. Cloth seats (I HATE leather). No wrecks or major incidents in its history. Fold-down back seat. $10,500. All in all, a good car. I am filled with much happiness.
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
I thought you wanted a Buick...?
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Just wait until you blow the transmission ... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
No, the COMPUTER says I want a Buick. [Smile]
 
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
 
Had
One
Never
Did
Again.

So, can I get a lift to work tomorrow morning?
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
You hate leather?
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
Perhaps he is not as into the wanton destruction of leather-clad animals as some.
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Faux leather, then. Besides, he's a conservative.

Personally, I'd like my next couch to be covered in skinned Canadian. I have one in mind.
 
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
 
OH NO he's driving his own car now, everyone stay off of the sidewalks.

j/k Omega congrats on the new wheels.
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
I don't like leather seats in a car, either. They get really hot in the sun and you stick to them if you're wearing shorts.
 
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
 
Fear me when I get mine.

In another year or two.
 
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
*grin* I'm a TOTAL Honda chick...... good choice, little man! However, as an addict to all that is car audio, simply settling for a "cd player that plays CD-RWs" or the like is just not good enough for me.... *shakes head* Someday I'll make you understand [Wink]

~LOA
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Congratulations on the car, Omega. Personally, I thought you would have gone for a stylish pick-up truck. But, hey, you've given LOA another reason to flirt with you. Gotta give you props on that.

At least you didn't get stuck with a Jeep. All those things are good for is causing you to kill defenseless little deer.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Accord Coupe or Sedan?

...or if you don't know what that means, 2 doors or 4?
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"Had
"One
"Never
"Did
"Again."

No doubt because it never stopped running...
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LOA:
However, as an addict to all that is car audio, simply settling for a "cd player that plays CD-RWs" or the like is just not good enough for me.

"Settles"? What more is there that he can get? One that plays DVDs?

Anyway, I'm not completely sure of the point. Using CD-RWs as audio CDs seems like a bit of a waste to me, especially when CD-Rs are ten a penny nowadays.

quote:
I don't like leather seats in a car, either. They get really hot in the sun and you stick to them if you're wearing shorts.

And thank god too. Americans wear shorts far too much as it is. If I wanted to look at mens legs, I'd go to a swimming pool. And look at mens legs.
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Congrats on the wheels. But, yuck! @ the automatic transmission [Razz]
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Oh yes, because manual is so much better. "Look! I have given myself extra work to do, for I am man! Rargh!"

It's another tiny-penis thing, isn't it?
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
And what a huge workload it is. Moving that stick all over the place, coordinating those movements with ones feet... people have been known to die from exhaustion while shifting their way through traffic.

Manual == more control + better gas mileage.
Automatic == what, exactly?

quote:
Originally posted by PsyLiam:
And Americans continue to raise the bar when it comes to extreme lazyness.

I rest my case.
 
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
 
quote:
Manual == more control + better gas mileage.
Automatic == what, exactly?

This is a myth, a modern automatic trans. can give you better gas mileage than most manual drivers.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
I will allow this double equals sign thing to continue for another 2 and a half weeks before I start hitting people.

Manual only equals better "gas" mileage if you use it properly, which I doubt most people do. And I also doubt whether it makes a significant difference at all.

Automatic = more time to play with the car radio.

And using a car is already lazy. I see no need to make it more complicated when there is no real need. Or do you want a manual choke as well?

Still, I award you 40 points for quoting me, even if it was to try and catch me out.
 
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
quote:

*grin* I'm a TOTAL Honda chick

I have a Honda, Civic.

[Cool]
 
Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by PsyLiam:
"Settles"? What more is there that he can get? One that plays DVDs?

Anyway, I'm not completely sure of the point. Using CD-RWs as audio CDs seems like a bit of a waste to me, especially when CD-Rs are ten a penny nowadays.

Maybe one that plays MP3s? I currently own a Diskman that gives about 10 hours per CD on a portable that has power for 24.
A car based version with a CD changer would be sweet.

From personal experience, I usually burn only "new" unscreened mp3s onto CD-RWs while archive material goes onto CDRs.
Still one wonders if they will make a DVD mp3 player...at 10 hours per CD and 650MB, a DVD would give a running time of....a lot.

What. I'm not in math.
Well ok, I'm in the math faculty, but we don't do arithmetic.
No really.
Stop staring at me. [Smile]
 
Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
Congrats on the new car Omega, "Well wear", as we say over here. You gonna give it a name?

BTW I think that part of the reason for going for automatic transmission is also that the gearbox of a manual car gets worn out if you're driving through those huge American cities and gearing up and down all the time.

But I prefer manual gears, Cartman's right, you get much more control of the car. Besides, it's nice to shift gears. Especially when they go "clunk!". AND manual chokes have their uses too. For example, if you leave the choke out longer than necessary you can take your foot off the accelerator and keep going, sort of like cruise mode (albeit a horribly inefficient and pathetic attempt at cruise mode). Mmmm... Cruise mode, now THERE'S a feature worth having.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Ooh, potential snapping factor present, re confusion of "disk" and "disc".

Mucus, I love you like a baby, but "Discman". "Disk" is short for diskette, and there are no such beasts in the mini CD marvels of Sony.

I need a new car radio, since the old one got nicked (bloody Scousers), and I looked at an mp3 one. And then rapidly looked to the left, at the cheaper ones.
 
Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
A manual is more fun to drive if you're a control freak.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Control freaks should ride horses.
 
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
... dude, don't get Liz started on what she's done to her poor car...
 
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
*grin* Actually, to go back a few posts, yes.. one that plays DVDs IS what is needed.... and MP3s.... it's of the uptmost importance....

Right now, my head unit DOESN'T play MP3s, so I'm getting a changer that can... I thought about getting a new head unit, but for now I think I'm done with BIG changes to this car... just the changer and the alarm install will finish me up....

But my next car............................. oh, baby......... it's gonna be a party! ;-)

And I also drive a Honda Civic [Smile]

But I want a 2001 Accord EX V6 w/leather.... that's going to be the next car.... unless I change my mind soon [Wink]

~LOA
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by PsyLiam:
And thank god too. Americans wear shorts far too much as it is. If I wanted to look at mens legs, I'd go to a swimming pool. And look at mens legs.

Need I remind you that I'm Canadian? [Razz]
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
"one that plays DVDs IS what is needed"

You should, uh, be, like, driving, you know.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Which is in North America, if I remember my geography. I'm not sure. We brushed over Canada fairly quickly.
 
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Colorful Cartman:
Automatic == what, exactly?

My dad gave me a scare when he was looking at new Subaru Outbacks back in April. He was thinking about getting a manual transmission because it would save a few bucks on the monthly payment.

I can understand why some people would want the control, but IMO that's just for professional racecar drivers. And racecar driver wannabes.

I just want to point the car in the direction I want to go in, push the gas pedal, and GO!

[Wink]

Congrats on the new car, Omega. I know I'm getting to the stage where I'll have to buy one in a year or so.
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Grrr.

You automatic freaks should all take trains. Or buses. Leave cars to people who can appreciate the finer qualities of driving a stick. It's an art.
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
"Leave cars to people who can appreciate the finer qualities of driving a stick."

Repressed homosexuals with phallic fixations?
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
This from a man who links to a penis enlargement site in his signature.
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
Not just any. Big Penis Enlargement Size.
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Duely noted.
 
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Colorful Cartman:
Leave cars to people who can appreciate the finer qualities of driving a stick. It's an art.

Perhaps, but I'm not going to be driving on some windy mountain road or racing across the desert, or cruising on the beach. I'm just commuting to classes, and going to work.

And I live in Delaware, where suburbia meets traffic jams. Almost everywhere. Driving a stick shift in traffic would not be my idea of fun. And riding a stick shift in traffic would not only be suicidal, but probably painful as well.

But then, you're the one with the fascination for sticks in your cars. [Razz]
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Indeed. "Oh, I need a manual transmission car to cope with my HIGHLY DEXTERITOUS driving route of the road from my house to my place of work."

It's like Jeff and his all-terrain Jeep that he worried about driving over train lines.

Idiots.
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Idiots are those who pretend to "drive" a Corvette yet let a system of vastly overrated hydraulics handle all the fun. What a poiseurs. [Razz]
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
So you don't believe in power steering then, either?
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
Or power windows. Earn that breeze, son!
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Not unless you're a trucker with big fat tattooed arms, and your rig of choice is an 18-wheeler.
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
quote:
And I live in Delaware, where suburbia meets traffic jams. Almost everywhere. Driving a stick shift in traffic would not be my idea of fun.
Oh, please, there are all of like ten people in Deleware. You can't ALL be driving at the same time.
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
I believe he was referring to the mess of cows run amuck on the highway.
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Deleware has a HIGHWAY?
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
I think it's a road on a hill.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
For those of you who think Automatics are junky, you obviously have not seen the modern Automatic transmission. Companies like BMW, Aston Martin, and Ferrari have developed a new style of automatic transmission that uses regular gearing like a manual (instead of the fluid-based transmission of an automatic), but has it controlled by a computer. These systems can switch gears nearly instantaneously, with BMWs system boasting a change of around 1/10th of a second.

In other words, it's a computer controlled manual. But that's not all there is to it, since the system can be overridden by the driver so that he can shift on his own, using two paddles located behind the steering wheel, therefore allowing the driver to keep his hands on the wheel at all times. A flip of the right paddle shifts up one, a flip of the left paddle shifts down one.

The other key thing about these transmissions is that they have no clutch pedal. As soon as either the computer attempts to shift gears, or the driver hits a padel, the computer automatically controls the clutch, allowing for such quick gear changes to be possible.

Another new system developed by Mitsubishi for the DaimlerChrysler Automotive Group (Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Mercedes-Benz, Smart, Maybach, Mitsubishi) is Autostick. Autostick is a regular, fluid-based automatic transmission that features a manual override. With a flick of the floor shifter to either the left or right, one can force the car to shift gears before the computer would normally shift. Again, this is clutchless since it has no real gears, it's merely the change in the fluid transmission. Other Japanese companies like Honda, Toyota, and Nissan have followed Mitsubishi with the Autostick development (although they use a different name for their versions), and they can be found on most of their luxury car lines (Acura, Lexus, and Infiniti). These Autostick systems allow you to have the ease of an automatic, but the sportiness of a manual only when you feel like driving in a sporty fashion.

As for gas mileage, regular manuals are as a standard 1mpg better then an automatic, but as someone already said, that's under ideal conditions.
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
You know, driving a stick is not that difficult. It's very easy, once you learn. And any punk bitch who drives an automatic Wrangler deserves a smack.
 
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Springfield Armory Snay:
quote:
And I live in Delaware, where suburbia meets traffic jams. Almost everywhere. Driving a stick shift in traffic would not be my idea of fun.
Oh, please, there are all of like ten people in Deleware. You can't ALL be driving at the same time.
There's not a lot, but most of them are all crammed into the northern county. I take it you've never driven on I-95 through Delaware through rush hour? Granted, it's certainly not as bad as big cities like Washington or Baltimore, but it's still frustrating. That's all I meant.
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Deleware doesn't exist. It's a Government conspiracy.

Sadly, the website that spilled the beans no longer works. [Frown]

I've driven on I-95 through Delaware into NJ only once, and that was two years ago. Usually, if I'm in Deleware, its because I get lost in the Salisbury region. Sounds like you don't live more then an hour or so from me.

Cool! I know one of the dozen or so people residing in Delaware!
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
This thread is proof that if it wasn't Star Trek it would be some other damn thing, I guess.

I have cursed in the elderly manner in order to reinforce the image.
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
Snay: "Deleware...Delaware...Deleware...Delaware"

Make up your mind.
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Delywhere?
 
Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by PsyLiam:
Ooh, potential snapping factor present, re confusion of "disk" and "disc".

Mucus, I love you like a baby, but "Discman". "Disk" is short for diskette, and there are no such beasts in the mini CD marvels of Sony.

Picky picky picky, I said I was in math, not english...and its my second language so nyah [Razz]

I thumb my nose at your "Brattain" or whatever that guy said.
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Some people have got nixpicking down to an art.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
English is your second language? Why did I not know that?

And Jeff, no-one ever said that driving a manual transmission was hard. Merely that it was pointless, unless you are Formula 1 driver.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Omega said "Brittain". He took a starship name typo to new heights of sillyness. We laughed at him. And then Jeff raped a dear.
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Driving stickshift is pointless? Yeah, whatever, you just can't be bothered to actually learn how to work something that isn't hard at all.

I never raped a deer. I've just killed two *TWO* 2! of them.
 
Posted by Matrix (Member # 376) on :
 
Only two? I thought you were Darth Jeep? I mean personally I killed one, and hit about maybe three of them with dents in return.
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Bah. Drive what you're happy with. I prefer an automatic transmission since I live in a heavily-congested city, work in the heaviest-congested part of that city.

I could drive a manual transmission if I needed to, but I don't see the point. It's the same thing as not seeing the point in trying to thin out the deer population of rural Maryland with my Death Jeep to show my dissatisfaction with God's handiwork of the deer reflexes.
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
First off: I hardly live in "rural" Maryland. Cockeysville may not be Baltimore City, but it is very suburban ... lots of streets, a huge industrial complex (including about 30 buildings and factories belonging to McCormick spices ... the whole area smells real nice), hundreds of apartment buildings, and thousands of houses.

Second off: #@$!(^$%##!!
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
quote:
Yeah, whatever, you just can't be bothered to actually learn how to work something that isn't hard at all.

Yes. I should point out that

1/ I am a poor student, and therefore:
2/ I can only afford cheap second hand cars, and therefore (again):
3/ All the cars I've owned have been manual transmission.

So, really, your argument is a bit, well, crap? Isn't it?
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Good for you, Liam! I'm glad to know you drive a manual transmission and are NOT a lazy SOB. You are, however, English, which is just as bad. So ...
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"And then Jeff raped a dear."

A dear what?

And it could still be argued that Liam is lazy, since he chose to drive stick, rather than working enough to earn the money to buy an auto.
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
But it could also be argued that he spent more on a used manual then a used auto. There's an old Civic in my parking lot some guy wants $1k for, and its automatic, and I'm sure I could buy a used manual for more then that.

BTW: today's L&O blew.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
A dear friend of the animals.

You could argue that I'm lazy like that, certainly. But to afford an automatic car I'd have had to have worked twice as much as I did, which means that someone would have had to have invented a 48 hour day.
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
I'd like one of those, actually.
 
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Springfield Armory Snay:
First off: I hardly live in "rural" Maryland. Cockeysville may not be Baltimore City, but it is very suburban ... lots of streets, a huge industrial complex (including about 30 buildings and factories belonging to McCormick spices ... the whole area smells real nice), hundreds of apartment buildings, and thousands of houses.

Bah! Delaware may be small, but the northern part of the state is hardly rural. New Castle County may not be Baltimore City or Philadelphia, but it is very suburban ... lots of streets, a large industrial complex (ever hear of DuPont, which first produced gunpowder for a century and then branched off into chemical production? Founded in Delaware, baby!) and also a heavy commercial presence in Wilmington, a decent-sized city with a a bunch of towers. Nothing compared to Philadelphia or other truly big cities, but it definitely stands out on the horizon. Then there's the fact that a large number of financial corporations are headquartered in Delaware. MBNA? Wilmington, Delaware. First USA? Wilmington, Delaware. Wilmington Trust? Gee, that might be... Wilmington, Delaware!

It ain't just a place you drive through on the way to New York or Washington, guys! [Razz]

And second: #%&#$%&@#)$@!!!
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
You know what, I hate Wilmington, Deliwhere. My Chase credit card goes there too. Bastards.

So, what, its got a population of four or something?
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Car < �1000 + Insurance + Tax != contents of my bank balance at any point in the past 4 years.
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
quote:
So, what, its got a population of four or something?
Delaware only has four deer left!? Damn, Jeff, but you have been busy, haven't you?
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
You hate leather?

Yup. More expensive, more upkeep, less sit-in-the-heat friendly. I don't see an upside.

However, as an addict to all that is car audio, simply settling for a "cd player that plays CD-RWs" or the like is just not good enough for me....

Well, it has a very nice bass booster. It's kinda fun kicking up the bass as high as it'll go and playing those big whomping synth chords in "It's My Life". It's also fun to sit in the parking lot after a church activity and play "Your Song" and "We Didn't Start the Fire" as loud as I can with the windows down. [Smile]

Anyway, I'm not completely sure of the point. Using CD-RWs as audio CDs seems like a bit of a waste to me, especially when CD-Rs are ten a penny nowadays.

They're a quarter a piece over here, give or take. And the real reason is that it gives me less to keep up with. I just burn one CD-RW repeatedly, wherever I am, and I don't have to keep up with the CD-Rs. Simpler, cheaper... no downside.

Accord Coupe or Sedan?

Sedan.

I currently own a Diskman that gives about 10 hours per CD on a portable that has power for 24.
A car based version with a CD changer would be sweet.


They have little $30 FM transmitters that'd be good for that. iRock 300w. Get 'em at Radio Shack or CompUSA. Just plug into your headphone jack and go. Of course, how well it works depends on how sensitive your radio is and what frequencies are free in your area. Also good for karaoke on church busses. [Smile]

at 10 hours per CD and 650MB, a DVD would give a running time of....a lot.

Last number I heard was a week.

You gonna give it a name?

Hmm... good question. I'll have to look through babynames.com and see if there's anything good. My laptop's Erimintha, BTW. Keeper of thoughts. I would have used Eris, Greek goddess of strife, but it was taken. [Smile]

Cruise mode, now THERE'S a feature worth having.

And I do. [Smile]

you just can't be bothered to actually learn how to work something that isn't hard at all.

I have theoretical knowledge of how to operate a manual transmission. I simply fail to see the point. It'd be like typing in all the individual lines in autoexec.bat. Sure, it helps certain memory skills, but it's a waste of time and memory skills that can be used better for other purposes.
 
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
 
Yes, today's L&O blew. Depending on what time you watched it.

I wonder when the "Homer" is coming out.
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
quote:
Cockeysville
Appropriate.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
I have this image now of a car, sitting in a church parking lot, blasting Elton John and Billy Joel at inescapable volumes.

I feel ill...
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Eh, I used to do that bunch. One of my friends attended the church that I used to attend, and throughout most of high school tried to get me to go back (including putting my name on the mass mail-out list). Then again, my system sucked so it wasn't quite at inescapable volumes.

Father John was actually a big fan of Billy Joel and Elton John.
 
Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
quote:
It's kinda fun kicking up the bass as high as it'll go and playing those big whomping synth chords in "It's My Life". It's also fun to sit in the parking lot after a church activity and play "Your Song" and "We Didn't Start the Fire" as loud as I can with the windows down.
Er... don't people, like, throw beer cans at you, an' stuff?
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Ahh, the quandry! How do I take the piss out of Omega's musical taste without letting out that I quite like "It's My Life"?

People with subwoofers that are far too loud = idiots who must die.
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
Like this?
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Surely those are some kind of high powered jet engines, designed for when Mistes Smith and/or Jones enter the vehicle?
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Best. Stereo. Ever.

[ August 08, 2002, 07:31: Message edited by: Colorful Cartman ]
 
Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
quote:
Ahh, the quandry! How do I take the piss out of Omega's musical taste without letting out that I quite like "It's My Life"?

My quandary is somewhat different. How do I take the piss out of Psyliam's musical taste without him hitting me with an ultra-sarcastic and witty comeback? The answer: I don't. [Frown]
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
One could argue that it could be considered a stereo, as well. Also, that is ludicrous. Penis comments inevitable.

"Eh, I used to do that bunch."

Kinky. Church going midgets?
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
don't people, like, throw beer cans at you, an' stuff?

Nah, I didn't stay for very long. And they throw
Sprite cans.

How do I take the piss out of Omega's musical taste without letting out that I quite like "It's My Life"?

Here, I'll help. The current contents of my CD-RW:

"Love Liberty Disco", Newsboys
"Take Me To Your Leader", Newsboys
"Joy", Newsboys
"One Of These Days", FFH
"I'm a Believer", Smash Mouth
"Adiemus", Adiemus
"It's My Life", Bon Jovi
"Closing Time", Semisonic
"Jump, Jive & Wail", Setzer
"Then the Morning Comes", Smash Mouth
"The Inner Light Suite", Jay Chattaway
"Your Song", Moulin Rouge soundtrack
"Elephant Love Medley", Moulin Rouge soundtrack
"We Didn't Start the Fire", Billy Joel
"The Power of Love", Huey Lewis and the News\

Pick as you see fit.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Whatever a stero is... [Roll Eyes]

This is when you know your car stereo is getting out of hand:
http://images.cardomain.com/installs/225000-225999/225476_19_full.jpg

There are TV screens in each visor of this Mustang as well.

And in case LOA wants to know, here's your new Accord:
 -
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[ August 08, 2002, 07:43: Message edited by: The359 ]
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Next time you are on ICQ, remind me to send you a decent version of "I'm a Believer", especially since I suspect that the Smashmouth version is the one I heard in Florida last year, and if so, it's the worst cover since Tim sang "Love me tender" in the shower last night.

Although "The Power Of Love" is one of the best songs ever...
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Semisonic suck great big balls of shit though.
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
"it's the worst cover since Tim sang "Love me tender" in the shower last night."

To you? Or did you just hear it in passing?
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
I felt the vibrations through the very earth and carpet of my room.
 
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
Actually, that Accord is the newer model than what I want.... I want the one that you'd see on the road right now with the tail lights that go pretty much across the back... the 98-2002 model sedan, to be exact [Wink]

And that install picture with the PS1 and the screen on the wheel? Yeah...... uhhh... not as extreme as it could be........ [Roll Eyes]

I'm in the process right now of finalizing my component list, then I'll start buying this for the next install.... so far, I know for sure I'm going to go with Alpine for my head unit, monitors, and changer. The deck I'm getting plays MP3s off of CD-Rs, along with WMA files, regular CDs, and DVDs.... that's important because I'm going to have 3 monitors in my car. One that's motorized in the dash up front, and one in the back of each headrest. For speakers, MB Quart Q series component sets, 6 1/2" plus tweeter for up front and in back. Also, MB Quart Q series 6"X9" in the rear deck. JL Audio 10W3 (or 10W6) subs fiberglassed into an enclosure in the back that will take up the least amout of trunk space, but still look cool. Plus I'm going to have a dvd changer in the trunk that also changes CDs, and at least 2, if necessary 3, Phoenix Gold Titanium series amps that will be integrated into my trunk floor and will have a plexiglass sheild over them. For fun, I will also have a PS2 built into a secret compartment in the back seat, so that my passengers are never bored....

It's a bit extreme, yes... but I fully intend to compete with this car, so extreme it must be. And besides, I won't cost me NEARLY as much as it sounds. Car purchase price + System, I'll still only be looking at 11-12K....

Oh... and for those of you that HATE hearing other people's stereos as they drive up the road, don't worry. The first thing I'm going to do when I get my car is gut it and insulate EVERYTHING.... the only way you'll hear anything when I'm done is if I have it cranked WAY up, and you're standing RIGHT by the car listening.... it's going to be beautiful [Smile]

Off to work I go now... Ta, ta!!!!!! [Razz]

~LIA
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
"but I fully intend to compete with this car"

Like, in the World Car Stereo championships? Or rally?
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
This is exactly why I am not fond of people modifying stereo systems in cars. I personally would like to save my eardrums. And music sounds much much better when the car's frame isn't vibrating in tune to the beat.

Since you want to put this car into competition, I'm taking a helluva guess that you're going to do some exterior "modifications" as well, am I right? Cause if it is...yeah, I'm going to have to bring some pain... [Wink]
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
Don't forget spoilers! Those are so cool and not at all wanker and stupid. http://www.accordracing.com/ might have some.

I tried to find some on http://uselesswankerriceboyupgradeshit.com/ but there wasn't anything but stuff for CRXs. And "Turbo" stickers.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
I think they'd have more "Type-R" stickers then "Turbo" stickers. Or NOS stickers for the "The Fast And The Furious" fanboys.

Am I the only one who finds it odd that LOA is into this stuff?
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
Ah, how I wish I had money and wasn't losing my license so I could get a Bronco and put a good stereo in it... [Frown]
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
I stopped finding things about Liz odd a long time ago. [Smile]

As for "I'm a Believer", the Monkies (or however the frell it's spelled) version is vastly inferior. I have them both.
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Topher: how fast were you speeding anyway? Must have been insanely quick, as it's pretty tough to actually get your license revoked... [Razz]
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
Perhaps he's a repeat offender? Or maybe they're just silly over there. It is the maritimes, after all, eh, Bye?
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
I was going 155 kph in a 100 kph zone. It comes out to a $300 ticket and 5 points. Licenses in NB work on the point system, where whenever you get tickets you get points taken away. As I only had at best 4 points, my license goes bye-bye.
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Holy shit dude.

You have no one but yourself to blame. And maybe your parents for not beating the shit out of you when you got your first ticket. When do you get it back?
 
Posted by Captain... Mike (Member # 709) on :
 
how the hell did this thread hit 100 posts in 2 days? i want in!
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Why were you doing nearly 100mph in the first place?
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
Running from the Acadians, I'd assume.
 
Posted by Captain... Mike (Member # 709) on :
 
argue that the speed of light changed, and caused a relative distortion that only created the illusion you were speeding. you were going 35 mph
 
Posted by Nim Pim Pim (Member # 205) on :
 
So Omega is an accordion now? Did he get a 16-ton weight dropped on his person?
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
155 kph!! HOLY COW!! THAT IS INDY 500 FAST!! I HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF METRIC AND LOVE TO SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT!!

Sorry.
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
Simon + [Smile] + "155 kph!! HOLY COW!! THAT IS INDY 500 FAST!! I HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF METRIC AND LOVE TO SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT!!" == Absolutely Terrifying Terror.
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Fab was probably trying to get out of Canada...
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
So translate that to miles. How fast was he going in "miles" over the speed limit of how many miles per hour?
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Divide by 1.6 [Smile]
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Holy crap Topher. Get speed control! Or pay more attention to what you're doing.
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
You Speed Demon you! Blazing Fast!
 
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
155kph = 96.31253

I've been faster in my life, but only twice, and I was driving only one of those times.

[Cool]
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
I was in a car once doing 110 mph on a 65 mph highway.

I wasn't driving, but we weren't breaking any laws.
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
The funny thing is, I can't think of anything in New Brunswick that would be imperative to get to quickly. Maybe Omega's right.
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Omega? Right? As in wing, not as in correct, yes but no.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
I've been to 105mph on several occasions, since there was a stretch of farm road near my house in Indiana that was basically empty, so I had a long enough run to get up that fast. Unfortunatly the road wasn't all long, so I might have been able to go faster and hit the governor.

[ August 08, 2002, 14:49: Message edited by: The359 ]
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
I have yet to break the 75mph threshold. I live life in the break-down lane.
 
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
I've gotten my car up to 116mph a couple of times, but no faster... that's got to be where the governer is set to....

On my way to Seattle though, I regularly go 100-105 mph..... it's a long straight stretch of road with no one around, so I don't worry about hurting anyone other than myself.......
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
I was driving a Focus. It can reach 172 kph. I sometimes drive that fast. It was a long, straight stretch of highway. I regularly drive fast. I regularly drive at 4:30 in the morning coming home from work, where there literally is no one around, other than the occaisonal big rig. I like to drive fast, no other way around it. And yes, I have heard everything in the world about this, so I don't really need to hear anything out of you bunch. Just take solace in the fact that I won't be driving for a while whether of the province's design or my parents's.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Omega:

As for "I'm a Believer", the Monkies (or however the frell it's spelled) version is vastly inferior. I have them both.

Monkees. And I wasn't talking about that one. I meant the Vic & Bob/Emf version done in about 1994. Similar to the one used on Shrek, with the all important "boom boom boom oi!" bit, something that should be mandatory for every cover ever.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Springfield Armory Snay:
I was in a car once doing 110 mph on a 65 mph highway.

I wasn't driving, but we weren't breaking any laws.

I know you want someone to ask this, so I will. WHY weren't you breaking any laws?
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Because I was in a police cruiser running full lights and siren responding to an emergency call [Big Grin]

Remember?

PS: Thanks for asking.

PSS: A buddy of mine begins testing for Baltimore County this coming Saturday, with the phsyical and written test. Then he's just gotta get through the interview, polygraph, background investigation, AND the Academy!
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Oh yes. You cried because you couldn't wear shorts.

Baby.
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
I cried because all the poh-leece thought it would be fun to spray OC in my face.
 
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Captain... Mike:
argue that the speed of light changed, and caused a relative distortion that only created the illusion you were speeding. you were going 35 mph

Y'know, that argument just might be plausible! [Wink]
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
I meant the Vic & Bob/Emf version done in about 1994. Similar to the one used on Shrek, with the all important "boom boom boom oi!" bit, something that should be mandatory for every cover ever.

Ahhhhh... I was WONDERING where the "boom boom boom OI!" was. I must find this version.
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Springfield Armory Snay:
I cried because all the poh-leece thought it would be fun to spray OC in my face.

Hey yeah, that does sound kind of funny!
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
A few points...

1. I shower in the morning (or, when I get up, which is often te afternoon), not the evening. And I don't sing. Believe me, you don't want me to sing.

2. Is this Bon Jovi "It's My Life" any relation to the one by the Animals? If not, my mental image must change.

3. One is much more likely to find a regular Civic riced-out than a CRX. CRXs just aren't as common or modern. But, unfortunately, yes, CRXs do get riced out. Those bastards.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by TSN:
A few points...

1. I shower in the morning (or, when I get up, which is often te afternoon), not the evening. And I don't sing. Believe me, you don't want me to sing.

The worst verson of the Hulk ever.

quote:
2. Is this Bon Jovi "It's My Life" any relation to the one by the Animals? If not, my mental image must change.
Who?
 
Posted by Springfield Armory Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
You don't know who Bon Jovi is?
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
That, or he doesn't know who the Animals are. Either way, he's woefully underinformed.
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Perhaps, though if I could scour all knowledge of Bon Jovi from my brain I would be a happier person.
 
Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :
 
Be careful who you say that to...In some circles (mine for example) thats fighting talk. I'm seeing Bon Jovi live in October. I have bought �85.00 worth of designer underwear just in case the unimaginable happens and I find myself in his company..... [Razz]
 
Posted by Captain... Mike (Member # 709) on :
 
i remember that Bon Jovi had a cameo as a navy photographer in U-571, and a lot of the audience guffawed when a flying piece of wreckage decapitated him. Was this a bad time to tell that story?
 
Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :
 
The director got death threats for months apparently....No idea who they were from....
 
Posted by Magnus Pym Eye (Member # 239) on :
 
BUT HE WILL DIRECT TERMINATOR 3!
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
There is never a bad time to tell that story. Unless I am drunk, in which case my opinion of Bon Jovi makes a Jeff-like dramatic about turn, and I love the man like a mother.

I have no idea who the Animals are. I'm hoping that they involve Animal from the Muppets, but I'm not holding out much hope.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
You've never heard the song "House of the Rising Sun", I suppose?
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
I have, but only because it was a pre-programmed song selection on my Yamaha MegaKeyboard.
 
Posted by Nim Pim Pim (Member # 205) on :
 
He's pulling your vas deferens, TSN. The group comes from the UK, for quck's sake.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Are these like those "Beatles" fellows?
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"He's pulling your vas deferens, TSN."

That explains why I felt a slight tugging down there. I thought it was just a puberty relapse...
 
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 
Bon Jovi, Clare? Bon Jovi? Yikes.

And I thought he was alive at the end of U-571, and had a larger role than a cameo. But maybe it was my imagination.
 
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
 
You mean John Blow Me? He sucks.
 
Posted by Nim Pim Pim (Member # 205) on :
 
He had a real role, I think he was master of arms or what the call it, he was next under Matthew Mackonoitagravy in command, I think. I thought he was real cool, short hair and everything.
I don't remember the flying hatch decapitated him, but he sure died from it, it was a point in the movie where all the people non-essential to ze plot would be removed, just like Captain "Game over man!" Hudson.
 
Posted by Captain... Mike (Member # 709) on :
 
it was very quick, as sub explosions that propel debris hard enough to decapitate people tend to move quickly. His death was originally longer but they shortened it for concerns about how violent it was. I didnt think he was an important character.. he was taking pictures, i'm pretty sure he was just the sub photog. i'll check.

siegfried, i apparently had that same keyboard. played house of the rising sun, yesterday, and venus. i was so surprised when much later i found out what the real versions of those songs sounded like. i prefer the midi-ized versions of a few of them.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Grokca:
You mean John Blow Me? He sucks.

Aha! Because his name is John Bob Jovi, but you have cleverly subverted it! It's as funny as "Titney Spears", or "N Stink"! I have died.
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Do you have a DNR order we should know about?
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
What on earth is a DNR disorder? Isn't that when internet nodes go whoopsy-up?
 
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Do Not Resuscitate (sp?).
 
Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
 
Hey cool, Omega. My family has two Hondas right now, an Accord and a Civic. We're not exactly Honda fans, but our first Honda runs okay so my parents decided to get another one. My new dream car is either a Civic Hybrid or an Insight. The Insight is slightly more pricey but has better mileage. Then again, I prefer the four doors on the Civic (Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan!), sort of a habit from having to sit in the backseat all the time.
 
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
 
Wow, the Hybrid Civics do look cool Ziyal. I just test drove one because I need a smaller car than what I currently drive. I'm thinking the Civic Hybrid or the Toyota Prius.
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
I considered the Insight, but it's got room for two people and a small terrier. If you're lucky. And it's so light that in a heavy crosswind, you can get blown into the next lane. [Smile]
 
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Ford Mustang.

5-speed. 8-cyl.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
 
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
I LOVE the Civic Hybrid..... when I was at the Hoda dealership the other day, all I could really do is drool on it.....

However, I have my sights set on a different car for now.... this Honda Ch ick is thinking about temporarily trying something new:

2001 Mazda Protege ES 2.0 - 5sp, PW, PL, PM, Alloys, Sunroof, Sporty look inside (I LOVE the ES), Spoiler, Silver Ext, Black Int, Tinted windows.....

Aside from the fact that it's a 5sp, it's PERFECT in every way....

We'll see though... I have until tomorrow to make my decision, and it IS a bit more money than I probably should be spending.....

Pleh [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
Proteg�s are nice cars, and Mazdas are just as reliable as Hondas. Mazda Proteg�s are the car of choice for the driving school I went to (and will be going again [Roll Eyes] ). I'd go for it, if you can afford it.
 
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
quote:
Aside from the fact that it's a 5sp, it's PERFECT in every way....
[Roll Eyes]

Learn to drive a stick. You'll thank yourself later. It's really no harder then learning to ride a bike.

Plus, if you do get a 5-speed, Omega won't be able to steal it.
 
Posted by Magnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
 
And then, if the fates allow, get a Jeep and drive over railroad trusses all day.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"Aside from the fact that it's a 5sp, it's PERFECT in every way...."

Well, what did you want? Six-speeds aren't exactly ubiquitous. And I can't imagine you're saying you want fewer speeds...
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
God, you people are behind the times.
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
quote:
Segway� Human Transporter (HT) i and e Series models are available immediately to commercial customers for selected business applications... Segway HTs are not currently available for consumer applications.
Unless we own one of the "selected business applications," I don't think we're officially behind the times yet. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Tora Buttercup (Member # 53) on :
 
Try to bring home groceries on one of those things. That's all I gotta say.
 
Posted by Magnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
 
Unless you're a food fetishist who eats many pigs whole, the eSeries segway allows for 34kg of cargo to be toted. I do not buy fourteen thousand Caramilk bars, so I, for one, would "be down with that."
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
quote:
Try to bring home groceries on one of those things. That's all I gotta say.
Now, Buttercup, all you would need to do is hitch up a little red wagon to the back of the Segway. It'd be so easy to transport groceries, a passenger, or a Great Dane with 16 kilos of pure cocaine tucked into condoms and shoved up his ass.
 
Posted by The Mike Who Would Be Captain (Member # 709) on :
 
you shoulda seen the look on that dogs face
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
You drool over Honda Civic Hybrids? Ugh...

I drool over this:
 -
2003/2004 Aston Martin DB7 Zagato

A modified Aston Martin DB7 Vantage that is shipped to Italy to have it's body built, by hand, by Zagato coachbuilders. Every exterior panel is pounded out with hammer and anvil. The standard 420hp V12 is upped to ~450hp, and the car made lighter by 60kg. Dark Chocolate aniline leather interior. 2-seater only (No 2+2 option, unlike DB7 Vantage). 6 speed manual transmission with modified Final Drive gear and short-throw shifter. Vantage Sport suspension. Upgraded brakes. Car built to buyer's specifications. Total uniqueness since only 75 - 100 cars will be built. 0 - 60 in under 5 seconds. Top speed over 190mph. Total price of approximatly $200,000.

Gimme. Now. [Eek!]
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
Would I sound Omegesque in my tastes if I said I preferred the styling on the regular DB7? The grille just seems a bit disproportional, though I'm sure it sucks powerfully.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Yes, it looks like some kind of whale or something. Be sure to clean the excess plankton off the radiator regularly...
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Well it's merely a matter of taste. The DB4GT Zagato had a slightly larger grill with a large nose overhang compared to the regular DB4GT, and the V8 Vantage Zagato had a totally redesigned grill. So I guess it's just a Zagato trademark (along with the Double-Bubble roof styling).

The grill reminds me of the Chrysler LHS/Concorde and Cunningham C12R grills.

Of course, the grill isn't the only thing that has changed:
 -

Beefed up rear wheel arches, double-bubble roof and rear window, Italian-style taillights, fold-down boot access, and a modern take on the Kamm tail, originally used on the DB6.
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
I'm more of a Vanquish man myself. Though I probably wouldn't buy an AM (assuming I ever could afford one, that is).

Also, the '92 Vantage looked better. [Cool]
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
I have no problem with the Vanquish, it's also a great looking car and the performance is better then the DB7 Zagato, but the Zagato is also more of a collector's item. Less then 100 Zagatos will be built total, while 300 Vanquishs will be built this year alone. All to this the fact that the Zagato is the most powerful DB7 yet, better then the regular car or the Vantage version. The Vanquish is merely the starting of the new line. Vanquish Vantage will be out in a few years with slightly new styling and a ~700hp Supercharged V12. So this Zagato may be one of the last big hurrahs for the DB7 before DB8 comes out in the future.

Oh, and the '92 V8 Vantage was good, but the '99 V8 Vantage LeMans was better [Cool] 550hp Twin-Supercharged V8 in standard form or 600hp in V600 form. 40 built, the last of the V8 Vantage line. All painted British Racing Green I believe. Built for the 40th anniversary of Aston Martin's only winning of LeMans in 1959 with the DBR1.
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Put it this way: I'd have no objection to owning any of these beasts, but if given the choice, I'd still pick the Vanquish. [Razz]

*sigh* reality checks are a bitch.
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
OR, you could always get on eBay and buy a deLorian...
 
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
 
I'll take the Vanquish that was used in Die Another Day... one never knows when a machine gun or a rocket launcher can be handy in Los Angeles traffic.
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
DeLorien? Bah! Go for a Bricklin! [Cool]
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Nah, no flux capacitor. And it's not stainless steel. [Smile]
 
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
One could go to Long Island and buy a Delorean, but why would one WANT too?
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Because it has a five-speed manual transmission?
 
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Lots of cars have manual transmissions. Why would you want to buy a Delorean, tho?
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
Actually, the whole retro snazz factor could well convince me to buy a De Lorean if it was going cheaply enough. I mean, I wouldn't enter it into the Paris-to-Senegal Rally or anything, but you could find it fairly easily at the mall parking lot.
 
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
You could paint a Pinto bright yellow and find it easy ...

... but why would you WANT too?
 
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
 
Perhaps just for the sheer shock value?
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
I can think of a few others cars that would be far better suited for shock value...
 
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Yes, but the thing about deLoriens is that everyone's SEEN 'em, but never in the proverbial flesh. Few other cars fit that description.
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Oh, I've seen one in person. And ridden in one. And driven one. In the words of Mr. Charles Laurence Olivea, "I was underwhelmed." Like the limoship in "Restaurant At The End Of The Universe," the Delorean (that's how it's spelled, gents) looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow. And the shocks are utter shite. SHITE. I've felt better rides in a whorehouse. And they're heavy, too--all that steel isn't exactly light.

No, the best thing to come out of the whole Delorean debacle was the interview has gave to Playboy in the September 1985 issue. Quite a fascinating read & I heartily recommend it.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
I think you mean the Paris-Dakar rally. And I've seen a Delorean in real life as well. It was stuck in traffic somewhere in Virgina on teh opposite side of the highway.

And if you're going to get a Delorean, an engine swap might help. The popular engine choice nowadays is a Honda NSX V6. And the suspension, I would think, would be pretty damn good, since I think it's made by Lotus.
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
So I can use my Delorean for e-mail and group task management?
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
 -

That Lotus.
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
'71 javelin
'59 desoto
'58 olds
'66 lincoln
a diamond in the rough
The bomb
If I pulled up next to LOA in this she'd rethink that Mazda right quick...
 
Posted by Magnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
 
Proabably because she'd think that you were trying to pimp her.
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Style.
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
good
better
best
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Magnus de Pym:
Proabably because she'd think that you were trying to pimp her.

Wrong era. You're thinking of the 70s Lincolns and Mk IVs.
 
Posted by Magnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
 
It is timeless. It is the world's oldest profession, and there are no boundaries on the "when."

[ August 24, 2002, 21:53: Message edited by: Magnus de Pym ]
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
I'm picturing a Flintstones era MkIII with the fuzzy dice.
 
Posted by Magnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
 
That's why they call him Bam-Bam.

I don't know.
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Well, he does carry a sizable and quite nasty smashing club...
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Of course he does. He carries it for bitchslapping hoes...
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
There wouldn't be any bitch-slappin' in my ride.

Get out of my dreams...
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
The Cristal is what makes it work.
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
I'll probably regret asking this, but: what "the fuck" *are* you holding in your left hand?
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
Well, I can't really say I know what that thing is. (Wait, a glass of miscoloured beer? Urine sample?)

However, I can tell you in no uncertain terms what he's holding in his right hand.
 
Posted by Magnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
 
Whoz da hoe in da phat ride, beeyaotch?

This, despite there being no "Icy Hot Stuntaz Official Translator." I feel it quite the accomplishment.

Also, your head is gigantic.
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by The_Tom:
Wait, a glass of miscoloured beer? Urine sample?

Please. Beer? In that beautiful machine? Never. If I remember correctly it was Mo�t and Chandon Champagne White Star, I don't recall the vintage.
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
Fine then, a glass of miscoloured champagne in a large beer-like vessel.
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Magnus de Pym:
Also, your head is gigantic.

Wouldn't it have to be, though? I mean to not only post a picture of LOA, but a photo-chopped image of her sitting next to an inebriated me in a late 50s Lincoln, no less? Frankly, I'm surprised my pencil neck is not allready snapping under the weight.
 
Posted by Colorful Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Regardless of the nature of my status as occupant of the automobile in question, I don't imagine the expression on my face would be one of joyful glee.
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
So that's who that is.
 
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Coolest car EVER.
 
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
You're a very odd person.

And that's saying a lot, for a librarian and all.
 
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Okay, maybe not in purple.

I must have been especially colorblind a moment ago. I thought that was black.

But a '57 T-bird is still my dream car.
 
Posted by Eric Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Never liked those T-Birds. A '66 Mustang, on the other hand...
 
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
A 2002 Mustang. Jet black. 5-speed, 8-cyl. YAY!
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Ugh, domestic cars. [Razz]
 
Posted by Eric Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
I dunno. Modern Mustangs lack the graceful elegance of older models, IMO.
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
I'd rather have a 78-86, 92-94 Bronco or one of these. [Cool] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
You did not just say a Bronco. You did not just say a Bronco.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
He said Bronco. He said Bronco.
 
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
 
Forget it... I'm keeping my current car after seeing that purple Barney car.
 
Posted by Eric Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
So am I. It's no M5, but still...
 
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
SO I step away from the Forums for a couple of days to go learn to drive my car, and what do I come back to??

A piture of me. In a car with a guy holding Pee.

Doesn't that seem a bit odd???

Someone is going to have to pay...... [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Magnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
 
You are saying then, that "dudes holding pee" around you is not a common occurance?
 
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
 
What problems do you have with Broncos, dear Tom? [Smile]
 


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