It's said that REM and Godzilla sometimes poke and prod each other.
You are the most fabulous Glaswegian. Goodbye!
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
You get weirder and weirder. Did you shave?
Posted by CaptainMike XXIII (Member # 709) on :
Its a little known fact that CC's beard contains his control band.. if removed.. well this is only the beginning of the havoc..
Posted by Solommagnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
A lack of those "pretty bottomed" sheep, I'd imagine.
No beard and sheep butt make Charles something something.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
...go crazy?
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
I can understand Mikie not being used to Charles being weird, but you two should be used to it by now.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Solommagnus de Pym: No beard and sheep butt make Charles something something.
nibble naussicans?
Posted by StarFire (Member # 748) on :
You call this weird? This is nothing. Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Someone get him to hospital, he's ingested too my css....
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Is this a polymath which I see before me, the apricot toward my jackrabbit? Come, let me enhance thee.
About this time of night, I like to find considerable amusement in an eagle.
I'm a level 5 Sea urchin, in motorbike-world! I've got a magic golfball and everything!
I may have the salt-and-vinegar crisp of a polka-dotted and frivolous rat, but I have the mountain goat and vinegar-sprinkler of a kebab.
To accidentally have impure thoughts about a memo, or not to accidentally have impure thoughts about a memo, that is the question!
I'm sorry, but I have to touch my dolly mixture.
~LOA
PS~ Watch out for those ready-salted magnets! They might write a fanzine about you!
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
i had a fanzine once. stangely, it went away after i saw a doctor. i think i'll sue.
Posted by Nimpim (Member # 205) on :
My alcoholic fruitjuice drink lack intestines!
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Green.....becomes brown....
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Purple!
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Should I...
GREEN!
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
Barramundi?
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
AAARGH!
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
Right now, cocktail umbrellas are plotting to set up an e-commerce site that sells a curt gemstone. My feather duster and Club biscuit are semi-aquatic, and cows that I work with may be three-legged.
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most blunt tree surgeon of my life.
Posted by E. Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Whatever you've been smoking, I gotta have it.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
White Deep Blue Andalusia Red Yellow Red Yellow Black Car Red Light Far Black Place Walls Blue Chair...
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
Deep blue Morocco. Red yellow? I thought he's saying radio.
The mix attributed to Robert Miles is best.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
WHATAYISAYTHEAYFUCKAYGOINGAYONAYWITHAYCHARLESAY?!
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Chuckles knows Underworld?! AND "Pearl's Girl"?! AND the Robert Miles remix?!
I'm...speechless...
And yes it's supposed to be 'Red Yellow'. Of course that's the best educated guess, since Underworld doesn't publish the lyrics to ANY songs (except Born Slippy.NUXX).
THESE are generally accepted to be the correct lyrics to "Pearl's Girl", although I've seen the first two words as 'Rio, Korea' instead of 'Rioja, Rioja'.
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
Actually, I'm a big fan of Robert Miles' work, and found the mix while searching for more of his stuff.
Are all of Underworld's songs as equally... trippy?
*listening to Underworld - "Pearl's Girl (Robert Miles Remix)" while I type this...*
Underworld's lyrics aren't exactly trippy, but they certainly don't make any sense at all. Which is part of the reason of why they are so hard to figure out. The hardest is definatly Born Slippy.NUXX, which is why they actually published the lyrics, to avoid confusion. Some of the more famous lyrics from their songs are "in the razor of love" (Cowgirl), "I get my kicks on channel six" (Dirty Epic), "the Beatles are dead, Andy Warhol's shit, she's yeah, reactor reactor reactor" (Oich Oich), and "mega mega white thing, mega mega white thing" (Born Slippy.NUXX).
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
If it's supposed to generate random surreal sentences, how did it come up w/ this one that makes perfect sense?: "How can someone so bouncy get high on Trent Reznor?"
It also came up w/ "Dreams! Lots of them! All of them scratched!". Sounds like it should be a lyric from a song that Simon would listen to.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
"This here giraffe / was never caught complaining / he wouldn't take skin off your back"
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
"You'd better click your heels, girl" is what the Lion said to me... Coyote's coming soon and he isn't bringing tea. So what's it like, when your only friend is a Cheshire cat... And can you tell me where my magic ring is at?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Do you lot want me to shit in your beds?
DO YOU?
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
LOL! Liam - take it to the "White Chocolate" thread. Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
... *o_O*
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Automatic taxi stop, electric cigarette love baby, hotel rock and roll discoteque electric super-sex.
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