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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Um..yeah.
 

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Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Well where the hell is Xenia Onnatop when you need her?
 

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Posted by Nimrod Pimding (Member # 205) on :
 
Poetic Justice - hire german weightliftress to fatally sodomize him with strap-on. She could still technically get the ���. :.

Man, I'll never get completely free from Irr�versible...
 

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Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
 
Maybe they could get this woman.

http://flare.solareclipse.net/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=002869
 

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Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
 
Goodness.
 

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
So many bad jokes and self-deprecating comments are struggling to come out that I am unable to utter a single one due to the log jam.
 

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Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
 
Oh great, Anna Nicole is going to date again if she reads this.
 

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Posted by Nimrod Pimding (Member # 205) on :
 
She would crush his pelvis alliance in one swift stroke.

Honestly, he's more likely to get a stroke from too intense sex than a fatal heartattack, he would live out his days a drooling vegetable unable to talk right. Talk about backfire!
 

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Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
 

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Originally posted by Nimrod Pimding:
. . .he would live out his days a drooling vegetable unable to talk right.

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