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Posted by Epoch (Member # 136) on :
Well it worked for me. Damn funny, it works on so many different levels.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote: The page cannot be displayed
Keep trying. It works.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Does. Not. Work.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Not working here either.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
I get it from home too. Try cut and paste.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Got it.
Very funny.
Though I notice it doesn't mention Geek Chicks. I managed to land one of those.
We're both really into RPG and Star Trek. Heck, she dragged me to Nemisis twice. Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
I've seen Styros's wife.
It get's worse, guys... she's incredibly hot.
Everybody hate Styro! Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
quote:college.antioch.edu could not be found. Please check the name and try again.
I've tried pasting the address in -- although that's really not supposed to do anything for most sites, unless it's GeoShitties which blocks most external links. It ain't there.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I get the same thing. Either antioch.edu doesn't exist, or my DNS server forgot about it.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Looks like my DNS server is as forgetful as Tim's.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
A sample for those who can't seem to get there.
quote: A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys By Mikki Halpin and Victoria Maat
So, your crush on the bass player from Vibrating Sandbox has finally died a whimpering death and you're wondering where to go from here. All the scenester dudes are either dating a series of interchangeable high-school riot grrrls in baby doll dresses and an overdose of manic panic, or permanently shacked up with some bitter old lady who pays all the bills. Which will it be, a wifely prison or a humiliating one night stand? Into this void of potential mates comes a man you may not have considered before, a man of substance, quietude and stability, a cerebral creature with a culture all his own. In short, a geek.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
I got it to work now, but Laura can't get it to work for her, so I don't know whats up with it.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Doesn't work here at the uni, either. Could someone just post the whole thing?
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
college.antioch.edu could not be found. Please check the name and try again.
I checked the name, and tried again. It doesn't work.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote:Originally posted by Topher: Doesn't work here at the uni, either. Could someone just post the whole thing?
It's someones website. I don't think we can post the whole page without copyright problems.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
After exploring the site a bit I came up with this...
That, or I am one of the geeks....
Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on :
I got a geeky girlfriend (fangirl, anyways). She's perfect, except for the bit about liking Voyager.
Must make her see the light... Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
When I saw the thread title, I thought it said Greeks... Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Either that article is mostly lies, or I'm not actually a geek...
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
You might be a Greek then.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Live your dream, Tim.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
quote:Originally posted by First of Two: I've seen Styros's wife. It get's worse, guys... she's incredibly hot. Everybody hate Styro!
Laalaalaalaalaa! Nobody listen to First!
He's really quite wrong. She's not incredibly hot. She's so damn hot that I cannot even put it into words that would be considered acceptable for this forum.
(EDIT: I have a tech degree, not an english degree! )
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
"I cannot even put it into words that would be considered accpable for this forum"
It would appear so now wouldn't it? ;-)
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN: Either that article is mostly lies, or I'm not actually a geek...
I was thinking the same thing. Although the part about which Trek character she was most like was quite amusing, and disturbing...
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Live your dream, MM.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote:Originally posted by Styrofoaman:
quote:Originally posted by First of Two: I've seen Styros's wife. It get's worse, guys... she's incredibly hot. Everybody hate Styro!
Laalaalaalaalaa! Nobody listen to First!
He's really quite wrong. She's not incredibly hot. She's so damn hot that I cannot even put it into words that would be considered acceptable for this forum.
(EDIT: I have a tech degree, not an english degree! )
How about "Hotter than Three Mile Island"
(Sorry)
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
This calls for a round of pictures.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
No it doesn't.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Not unless you want to see more of me with blond hair. And I don't think anyone does.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
I'd post it but she's toppless and that would violate several board rules, not to mention land me in hot water with her because that picture is "old" and she doesn't like the way her hair looks.
Q: Why don't you take another picture of her?! A: I did, she won't let me post it! Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
just post the link to the IBG page.. um.. in your sig or something so it's not spam.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
quote:Originally posted by First of Two: just post the link to the IBG page.. um.. in your sig or something so it's not spam.
If you really reeeeealllly want to gawk at her, go to trek-rpg.net, search for a member Liz Not Beth and go to her web-page.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
You drive a Dodge?! Eww..... Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Hey hey hey, there will be no bashing of Dodges while I'm around. Especially a Ram, in a nice green....woah, BOOBIES!
Edit: I noticed that the page says they traded in the Dodge for a Subaru Impreza WRX. Thumbs-up to the big-boobied redhead's automobile choices.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Oh hooray! She is naked! My life could not be any more fulfilled!
Unless I was the one hitting it, in which case I'd probably be happier, though have an earful of self-indulgent breast narcissism. With useless sexual pratter with a 'I can stick things in my pussy, aren't I special' bent.
Jealous? Slightly, maybe. More breasts than I have, surely, but perhaps a similar Jealously I have towards the elephantt man. You know, because he's at least getting attention in ways, but he's still in a bag in a tower.
I would so love to have parents who were all into threesomes. You know, with the good atmosphere and all.
"I've rediscovered the joys of anal-sex agian."
Stuff like this makes me want to cut myself. WFC.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
I you haven't cut yourself yet, you will now.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
I bleed! Oh, how I bleed.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Erm, yes thats funny The_Tom, but you might want to cover the nips in case Charles comes wandering through here.
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
"They seem to have gained a touch more mass during my weight gain, and my husband says they feel a bit different too."
The Human Touch.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Oh, if Charles can take Liam, he can take a few nipples.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
What Charles has done with me in the privacy of his own home is not for internet discussion.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
That's a rather tame picture. Plus, I gotta ask about American women posting pics of themselves on the Internet - why do they always have tan lines? I mean, what, you can show yourselves naked on the net, but you daren't go into a tanning booth without a bikini on?
Hmm, maybe people will like my new car more if I photograph my wife topless and bottomless next to it. . . 8)
Posted by Tora Regina (Member # 53) on :
Uh...no comment on the picture.
quote:I mean, what, you can show yourselves naked on the net, but you daren't go into a tanning booth without a bikini on?
I don't know about where she lives, but in So. Cal. you sorta get a tan without even trying.
Love the sig, by the way.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
First she complains that her site isn't getting any traffic, so I post that picture for her.
Then she complains that she's getting emails from perverts.
Few days later she complains that the emails are slacking off.
So I changed the flavor text to attract more wierdo-freaks.
That anal-sex line is the one that every mentions. Heck you should have heard the laughing when I wrote it.
Yep. We're sick. Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Natural is always best.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
What, so you're not actually having anal sex? Bo-ring.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poet: What, so you're not actually having anal sex? Bo-ring.
Well, we are... but that line seems to crack everyone up.
Don't know why.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Why is this seeming like waaaaaaaaaay too much information?
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Because it is.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Verily so.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
quote:Well, we are... but that line seems to crack everyone up.
Don't know why.
Well, we are talking a) Geeks, and b) Americans - c) people who hyave actually had anal sex are probably a small subset of that. 8)
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Well, buttfucking is pretty funny in of itself. So, the snickering could just be because people are all like: "THE PENIS IS INSTERTED IN THE ASS? HOW AMAZINGLY FUNNY AND INTERESTING! I LAUGH HEARTILY!"
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
I'm telling you guys, go see "Irr�versible", that'll straighten you out. Why I was gamboling all the way home!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Can't I just go into the "eww" catagory with regards to that?
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
That depends on the, erh, way you swing, butt you have my approval anyway.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Cum now, this is too much altogether.
Psy: You know I was sarcastic, right?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
So anyone who's had anal sex is no better than a rapist?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Wow. You just jumped 50 miles from where I was to a conclusion I hadn't even considered. Scary.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Now that's not what I meant, it was in regards to the movie itself, not the earlier discussion. No, I'm all for it. All that "Not natural/How God wanted it" is nonsense, as science and any sex counselor knows. Anyhow, my ref somehow felt appropriate somewhere along Magnus' line (laughing matters). Sorry for the confusion.
StyrofoamMan, I'm glad things are working out for you with your mutual plans and all, you sound like a good match.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
I know, Nimmy, I was winding you up. 8)
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Oh. That's just as well. I enjoy a good winding now and then.
Hmm, where'd this come from?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
No idea.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I certainly sounds like it's from A Clockwork Orange...
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
It. Was. A. Rhetorical. Kvestion.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote:Originally posted by Styrofoaman:
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poet: What, so you're not actually having anal sex? Bo-ring.
Well, we are... but that line seems to crack everyone up.
Don't know why.
There's a good pun there somewhere.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
At last! I use the word 'boring,' someone else uses the word 'crack,' no-one picks up on it. . .
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Ah yes, the carefully placed hyphen.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Yup, it's all about how careully you place your hyphen. 8)
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
After watching "Chamber of Secrets" in the cinema, one of my mates accidently (I assume) called Miss Granger by the ever so slightly worrying name; "Hymeny".
I worry.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
quote:Yup, it's all about how careully you place your hyphen. 8)
Oh my. Like old Southern belles would say.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I picked up on the word "crack", but figured it was unintentional.
And doesn't the use of the word "boring" have more innuendo w/o the hyphen?
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Yeah, we're quite happy together.
Moral of this exersise is: There are she-geeks out there, it just takes effort to locate them. Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Never really appealed to me. I guess getting my other half to avidly watch "24" is about as close as I get.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Good lord.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
VP, are you locating or, being a mad scientist, creating a she-geek.
Mine is a half way she-geek, likes watching the sci-fi, but doesn't get in to it. She really doesn't really give a crap on how a M/AM reaction works, dang woman.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: Mine is a half way she-geek, likes watching the sci-fi, but doesn't get in to it. She really doesn't really give a crap on how a M/AM reaction works, dang woman.
Here's where the problem exists.
Normal person "getting into it": "Wow, I can't believe what's just happened to Data/Buffy/John Cleese. His/Her emotions must be all over the place right now.
Geek person "getting into it": "Wow. I can't believe that the Enterprise doesn't have redundent power-generation methods that work inside of a g-type nebula."
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
I know what 24 is.
But, people still watch it? It's like "48" now or something.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
The gimmick-value lasted about as long as the name itself. And please, Dennis Hopper as bosnian madman? He sounded like Emperor Palpatine with a Kansas accent. Go back to snorting laughing gas, D.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Michelle Forbes is in it.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
I can't tell if I'm more attracted to her or to Dennis Haysbert. He's so dreamy.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Yes, Laim, you are right there.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Well, I attempted to determine the full extent of my wife's pseudo-geekness. We've established she likes 24, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, and The X-Files. All choices that true geeks will find risible no doubt.
She also reminds me that she likes original Trek, and even the Next Generation. But she loathes Janeway, as the following whispered conversation just as Nemesis was starting illustrates. . .
quote:Kate: "I can't believe I've come to the cinema to see a Star Trek film. Just so long as it's not that bloody Janeway woman, though, I don't mind." Lee: "Ah. . ."
But, then she said something even more astounding yesterday. . .
quote:Kate: "You know who Liam reminds me of? That guy from Buffy The Vampire Slayer." Lee: "What?!" Kate: "Yeah, that guy with the spiky blond hair." Lee: "SPIKE?!"
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
I think there must be a good story behind that.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote:But, then she said something even more astounding yesterday. . .
quote: Kate: "You know who Liam reminds me of? That guy from Buffy The Vampire Slayer." Lee: "What?!" Kate: "Yeah, that guy with the spiky blond hair." Lee: "SPIKE?!"
Must be the accent.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
That, and the spiky, bleached hair he had in the most recent photographs of him posted here, when we all met back in March.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I'm tempted to point out that my accent is not especially unique over here.
But I'm far too busy going "Woooooo!"
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Liz is a major geek like myself.
She know's how warp-drive works.
She know's which treaty forbade the Federation from developing cloaking tech.
She knows how many impulse engines the original Enterprise had.
Started off in Tech-School in auto-repair. Then she decided to become a nurse. Got tired of that now she's my Lead Operator/HR Bitch at Pultney.
I'm sooooooo lucky. Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
quote: She know's how warp-drive works.
Do tell...
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
quote:Originally posted by Styrofoaman: Then she decided to become a nurse.
Helloooooooooooooooo nurse!
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
Treat me baby, one more time (HA! HA! HA! *sigh*).
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
A friend of mine (who married a nurse) told me that in life, two things are absolutely certain - death, and nurses. 8)
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
quote:Originally posted by Wraith:
quote: She know's how warp-drive works.
Do tell...
Well, she can quote chapter and verse of the TNG tech-manual... and she thinks that the DS9 one is crap. Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poet: A friend of mine (who married a nurse) told me that in life, two things are absolutely certain - death, and nurses. 8)
The Nurse is always right, because the Nurse is the one with the pain-killers.
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