I hear you're getting married to Gwyneth Paltrow, right? Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Actually, I think the lead singer from Coldplay is getting married to Gweneth Paltrow.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
After he finishes getting Australian reporters and SMACKING THEIR STUPID FACES!
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Sig: I know. It just happens to be that the person's name is CHRIS MARTIN.
Really. Couldn't resist. Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Neither could I. Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
Seems to me someone brought this up before... Although I wouldn't be so happy if I was to be marrying Gwenyth Paltrow. I'm quite happy with my girlfriend Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Ms. Paltrow is elegantly pleasant on the eyes.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
quote:Originally posted by Topher: Seems to me someone brought this up before... Although I wouldn't be so happy if I was to be marrying Gwenyth Paltrow. I'm quite happy with my girlfriend
Did I read this properly? Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Yes, Topher has a girlfriend. A hot girlfriend. That his engages in intellectual conversations. Fear not, for I am still single. The pilot light in Hell does not need to be re-lit.
All shall rejoice. I'll be in the bar.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
I'll be joining you shortly. Maybe order me a Bloody Caesar while you're waiting.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Waiter! An amaretto sour and a bloody Caesar for table forty-seven! Give 'em a complementary bowl of sour grapes, too!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
*stab* "Et tu, bartender?"
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Relationship status available to the left...
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Oh, no! What happened to, er, whatserface? 8(
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
It ended and she's moved on to bigger and better things.
*shrug*
Posted by CaptainMike20X6 (Member # 709) on :
quote:Originally posted by The359: she's moved on to bigger and better things.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, no, that is not what I was implying...
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Heh. Welcome to the table. Anyone else joining in?
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Um, what?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, no, that is not what I was implying..."
I was thinking she left you for a fat man.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
So not for Simon, but for Tim?
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
That would not be a "better thing" per se, would it? I mean, in terms of desirability.
Posted by CaptainMike20X6 (Member # 709) on :
Help me. I have a girlfriend but she is hazardous to my health!
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Ah, I see you've reached that dreaded day where she demands reciprocation for all that oral sex. . .
Posted by CaptainMike20X6 (Member # 709) on :
haha.. not, that girl is still trying to find me.. my girlfriend is all about drugs and rock'n'roll, and i'm like didn't it used to be sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?.. oh well.. i stopped paying for her stupid drugs
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
So all you need to do now is get back those albums you lent her and you can, like, totally ditch the bitch? Far out.
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
"didn't it used to be sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?"
Look on the bright side... two out of three ain't bad. B)
Posted by CaptainMike20X6 (Member # 709) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lee: So all you need to do now is get back those albums you lent her and you can, like, totally ditch the bitch? Far out.
she lives here. we need locks changed at this point.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
I am not sure if people who use "Rock&Roll" to describe their raison d'etre should be allowed to live.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Been married for three years. Loving it every moment of it...
She's a "she-geek..." My equal when it comes to Trek Lore. In fact, she's got more trek-stuff than I do. Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Yes, yes, and she has big boobs. Stop rubbing it in...
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
*rub rub rub*
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
I miss boobies Posted by CaptainMike20X6 (Member # 709) on :
*rub rub rub*
a group of Star Trek fans making rubbing noises? too easy...
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
I have boobies.... big ones, even..... yay, me!
~LOA
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Taking cues from Alan Moore, I update my list.
Someday you will all see.
I promise you.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by LOA: I have boobies.... big ones, even..... yay, me!
~LOA
I cannot think of anything to say about this. Nothing at all. I am losing my touch.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Well, she's really not that fond of them, surprisingly enough. Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
quote:Originally posted by LOA: I have boobies.... big ones, even..... yay, me!
~LOA
Care to help a guy out and let me enjoy them?
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
quote:Siegfried mourned: ...I am losing my touch.
There it is. It was in your lap the whole time.
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
"Care to help a guy out and let me enjoy them?"
You seem a tad despondent, Car Boy. B)
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
quote:Originally posted by The359: Yes, yes, and she has big boobs. Stop rubbing it in...
Can't. That would be unsporting of me.
Thanks to her I out-class all the other geeks by a factor of 1000.
That and my collection of molding equipment.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Oh ho! You have a wife! With boobs! Like as not incongruous as possible!
I want to kill you.
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
Boobs embellished with plastic, I bet.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cartmaniac: Boobs embellished with plastic, I bet.
They're real.
And spectacular.
Send me $900 cash and I'll fly you out here to see for yourself.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
No, wait.
I want to kill myself.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Send me $900 and I'll help with that too.
quote:Originally posted by Ultra Magnus: I want to kill myself.
Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
quote:Originally posted by LOA: I have boobies.... big ones, even..... yay, me!
~LOA
YAY you, indeed!
I'll get a smack for this, but what the hell - you only live once!: are they big enough to share with the male population of Flare?
Should I run now? Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
I'm sorry but I wouldn't want LOA to share her breasts with me.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
You don't think they'd look good on you?
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
They'd only discombobulate him further.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Still using that Word-of-the-day toilet paper, Eric? :-)
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
"confuse" was too prosaic. B)
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
No, I have my own breasts from Victoria's Secret that I can use... so feel free to grab LOA's.
Posted by akb1979 (Member # 557) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: ... so feel free to grab LOA's.
When she offers, I'm sure that there will be plenty of warm-blooded males willing to do so!
HEHE!
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
...beats the giant rolly eyes.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
My wife (Liz) is willing to share hers. $900 to fly out here, stay in a motel room... see the "sights" and go home. Make it a weekend trip.
$900 bucks. What more could you ask for!
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
A life in plastic.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
quote:Originally posted by Styrofoaman: My wife (Liz) is willing to share hers. $900 to fly out here, stay in a motel room... see the "sights" and go home. Make it a weekend trip.
$900 bucks. What more could you ask for!
This is the 2nd time you've posted that. Are you trying to whore your wife?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
$900 to only "see" the sights?
For that much, I ought to be able to ski the mountains, get a free "I've been to the top of the mountain!" t-shirt, and have a chocolate candy placed on my pillow every night.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Just for the record, it was her idea.
I told her $900 was a tad low, but that was the price she set.
quote:Originally posted by The359:
quote:Originally posted by Styrofoaman: My wife (Liz) is willing to share hers. $900 to fly out here, stay in a motel room... see the "sights" and go home. Make it a weekend trip.
$900 bucks. What more could you ask for!
This is the 2nd time you've posted that. Are you trying to whore your wife?
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
I WONDER IF YOU CAN MAKE A PLASTIC COVER FOR YOUR INFERIORITY COMPLEX?
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Nine hundred dollars should be enough for a pistol and ammunition, with which I can put us all out of our misery.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
I hope you mean 900 United States Dollars...
With that much money you can buy a nice escort who knows the ropes and can handle anything the customer asks. Wait, that's only in Holland.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
The voice of experience.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Inferiority complex? I think not. When you create a manufacturing empire from scratch and and go from one machine in a barn to 100 machines in 4 plants IN UNDER 18 MONTHS then we can talk about who's got a complex and who doesn't.
quote:Originally posted by Ultra Magnus: I WONDER IF YOU CAN MAKE A PLASTIC COVER FOR YOUR INFERIORITY COMPLEX?
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
"Styro superior, Constructicons inferior."
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Once again your awsome wit leaves me in awe. Someday I hope to de-evolve to your level so I can understand you better.
Not.
quote:Originally posted by Ultra Magnus: .
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
All of this talk about plastic is getting me excited.
Time to go hump some plastic-cased appliances again, because nothing says lovin' like your penis in the VCR.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Manufacturing empire.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
So, it wasn't an inferiority complex at all. Is there a name for this? "Caesar complex", maybe?
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
quote:Originally posted by Styrofoaman: Once again your awsome wit leaves me in awe. Someday I hope to de-evolve to your level so I can understand you better.
Not.
quote:Originally posted by Ultra Magnus: .
Well, really, it's like: What can I possibly say to that?
I can be mean, or I can be sassy, or I can be funny, or I can be mean and sassy, or mean and funny, or sassy and funny or a combination of all three (though perhaps more Simon's govern), but really, what good would it do?
You are obviously happy with your station. Good for you, but really, I could care less. No, I couldn't. So, I don't.
Enjoy your plastic, congratulations on your empire.
You have whatever need to talk about yourself to the nth degree whenever you can. Bragging, I don't know, about something nobody cares about? If that's not a complex, I don't know what is, you smashing young man.
I just give zero fucks, and am not tremendously impressed. So, whatever, dude.
Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :
*cheer* Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
I'd reply something witty but I'm trying to figure out how to use this damn iBook on my lap.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
UM, that is the single best "You total ass"-class comeback I have ever heard.
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
Well, if I were king (KING!!) of a plastic (PLASTIC!!) hill in my immediate vicinity, like, say, my own mind, I would not pass up any opportunity to let everyone know who's Boss, ie: me! (ME!!)
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
quote:Originally posted by Omega: UM, that is the single best "You total ass"-class comeback I have ever heard.
At least, the best from someone whose posts frequently consist of such scintillating dialogue as: "UP TEH BUTT!!!" and "WHERE WILL I PUT MY BONER?
But then, a UM/Styro tossed-humor smackdown is probably something that I would pay-per-view.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Having a battle of wits with UM is like sand-blasting a Cheese-It. If I let fly with full power there'll be nothing left of the poor chap.
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
quote:Originally posted by Siegfried: Time to go hump some plastic-cased appliances again, because nothing says lovin' like your penis in the VCR.
Fast Forward or Rewind? Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Like a glimpse into an alternate universe.
I suggest that this thread is getting close to its conclusion, though. I think we have all enjoyed ourselves.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Damn. It's all fun and games until someone sticks his or her genitalia into a tape recorder.
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
"sticks" "her" ?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
"tape" "her" "into" "a" "genitalia" "fun" "recorder" "."
It's fun with random quoting time, boys and girls!
Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
What the hell is wrong with you people?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
All work and no play make Siegfried go crazy.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Siegfried: I believe Cartamniac's point was that, if "she" has genitalia to "stick" into the VCR, "she" may not be as much a "she" as you were led to believe.
Posted by CaptainMike20X6 (Member # 709) on :
I believe i've seen real girls taped into genitalia fun recorders on the intarweb.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Positioned appropriately and applying the appropriate force, a woman can indeed get her genitalia into a VCR. It not be as pleasurable as when a guy does it (and it may not be as pretty), but it is possible.
At least, that's what grandma tells me.
Announcer 1: Oooh, Johnny, I gotta say that Siegfried is taking a big gamble tonight. Announcer 2: You gotta believe it, Jay. From humping VCRs to the grandmother sex joke, he's pulling out all the big guns! Announcer 1: Let's see if this was all worth the blows to his reputation in the end, Johnny! Announcer 2: Only time will tell. Only time.
Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :
quote:Originally posted by Siegfried: ...genitalia into a VCR. It not be as pleasurable as when a guy does it (and it may not be as pretty)...
Wow. Its like the epitome of "too much information".
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Ah... there are sex toys that can replace the VCR. For both sexes!!!
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
UP TEH BETA!!11!
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
That's probably the first really funny thing I've seen in this topic...
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Yes, well, anyone who had to stare at that beard of yours in the mirror every day would no doubt undergo a certain de-sensitization in the humour department. 8)
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