It rocked. if you say different, go fuck your self like John Hartl of MSNBC should. It's long but it's escapist fare and good, too.
Seriously, i enjoyed myself. The movie had a vib and that's a good thing....
Posted by Chase Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
I SHOULD FUCK MY SELF.
Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on :
It was good up until the part Vin Diesel was in.
I liked the flying things.
Posted by Chase Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
I would fuck Vin Diesel, too. I'd get him to call me Paul, and he'd tell me a story of Alec Baldwin always closing in patented Growl-o-sound.
Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on :
That chick in the porno movie Diesel made said he was a good kisser.
Daria Argentina? Was that her name? Close enough for horseshoes.
But what does Alec Baldwin have to do with anything?
Did you see The Getaway? Were they really having sex in that movie, or what?
Posted by Chase Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
PLEASE talk about The Chronicles of Riddick, man-baby.
Posted by Free ThoughtCrime America (Member # 480) on :
The Chronicles of Riddick Bowe would've been better. At least then you could have stuff about the "Sweet Science" that has been lost, and the hero must go and find it.
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
What is a "Chronicles of Riddick"-Bowe? Is it a hybrid of a book and a show? You americans with your rock-music and weird entertainment forms.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
I don't know. I don't know anything about popular culture. It is not hip to know.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
The actress in XXX with Vin Diesel was Asia Argento, daugther of Italian director Dario Argento.
Posted by Chase Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Yes.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
You mean to me being correct of her photo?
Posted by Chase Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
No.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
So last night, I finally watched Pitch Black. I have had the DVD for a bit but haven't gotten 'rounnd to watching it before last night. I missed it at the movies when it was out - obviously.
Not a bad movie - not SPECTACULAR.
Pretty formulaic. I don't see the need for a sequal. Sucks how Caroline died. Her surname was Fry - was this an h�mage to Futurama? Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Hommage", actually, if you're trying to be French.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: You mean to me being correct of her photo?
Niiiice.
She's purdy and a total whore. Truly, the best of both worlds.
Sure does'nt say much that her comment after fucking Diesel was about his kissing though.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: So last night, I finally watched Pitch Black. I have had the DVD for a bit but haven't gotten 'rounnd to watching it before last night. I missed it at the movies when it was out - obviously.
Not a bad movie - not SPECTACULAR.
Pretty formulaic. I don't see the need for a sequal. Sucks how Caroline died. Her surname was Fry - was this an h�mage to Futurama?
Despite Diesel's (and cast) overall good acting performances, Pitch Black was pretty contrived.
I saw it in the theatre and sure would'nt have gone to see a Pitch Black 2, but this actually looks promising.
We'll see on Tuesday when I get to watch it at the midnight show.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"She's purdy and a total whore. Truly, the best of both worlds."
OH BOY, VD! HAWT!
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Well....as I wont be screwing her anyway, we'll just pretend that she can be a ho and disease-free.
Killjoy.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I came in here intending to move this to the appropriate forum, but now I'm not so sure there is one.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
id do her
Posted by MarianLH (Member # 1102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: Well....as I wont be screwing her anyway, we'll just pretend that she can be a ho and disease-free.
Killjoy.
Ya know, according to the CDC, prostitutes in the US generally are disease-free. They're pretty consistant about using condoms.
The porn industry, on the other hand, isn't, and I've heard they have an HIV problem. Frequent tests aren't good enough when you can be HIV+ for up to two months and still test negative.
Which is probably more than you ever wanted to know.
Marian
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Yes Marian, it was more than I needed.
Damn you! You've ruined pornography for me forever.
OTOH, it's not as those the bueatiful objects in pornography are real people anyway. Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Was it the war that made you this way?
I look forward to seeing "Chronicles", if only for the guts they had in naming it like that. Also, Dame Judy Dench gives it a little style.
Ah, who am I kidding, Riddick kicked ass in "Very Dark" and he'll kick ass here too. Enjoy it for what it is, that's what I say.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nim the Fanciful: Was it the war that made you this way?
I've never been the same since that night over....Macho Grande.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
No, you're getting confused again. It was Nacho Grande.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN:
"She's purdy and a total whore. Truly, the best of both worlds."
OH BOY, VD! HAWT!
VD = Vin Diesel or Venereal Disease? Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Thing is, embracing porn if front of a girl can be considered chauvinistic, and calling pornstars subhuman also alienates those brave boys and girls working their ass off for you, so you're in for a verbal "sandwich" between the two crowds. Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
I'd like to clear up something here. The Chronicles of Riddick isn't really a sequel to Pitch Black. Its a new story set in the same universe with a character from the previous movie. All the Star Trek movies aren't really sequels of each other, are they?
Posted by Chase Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nim the Fanciful: Thing is, embracing porn if front of a girl can be considered chauvinistic, and calling pornstars subhuman also alienates those brave boys and girls working their ass off for you, so you're in for a verbal "sandwich" between the two crowds.
Wonderful smiley aside, despite thoughts to the contrary, say the big Mnificient me is ladyless, and will not meet these performers of mechanical monkey sex with embellished moans, the sandwhich proves no mre uncomfortable than a nice, cable-knit sweater.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"say the big Mnificient me is ladyless"
Tee-hee.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Poor, ladyless Ultra Mnus.
Posted by Chase Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
I am repulsive and horrible. I make no secrets.
Posted by Chase Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Mnus is like anus but with a M instead of an a.
Ultra Anus is totally, like, one time, I saw this video on the internet with this girl.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
omg ur ghey
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: was this an h�mage to Futurama?
quote:Originally posted by TSN: "Hommage", actually, if you're trying to be French.
And "an homage" is awful English, anyway. You can put "an" before a word beginning with "h" if the "h" is silent. Never at any other time. Unless you're really posh, or a bit of a twit. Or Tim.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
No gay jokes please... I find it offensive.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
You lie.
Poof.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Satire.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"You can put 'an' before a word beginning with 'h' if the 'h' is silent."
Right, but, in French, the 'h' is silent.
Posted by MarianLH (Member # 1102) on :
riginally posted by TSN:
quote:Right, but, in French, the 'h' is silent.
Well, he did say it was awful English.
Marian
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
*Mistress Fena voice*
Don't make me bitchslap your ass about being culturally sensitive! You will obey Mistress Fena's wishes or recieve very painful punishments for your insubordination.
*End Mistress Fena's voice*
Posted by Chase Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Okay, so somehow I must work in Liam = English, the English and French languages, and Football superiority. 2-1!
Chase Ultra Magnus
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam:
quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: was this an h�mage to Futurama?
quote:Originally posted by TSN: "Hommage", actually, if you're trying to be French.
And "an homage" is awful English, anyway. You can put "an" before a word beginning with "h" if the "h" is silent. Never at any other time. Unless you're really posh, or a bit of a twit. Or Tim.
Y'know I debated about that frelling little 'n'.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN:
"You can put 'an' before a word beginning with 'h' if the 'h' is silent."
Right, but, in French, the 'h' is silent.
??exactly?? I was going for the French sound.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Fuck spelling amyway. Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
So, no, but what topic? Oh. Yeah.
No the movie was bad, but not nearly so terrible as I had been lead to believe. It seemed like there was a very interesting story in there somewhere, but you'd have to dig. The production design was super-awesome. The good thing about having Thandie Newton in the movie is that, by comparison, the other performers seemed amazing. And Judi Dench is like providing some sharp contrast. VD was hit and miss, but looked and moved great at all times. I felt there were story and pacing problems throughout, and a lot of the dialogue and naming was... horrible. But I did enjoy the action, the setting redeemed most of my criticism, and I even kind of got into one sub-plot sort of in spite of myself. I'd give it a C+ (maybe B-) for action-sci-fi fare with 'The Fifth Element' holding an A. Someone ought to start a spoiler thread in GenSci-Fi so we can discuss specifics. But not me.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote: I'd give it a C+ (maybe B-) for action-sci-fi fare with 'The Fifth Element' holding an A.
Someone should publish a collection of good story ideas for sci-fi. ...and then beat you to death with it for thinking that pretty music video was a "A movie".
Man, Archie comic books have more story.
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Ultra Starfruit: "Wonderful smiley aside, despite thoughts to the contrary, say the big Mnificient me is ladyless, and will not meet these performers of mechanical monkey sex with embellished moans, the sandwhich proves no mre uncomfortable than a nice, cable-knit sweater."
That may be so, but I was pissing on Jason's lawn, not yours. Are you so starved for e-friction that you start taking shit meant for others??? Are you trying to be the Second Coming? If so, I have some nice martyr-blankets to sell you.
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Jason: "Fuck spelling amyway. *sborf*"
Yeah, he may have many shows under his belt, but Ted Turner he ain't.
Posted by Chase Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
e-friction!
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nim the Fanciful: That may be so, but I was pissing on Jason's lawn, not yours.
I live in Fort Lauderdale: someone was bound to do it after the clubs closed anyway.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: ??exactly?? I was going for the French sound.
The French wouldn't have put "an" in front of it though.
And "??exactly??" What on earth are you going for there, eh?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"The French wouldn't have put 'an' in front of it though."
They would if they were saying the sentence in English, other than that one word.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Don't want the fucking 'n'? HERE! Take IT!
*chuck's the 'n'*
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Mmm. . . nnn. . . ohhhhhh. . .
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Okay, I grow weary of this... another random posting of hot women.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Was 'she' born a 'he'? Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Is that a Babsie-PPG? *proomp-proomp-proomp*
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Call it "Babsie" again, and I will kill you.
And, erh, Michael, it's not that I have any objections to the images you post, but... "hot women"?
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
I spy, in my eye, something beginning with "babs"! And prtty grl.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
I'm waaarning you...
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
That's Kelly Hu... Ms. Lady Deathstrike herself from X2.
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Oh yes, wasn't she in "Martial Law" with fat chinese-cum-american cop and inplanted fights for whatever reason really, like "Watch it, gook! You almost spilled out my beer! -Beer makes body soft, my fist is hard! *krok* *baf* *whizzz* Put down on my tab that, Stan! -You got it, chief..."
I read on imdb (duh) she started practising wushu or something for the show, then took a liking for it and got picked for Deathstrike. She really is gorgeous, like doll-cute. They say symmetry in face is the international, cross-boundaries recognition of beauty.
Posted by JC Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Meh. I've masturbated to better.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Any requests then?
Posted by JC Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
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