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Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :

Swiss-Krieg

It was only a matter of time.

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

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Interior ministry spokesman Markus Amman said nobody in Liechtenstein had even noticed the soldiers, who were carrying assault rifles but no ammunition. "It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something," he said.

Er...does Switzerland even have attack helicopters?
If so, why?

Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :

Oh no. I knew those crazy Swiss were up to no good. This was just a practice run for thier enivitable plot to dominate all of Europe. [Razz]

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

I guess someone forgot to buy night vision googles and GPS maps and location devices.

Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :

Or did they? Those Swiss, eh? I always suspected that they were up to something, all that smugness and chocolate. Suspect, if you ask me.

Posted by HerbShrump (Member # 1230) on :

The Mouse That Roared.

Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :

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Originally posted by Mikey T:
I guess someone forgot to buy night vision googles and GPS maps and location devices.

That was supposed to come with their "Swiss Army Knives".

Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :

So I guessed the SWISS MISSed their true destination and ended up in another country.

See what I did there.

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Not as hot as the tennis player associated with the nickname...

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

I KNEW it had t'do with the Q-Bomb, Herb!!

Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :

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Originally posted by Jason Abbadon:
Er...does Switzerland even have attack helicopters?

I don't think they have any attack helicopters, but they do have F/A-18 Hornets and F-5E Tiger IIs.

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Ah... aren't those more powerful?

Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :

The Swiss F-18's don't have ground attack capabilities (i.e. they can't support infantry units from the air), and they stopped making Tigers 20 years ago.

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Don't diss the F-5 - it was one of them dropped that napalm in Apocalypse Now, after all.