As a friend said, "Sometimes you roll that 1. It just sucks to do it on a save vs. death."
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Can we scrape enough gold for a true resurrection?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Of all the times to miss a natural 20.
Posted by Ventriloquists Got Shot (Member # 239) on :
Goblins!
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Walk into a darkened room, get eaten by a grue. Happens every time.
Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
A little halfling enters a bar (clearly some sort of performing bard) and asks the barkeep if she can perform for the audience. The barkeep agrees and the halfling climbs the stairs and flails her arms for attention. once she intruduces herself and the quiet of the room hits her, she finds that she can not sing. not a peep. For with that familiar feeling of calm of silence, sorrow rides with. She can not even fathom the tears that flow from her eyes, the reason why she morns...
Dozens of bottles, glasses and tall pints suddenly rise into the air, a salute by all the hard working dwarves and humans, a quiet gnome and 3 elves, moon, sun and wood, all these people in the pub. All of these people who pay their honors to what they don't quite understand, but know none the less, and yet gladly pay those honors anyway...
Check out the chalkboard in the background.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Why aren't the women wearing bras?...
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Low gravity environment.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
HeHe...
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Horny cartoonist... Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
To be fair, Dora and Hanners don't really need 'em...
Posted by Ventriloquists Got Shot (Member # 239) on :
Christ.
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
No, he didn't need one.
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
Ya never know. He could have suffered from gynecomastia. All those billow robes...think about it.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
RIP Gary. And thank you for creating the content that has spawned one of the greatest computer RPG games of all time. Baldur's Gate. And while I may not be a pen and paper roleplayer, your creation has still stolen many an hour of my life.
*Salutes with +2 Mace of Disintegration.*
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
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