.... why not go for the real thing? Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Why does it always seem that teachers are the horniest people on the planet? Does this mean I'm assured to get some on a regular basis once I gain tenure? Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Her first name should've tipped the board off.
Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
dumb... thing is, it's just another jab at they arn't paid enough (was she a crackwhore?).
*sigh*
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"'It's really a shock,' Anderson said. 'She's never been involved with any disciplinary issues or anything else. She's done a very good job.'"
I hope the shocking part is not the prostitution. I mean, there's no reason why a person who is good at teaching can't also be paid money for sex. There's hardly anything mutually exclusive there.
What is surprising is that she was dumb enough to advertise on Craig's List, to use the school computers to do it, and to take off in the middle of the school day for it. All of that is asking for trouble.
"(was she a crackwhore?)"
Chalkwhore, surely.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nim: Her first name should've tipped the board off.
Hey now- my new neighbor is named "Amber" and is smokin' hot. Too bad her live-in boyfriend is an akido instructor.
Also, who names a brunette "Amber"? (shrugs)
quote:'She's never been involved with any disciplinary issues or anything else
Discipline costs extra. Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Yeah, a picture is worth a thousand words.
Or in this case, only one.... YUCK.
One of my friends says there should be a law preventing ugly people from being prostitutes. Maybe he knows something I don't? :|
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Jazon-wireless:
quote:Hey now- my new neighbor is named "Amber" and is smokin' hot. Too bad her live-in boyfriend is an akido instructor.
PLEASE HUMOR US AS TO WHY THE "AIKIDO INSTRUCTOR" PART WAS THE THING THAT FOULED UP YOUR PLAN.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Saltahna:
quote:One of my friends says there should be a law preventing ugly people from being prostitutes. Maybe he knows something I don't?
Wait...*moves glasses down on nosetip, flipping through notes*...I think there actually is a law against ugly people becoming prostitutes, it's called the law against prostitution.
Sal, does your friend dress in a stovepipe hat? Are there tails on his coat? Do you see him often getting surprised by otherwise mundane things like combustion engines and plastic cutlery?
Personally, I'd like a law preventing ugly people from paying prostitutes...OH WAIT! Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
Maybe if she paid the clients...
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Cleeeeeeeeeeeeeetuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Sal, does your friend dress in a stovepipe hat? Are there tails on his coat? Do you see him often getting surprised by otherwise mundane things like combustion engines and plastic cutlery?"
And, when he sees those things, does his monocle pop out in an amusing fashion? Because I'm pretty sure that's a necessary component of this scene.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nim: Jazon-wireless:
quote:Hey now- my new neighbor is named "Amber" and is smokin' hot. Too bad her live-in boyfriend is an akido instructor.
PLEASE HUMOR US AS TO WHY THE "AIKIDO INSTRUCTOR" PART WAS THE THING THAT FOULED UP YOUR PLAN.
No "plan" as such- if any woman you've just met talks only in plurals and drops little verbal cues like "my boyfriend's at Akido just now" it's a good bet that she wont be romanticly linked to you in this reality.
That pic is seriously non-sexy but no one's mug shot is. Besides, somewhere onine there is a guy thinking "Man, she's sooo hot!"
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