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Posted by becky (Member # 2187) on :
 
hello i have some time for you now.

I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU POOR PEOPLES FROM MY UNCLE TED WHO HAS BEEN IN THE ARMY.

This is to help you people who are poor or cant't afford water sterilzation for drinking or wounds.

IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? I don't believe in spoon feeding and people can do their own research or not.I find helping people to be a thankless task and the simplest fool can ask more questions in 1 hour then the 12 wise people could answer in 24 hours....ok?
I am here to show how it can made.That is all.
It will take a long time to make by this method but this is not for MTV attention span people but will be of very HIGH quality due to very low current flow of less 0.0003 Amps.
As you all know i am very innovative, clever and smart and can think like no other.This inspires me and makes think like no other.
I can think those thoughts which no other can think and think what cannot be thought by ordinaries.
i am not elitist but humbly explaining myself.
i am very tight with money and although i have considered buying a moderatorship here with a thousand dollar contribution,the urge has not over whelmed me yet.my uncle says this could make more responsible and make me less wayward and away from boys could lead me astray.

in any case i am going to help the poor people here with a very clever and innovative idea here which is very low cost and will upset Big Pharma and make me a target for sales people.
now to the matter at hand.

Me and my Uncle Ted tested the output of solar garden lights and they give out an output voltage from 7 v to 13 volts depending on model and this is usually pulsed rapidly.
( i used a diode capacitor smoothing filter to measure voltage.
(optional:- you can either smooth it using a diode/capacitor or just leave it as is says my Uncle Ted.)
simply remove the led and attach your 2 silver wires which should be spaced by 1 inch to 2 inches apart.
insert paralll silver wires into a glass beaker filled with boiled water.
colloidal silver will be produced very slowly and of very high quality by a solar garden light.
the whole thing can be build out of the garden solar light including attaching the silver wires to THE HOUSING!

only costs $2 for solar garden light plus silver rods which cost $20 i think.Uncle Ted says the price of silver can go down and up.
it can be left next to the window...MAKE SURE WATER FILLED BEAKER IS SHIELDED FROM THE SUN to avoid degrading colloidal silver.use silver paper or cardboard,etc.

the pulsed very low current 7 to 13 voltage spikes will produce very small particles of silver.

some solar lights produce about 7 or 8 volts and some 13 volts.
but in any case this IS very cheap and effective way of doing it.
also instead of removing the led altogether just cut one the led's legs and use the output from their to connect to the silver wire rods.
in effect the led will be in series with one of the rods and will give a visual indication of current flowing through the water.
It will take a long time to make but this is not for MTV attention span people.Coolidel silver can sterilize water and be used on wounds says Uncle Ted and be drunk too.It can kill bacteria.Silver eleasetepplaste is used in wounds.

drinking water in battle can be hard to get.He invented this.i have improved it.

I am NOT here to debate colloidal silver MERITS.OK?

IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? I don't believe in spoon feeding and people can do their own research or not.I find helping people to be a thankless task and the simplest fool can ask more questions in 1 hour then the 12 wise people could answer in 24 hours....ok?

Me and my Uncle Ted have given you people a contribution which my uncle says can give you sterile water in the desert or the jungle or if you liv in the woods ior a caravan or trailer.
 
Posted by becky (Member # 2187) on :
 

 
Posted by Dukhat (Member # 341) on :
 
Before this thread gets locked and your profile gets deleted, let me take this time to quickly say that you're hot. [Wink]
 
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
What.
 
Posted by bX (Member # 419) on :
 
Wacky. Potentially interesting link.

I remain semi-baffled.
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
Bye Becky.
 
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
Oh and now I know for sure this is esecallum, since he also used the term Big Pharma in other threads, and has expressed his unorthodox views on medicine in on other sites.
 
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
 
Could be, but good ol' E said something on their blog about wearing bras causing breast cancer, or making it more likely or a tornado happen or something.
 
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
Okay, so I've skimmed through that, and I've come to the conclusion that:

1. I've killed more than a few brain cells by doing so.

2. This doesn't belong in DAC.
 
Posted by Josh (Member # 1884) on :
 
And for the love of god, it should be "Uncle Ted and I" not "Me and Uncle Ted"
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
Not in her world, man.
 
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
 
quote:
i am very tight with money and although i have considered buying a moderatorship here with a thousand dollar contribution,the urge has not over whelmed me yet.

I'm relatively sure that Charles just drafts the mods here...similar to how a dingo steals a baby.

I know the true story of how dingos steal babies. My Uncle Bob and I discovered it. I'd tell you, but WHY SHOULD I SPOON FEED YOU INFORMATION? Well you know what? Because I'm feeling generous today, I'll tell you becky.

See, dingos are not only common in Australia, but also in the Appalachian region of the United States. If they sense that there's a baby around they use their telekinetic powers to make the parents leave their BABY on the rocking chair on the front porch right next to the butter churn. The dingo then takes the baby...we're not entirely sure what the babies are used for, but we're sure that some of them become mods on internet forums like this one. BUT DON'T WORRY! THERE IS A WAY TO PREVENT THIS!!! All you do is make sure that you have 7-13 volts from a solar garden lamp running through your tinfoil hat, because THE CURRENT IN THE HAT WILL RENDER THE DINGO'S POWERS USELESS!!!!

There, I have shared this very important information with you becky. You better be thankful.
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Your Uncle Ted... His last name isn't "Kaczynski", by any chance, is it?
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
So esecallum is responsible for both Becky and that sick bot from a few months back that built posts out of other posts, like some borg scavenger. Becky's entire post repeats itself allover.
Isn't colloidial silver the thing that turns people's skin blue? Does Esecallum want to shove colloidial silver down people's throats and then push them down the stairs, to protect them from terrible secret of space?
 
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
 
Yes. Yes she does. And then claim it was a "SECRET" and then expose said "SECRET" using bad grammar and unusual typos.

Of course I may be wrong, but I doubt it. I was right about the new Enterprise and her non rotating nacelles.
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
First up, I really doubt that it's a "she" in any respect.

quote:
I'm relatively sure that Charles just drafts the mods here...similar to how a dingo steals a baby.
I think he has Andrew steal the babies via trained dingos and has the pack raise them to become moderators.
quote:
Could be, but good ol' E said something on their blog about wearing bras causing breast cancer, or making it more likely or a tornado happen or something.

Maybe they cause titty-twisters?

Possibly he/she/shim overdosed on the 'ol "colloidal silver" and went batshit crazy....or maybe someone gave him some mercury or something.
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
I will not go quietly into the night, and turn into colloidial papa smurf here. I will resist Colonel Becky to my last ounce of strength.
JOEs, musk up!
 
Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
 
The only musk becky can 'partake' is from my ass...

preferably unwillingly...
 
Posted by HopefulNebula (Member # 1933) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Josh:
And for the love of god, it should be "Uncle Ted and I" not "Me and Uncle Ted"

Yes, but THAT'S NOT UNDERSTOOD.
 


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