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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

http://home.collegeclub.com/bigron24/americanpride.html

Riiiiight ...

All blacks are criminals. Whites who act like blacks (also called "Wiggers") are traitors to the white race. If women don't want babies, instead of having aboritions, they should keep their "slutty" bodies to themselves. If a black is ever elected President, the world will cave in. Gays are sinful, and shows which promote the "gay-lifestyle" (like NBC's "will & grace") are just as bad.

Maybe this belongs in the Flameboard. Anyway ...

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Oh, believe me, this belongs on the flameboard. It'll wind up there eventually anyway.

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Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

This is when I say, "KILL ALL THOSE UGLY, F@#*ING, IGNORANT, DIRTY, CONFEDERATE BASTARD ASSES!"

I have no time for any of them.

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Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Oh yeah, that says something.

I hate people who hate! They should be killed!

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

They should be displayed so that all can laugh at their ignorance.

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

It'd be less scary if there wasn't just the extremely tiniest bit of validity to it.

I mean, have you SEEN these white kids that dress like 'gangstas?' With their balcaps on sideways and their pants' butts handing down around their knees? They DO look like idiots, though I wouldn't call them 'traitors,' because I think that EVERYBODY who dresses that way looks as though they're missing a large portion of their cerebellum.

But so do Goths, and "body modifiers."
I call those the 'You want fries with that?' Looks.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Euh, I can't see his real face, the colours are all encrypted in some ingenious way. No, wait... *negativizes image*
Aah, I now have a face for "Prejudiced, drunken hick".

Aaand...he has a picture of his flexed bicep on the bottom of the page. I feel sorry for him, I do.

This guy will do more good for society by keeping that site up, hehe. As a deterrent...

Can someone please post that picture unscrambled? You have to see the look on his face.

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A narrow and a tall one.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"Anyone with the common sense that God gave them knows being gay is wrong, but if you come out and say so, you are immediately called close minded and a homophobe. Well, Id like to proclaim myself the biggest homophobe on the planet!"

Phobia [pho�bi�a] noun. a strong fear or anxiety without a good reason about a thing, activity, or situation.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Its lovely to see how often you yell prejudices at someone who is prejudiced.

These people don't deserve hate(I don't think anyone does), rather, they deserve pity.

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Until they drag a Gay man behind a truck. Or beat up a black man in front of his family.

They don't deserve pity, nor do I have the desire to defend him as you do Jeff. This level of Ignorance is not acceptable, nor is it not their fault. They are exposed to enough of the world to see that they are wrong, and that their closemindedness is absolutely, wholehardedly and ultimately disgusting, wrong and pathetic.

There is little lower than these ignorant, biased, racist, bigot pieces of trash, and there's very little there for me to pity, for it's their fault.

We're in a world now where we can see the other half, the other side of the fence, and there's no reason for garbage like this to be this way.

Pity, no. I'll save my pity for someone who can't change their circumstances, thank you.

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Irony ensues.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

I in no way defended him. I certainly think he's an idiot. However, I will say that he have a right to say what he believes, but to see other people spew venom and hatred just as easily as he does bothers me.

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

It's a religious thing, guys. We're incapable of actually hating anyone.

Although I do think he deserves a good boot to the head...

Oh, and UM, love your new .sig, but perhaps you've never heard of sarcasm?

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Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

"It's a religious thing, guys. We're incapable of actually hating anyone."

*BARFS* Yeah, and you only support the death penalty because you want the murderers to go to heaven earlier.

First: Do you personally know anybody who dress like goths? Well, I do, and oftentimes these people are in honors classes or are excellent artists. It's one thing to say you don't like the way they dress, it's another to say those people are generally idiots.

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Every single "goth" that I've ever met falls within the category of "I'm a lonely teenager, who thinks differently than everybody else (never mind the fact that evryone does) so if I dress with fishnet stockings, I can be a part of a group that accepts me, and people will be able to label me! YEAH LABEL ME!! I'M A GOTH!!! WOOHOO!!!! I'M A PERSON WITH NO UNIQUE IDENTITY, AND I NEED TO BE CONFINED TO THIS ROLE!!!!"

FIFTH PERIOD GYM CLASS SUCKS!!!! THE MYSTICAL NETHERWORLD OF SATAN RULES!!!!"

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Irony ensues.

Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

Quite obviously you don't know any of them. Does it make you feel better to know that they're inferior? Well, good, because you're only one degree lesser than that Big Ron.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Big Ron has every right to say what he does. He does not need to be dragged into the street and shot. He's got as much right to say what he does as the KKK has to stage a rally. Nevermind that the intelligent world (Democrat AND Republican and everyone else intelligent) go to his web page when in the need of a good laugh

But seriously. If Big Ron wants to post his stuff, hey, that's fine, 'cuz it can always get posted here and people can make fun of it (and him, of course), because, hey, he does deserve to be made fun of.

JeffR is correct in that Big Ron has the right to speak out. I don't think JeffR is defending Big Ron as much as he is defending Big Ron's Constitutional right to said free speech. Just as people have a right to burn the American flag, or say that a certain US President smoked crack (or got a hummer in the Oval Office), they've got the right to do this.

Anyhoo. To make a long post short (TOO LATE!), isn't this guy a laugh riot? (Because, keeping in with the "free speech" thing, everyone here is allowed to call Big Ron whatever we damn well please)

UM: I like your sig! I've been using it too!

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Tora: I DO know that there's a difference between BEING an idiot and only LOOKING like an idiot, thank you.

That's why I said they LOOK like idiots.

And I WOULD know, having been black-clothed and pasty-faced for a brief part of my adolescence. Not that you'd EVER be able to tell it now.

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Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :

*whistle*
Looks like someone pissed in the gene pool...
You know, this site is almost "too perfect", are you sure this isn't some elaborate staging of dramatic irony?
And why IS the picture of him distorted so he looks black?

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Either way, anybody who feels the need to conform to a group as a way of expressing their individuality, is disturbingly sad.

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I've always found that humorously ironic. "I'm unique, just like everyone else!" :-)

"But so do Goths, and 'body modifiers.'"

Unfortunately, my girlfriend falls into the category of people w/ that apparent psychological imbalance that induces them to poke holes in themselves and plug the wounds w/ metal shards to prevent proper healing (commonly known as "piercing"). Fortunately, though, she's never gone any further than her ears, and I've made it quite clear that anything else she tries will be met w/ nothing but total disgust and revulsion on my part... :-)

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Can't someone post Big John's picture here? He looks like he found a bull that pissed Jack Daniels.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

Let's see if I can remember html...

.... nope. UBB instead?

D'OH!!
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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

IMG SRC="image URL" placed in <>

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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

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[fixed image tag, but the image doesn't seem to be there]

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Capitalise the .JPG and that should do it. . .

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

AIEEE!!! Christ that's big. And ugly.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

If you invert the colors, you'll find out he's nekked

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Upholding the fine tradition of moonshine, he is!

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Good gravy, that's a scary picture.

And when you revert the colors to normal, he kinda looks like the star from the movie Rudy.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

TSN: Oh my god, your girlfriend actually has her ears pierced? Jesus H Christ! Freak!

Actually, I've never quite gotten people who "dress differently". Mainly because I worringly spend ages getting dressed, to make sure I look half-way decent, in a "I don't care what I wear" kind of way. I am a woman, obviously.

And I have a load, overbearing personality, and say the wrong things at the wrong time, with hilarious results. Who needs to stab themselves?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, each of her ears is pierced about four or five times, and she's still planning more...

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I saw a guy once who had his nostrils, ears, and nipples pierced, and had chains linking each piercing.

And I thought to myself, "That poor bastard better hope he never gets in a fight. Somebody will grab those chains, and... owie."

Then I saw the guy with the snake fetish who had his teeth filed and his tongue surgically cleaved. SICK.

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

To say nothing of guys who have had their penile foreskin pierced.

Ow.

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Well, Jordan brought up penile foreskin piercings, so I'll bring up something that probably hurts just as much: Prince Albert piercings!

OUCH!

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

And I'll bring up my lunch.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

I saw a guy in the paper who had removed all his teeth and inserted steel ones. He had the world record, I think.
Also, there's some weird thing going on where they just cut off all the foreskin, just let it rip! Crazy, man, crazy! In some countries they even do it on women, ha!
Of course, the girls lose the whole clitoris and stuff, plus they can get infected in a heartbeat.

And everybody knows that the whole tradition started so as to preclude masturbation, but the men can cheat.

Well this IS the flameboard, and I AM technically already in my pyjamas, so...

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Here lies a toppled god,
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Funny, third time this week I started a new page in a thread.

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Ain't we the trend setter, eh?

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Oooh, nice sarcasm.

"Of course, the girls lose the whole clitoris and stuff".

Typical eh? The women lose it, and it's up to the men to find it. And it's always in the last place you look.

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-Bubbles

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Right next to the G-Spot?

** ducks and covers **

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Yes you do that, because I was being serious...

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Yeah. Female circumcision, a horrible process that amounts to mutilation.

- Dogbert

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I know. I was being lighthearted. Doesn't mean I don't think it's sick and disgusting. And probably bloody painful.

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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

'Bout like male circumcision, at that...

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Hardly. Circumcision doesn't cause a male pain later in his life, while female circumcision, IIKWITA, is a constant health risk.

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Actually, male circumcision has been known to cause later pain, especially if it's botched.

One of those 'boy raised as a girl' cases that have been in the news recently was the result of a botched circumcision.

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

I wonder if they trimmed things down a little too far.... OUCH!!!!

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

I do NOT intend to flame the hole jewish religion, let's nip that one in the bud right there, but I want to know, in a jewish family, is circumsition optional?

Because, the only way I see it, to get a boy to willingly go through with it, if he didn't do it as an infant of course, is to feed him with the sense that he really won't BE a man until they've removed a piece of him. That's what I hear often, the "passing into manhood" thing...

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, a correctly-done male circumcision doesn't cause problems. Whereas, a correctly-done female circumcision... well, I'm not sure there is such a thing...

BTW, for future reference, the clitoris is on the outside, and the G-spot is on the inside. They're not next to each other. :-)

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

And I think the exact spot can vary a little from girl to girl. They're tricky that way.

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

They're tricky in a lot more ways than that, believe me.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Apparently, 50% of hetrosexual girls prefer a circumcised penis, 49% preferer uncircumcised, and 1% don't care.

*cough*

Yay!

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Uhhhh....
*mustn't run away, mustn't runa away....!*
Nevermind.

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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

As far as I know circumcision is supposed to make sex less enjoyable by removing pressure sensitive cells on the foreskin.

Circumcision carried out on a baby, male or female, is inexcusable, as the baby has no choice in the matter, and is mutilated because of someone else's beliefs. If, on the other hand, the person decides to have it done later in life (when they have successfully been brainwashed into believing they're holier if they are cut), well, it's their own choice.

Hang on a sec, how did circumcision rear it's ugly head (!) on this thread?

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

In some African countries (mostly Muslim), female circumscision is done as a cultral thing. There are some other cases where the labia is sown together as a ways to prefent pre-marital sex and or rape. Either which way, it's pretty hidious for the girl involved.

Now as for male circumsision - well there is a case made for it as it seems that males who are cut have lesser risk of certain types of penile cancer than males who aren't. And in my opinion, well, circumsised penises are, well, more asthethically apealling to me than not.

*ugh*

I'm shutting up now.

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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

I was under the impression that female circumcision was the sewing together of the labia.

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

No, during the early colonial times here they would snip the clitoris off the woman, during the time that they thought men would die if they had sex too often.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

No, circumcision is, by definition, cutting something off.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Keep in mind that there is a, er, subtler form of "female circumcision" that involves just taking a bit of skin. There are a few different practices that fall under that label.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Gurgeh: From "american nationalism" to "ethnic groups" to "wanting to belong to certain controversial groups that pierce", to flat-out circumsition.
I had no problem talking about Herr Ron there, but this is interesting too.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, yes, circumcision could be just the removal of the foreskin (yes, women have one, too). I expect removal of the clitoris would be better described as a clitorectomy...

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

You = expert.
That fact = disturbing.
This thread = wrong.

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Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Magnus, you are hardly one to talk about things disturbing.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Magnus, if you check my examination of this thread's progress you'll find this is a perfectly ordinary development for threads of this type.
Now, I can't say to 100% exactly how prude you are, so simply cry out when things get to scary for you and we'll use baby talk to discuss the little fireman and other filthy things, okiedokie?

TSN: Did you mean (Here I go again, UM) inner labia? Can those be removed without consequenses? Is it common??

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

To balance out the awfulness in this ungodly thread, I shall display images of happiness and joy.

Horrible, horrible things occur when searching for flower pictures. FLOWERS ARE NOT GAY PORN!!!!!!!!

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

No, but if you believe Yahoo and other search engines, George W. Bush is a "dumb motherfucker" ... did anyone else see that?

Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :

....Hmmm, although it is noticeable that in other words, flowers are "plant genitals."
Just something to keep in mind...humans must be the only species that regularly gives itself genitals of another species on special occasions.
Now whats the symbolism of "that"?

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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

Now that is a good point.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Anyone seen Pink Floyd's The Wall?

Nimrod: No, from what I understand, there's a separate foreskin that covers the clitoris. Although, contrary to what UM might say, I am not an expert by any stretch of the imagination, so I can't really be sure. :-)

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Those are VERY pretty images, Magnus! Pretty indeed!
Buuut I think in the interest of our forumers health, we must enter your home and expose you to various forms of porn and erotica, four hours a day for two weeks. You know, to break down the barriers. No need to worry, the walls will be padded so you can't accidentally kill yourself.
After that, all will be well, you'll see.
Who knows, perhaps you'll even dare to open your eyes when you wee-wee. And take off the earmuffs when you do Number 2. We will have a great time!!!

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

I'm beggining to suspect i'm amongst a group of hentais (perverts).

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I'm sorry ... starting to believe?

Hey, somebody needs to add that to the FAQ: we are all perverts.

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

*L* Ummm, well speak for yourself. I may like dick but I am NOT a hentai!

Or maybe I am. *gives up, tosses hat into hentai ring*

There. happy? :-)

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I do believe we've all forgotten the wholesomeness of the bowler. Let us sit back, and admire the derby in all it's English glory.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Whilst playing with ourselves

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

You are all ecchi!

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Though it will go without saying ten minutes into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is insensitive or inflammatory is to miss our intentions and pass undue judgement, and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...) Just Kidding
So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.
P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypus. We at View Askew respect the noble platypus and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you and enjoy the show.

-View Askew disclaimer "DOGMA"

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Shush or you'll get the porn as well, this time Clockwork Orange-style. You'll talk. They ALL talk.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Y'know, that "Whilst playing with ourselves" comment actually made me laugh aloud... *L*

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Hmm. Doesn't hentai actually refer to only cartoon porn? (Those wacky Japanese eh? One of the few contries in the world where business men can get away with reading porn on the train.)

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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

Type "hentai" into a search engine (with the family filter off) and you'll find out pretty quickly what it means.

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*Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone*
*Bed made from solid stone explodes*
Fist of the North Star

[This message has been edited by Gurgeh (edited January 31, 2001).]