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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
http://www.dhmo.org/
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
[cunning reference to other old things on the internet removed for being insufficiently cunning]
 
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Though there's the seed of a good chemistry department joke in my head.
 
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
 
Yeah, I hate those "Edited by" signs too. :.)

quote:
Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

- as an industrial solvent and coolant
- in nuclear power plants
- by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels
- by elite athletes to improve performance
- in the production of Styrofoam
- in biological and chemical weapons manufacture

Gah! Finally, the last piece of the puzzle that incriminates Flare's very own plastic robber baron! And the navy is in on it too. Who knew that Matrix and Hobbes could be wolves in sheep-gowns...
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
I'm dihydrogen-monoxiding my pants!
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
All your dihydrogen-monoxide's belong to us. Or something. Simon's right, this is hard.
 
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
 
Oh go wear a brownshirt at a dress party.
 
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Nim':
Yeah, I hate those "Edited by" signs too. :.)

quote:
Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

- as an industrial solvent and coolant
- in nuclear power plants
- by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels
- by elite athletes to improve performance
- in the production of Styrofoam
- in biological and chemical weapons manufacture

Gah! Finally, the last piece of the puzzle that incriminates Flare's very own plastic robber baron! And the navy is in on it too. Who knew that Matrix and Hobbes could be wolves in sheep-gowns...
Where is Styrofoamman anyway?
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
He last posted in November, but his posting frequency really dropped off around the start of June last year. Liz (not Beth) last posted in March of last year. I guess the plastic manufacturing business picked up, Trek-RPG shaped up, and/or the new bouncing bundle of joy is a handful.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Tsk. If Lee can shirk his family responsibilities and post here, I think everyone else ever can.
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
Right, that's you on the compulsory babysitting list.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Excellent. Another child I can force into watching Dragon Ball Z, playing Mario Kart and learning how to do chokeslams.

I'm the best uncle ever.
 
Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :
 
I take my 14 year old cousin out for drinks and dancing - I am the 'cool aunt' and i'm not even an aunt really....
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
You're off the list!
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Which one of us?
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
Not you.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
So it's "no" to the dancing, "yes" to the tombstone piledrivers?
 
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
"Another child I can force into watching Dragon Ball Z, playing Mario Kart..."

Another child that can beat you. Give it up, Bowser.
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Pft. Bring it on, bitch, is what I say.
 
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
 
To toddlers?
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
If they are questioning my 133t driving skills, then yes.
 
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
 
Your mouth is too fast for your feet, boy.
 
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
 
Th3 b0dy cr4v3s b33r!
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
And lady touching.
 


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