Now if only they could get the Marijuana Party and the Sex Party to merge, and be endorsed by the NRA, you'd have a [i]great[/] government.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"You want to teach children how to masturbate, and you want to encourage sex workers, and you want to get nurses to help older folk have sex. Not even in a movie have I heard of such degrading, gross and vulgar sexually related ideals."
You, sir, have not been watching the right movies.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I'm amazed that someone actually used the word "flabberghasted."
And "teaching children how to masterbate"? Kids have trouble adding things up, with learning how to spell, with pointing out their own country on a globe, but I don't think that there are many 14 year old boys wandering around saying "goshdarnit, I really wish someone would teach me how to give my monkey a good spanking. I just can't get the hang of it."
Interesting fact: Apparently having sex in public over here is not an illegal act by itself. It only becomes illegal if it is witnessed by someone who can claim to be outraged. So no use wandering along to the police station to report two people getting it on in Toys R Us if you're only "mildly offended".
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Oh, not that again. Look, we tried to be discreet. . .
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
It didn't work. Unfortunately, I was merely "disgusted" and "inconvenienced" by the act, not "outraged", so I couldn't do anything. Pity, as I really wanted that Unicron...
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Fine, next time we'll involve a goat, three ducks and a hamster in the proceedings. Will that do?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Next time charge �35 to watch it. Then I will be outraged.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Yes. That kind of action should be at least £100.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
Repealing laws against public nudity will *not* encourage sexual activity. It will in fact turn most people off of sex since the only ones walking around naked will likely be those who have no business doing so.
If Alyssa Milano cares to move to Canada in order to take part in this new freedom, however, I have no objections.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cartman: Yes. That kind of action should be at least £100.
Well, they start off cheap, but keep re-billing you untill cancelled...
Posted by Captain Boh (Member # 1282) on :
Those crazy "Other" parties. I bet they were all part of the plan...
Posted by Captain Boh (Member # 1282) on :