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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Here it is, my first Guestcom!

And last, but certainly not the least...

From Saba's sight, just click on the pic.

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Paris should know that when he is pointing at someone, three of his fingers are pointing at himself........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

I'm a better Ensign then you'll ever be, Harry!!

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*hasn't done this in a while...*

Tom: "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HALLWAY!"

*wonders who's going to kill him first for that*

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"You're a looney."
-Graham Chapman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[This message was edited by TSN on March 21, 1999.]

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :

Tom: "I SAID PULL MY FINGER!"

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Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :

Mr. Paris is seen here rehearsing for his role as T-1000 in the Voyager crew's remake of Terminator 2: Judgement Day...

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :

Tom: "Thief! Thief!"

Tuvok: (running down the corridor) "What happened, Mr. Paris?"

Tom: "That alien stole my purse!"

*silence*

Tuvok: "You carry a purse, Mr, Paris?"

Tom: "Well, uhhhh... It's European."

*more silence*

Tuvok: *raises eyebrow* "Of course it is..."

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Paris practicing for the day when he becomes Captain.

Paris: Engage! No, that doesn't sound right. Engage! No...

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Risk is our business! That's what this starship is all about....that's why we're aboard her!"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Harry drops his PADD

Tom: HA ha! (In N.M. voice)

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'Not the sponge, not the sponge!'
-Marty Crane

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

"I command you to take your clothes off!"

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The Unknown Vulcan

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Little is it known that Tom Paris, when alone, likes to pretend he is Zephram Cochrane's statue

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With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all
irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Tom: Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

Paris: "And I can cook flapjacks with my feet too!!"

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"Truth is cheap, information costs."

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Tom: LOOK!! A Purple alien with green spots on your shoulder!!

Janeway turns to look...Tom runs away and escapes another one of her scoldings.

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My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Tom: "And then he says 'and that's a DOUBLE dumb ass on you!' 'Double dumb ass!' I love that line!"

Voyager Command Crew: "Zzzzzzzzz. . ."

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Paris: I'm warning you B'Elanna, you will not tell anyone about my heamerroids.(sp)

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"YOU SMEG!"

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Harry: Tag, you're it

Paris: No, you cheated I don't want to be it, NO! NO! NO!

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"YOU SMEG!"

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Harry: Face it Tom, I got a date with Jenny Delaney and you didn't.

Paris: Yeah, well......I'm just taller than you, so there!

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"YOU SMEG!"

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*Paris finally goes space-happy*

Paris: "Phone Home! Phone Home! T.P. Phone Home!"

Harry: "He's been like this all day, Captain."

Paris: "Owwch... Elliot..."

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*I only SEEM Normal*

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

*obscure Capcom mode on*

Paris: You're out of order! This whole trial is out of order!

*obscure Capcom mode off*

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Paris: "Oh yeah? Well you're not allowed to rent here anymore!"

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"I'll turn everything around and confuse you. I'll fix it so you can't remember what was true."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Paris: No, don't tell me what to do young man. Don't you DARE speak back to me again. Dare to point at me huh? GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!! No curry for you tonight.

*Sorry Daryus....*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Paris suffers the the often plague of trying to come up with a good comeback to an insult...

Paris:...Yeah, well...er...um, You're mom is ugly too!

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Paris: *unmoving* "Ohhhhhh aaaaaaa."

Chakotay: "What did he say?"

Janeway: "It sounded like 'oil can'..."

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

I want YOU for Starfleet.

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Paris: "Yeah, I know how to get there from here. You go into that turbo-lift, ask for Deck 1, and when the door opens, she'll be the self-righteous one in the center chair."

Heavily-armed alien intruder: "Thanks, you've been most helpful."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Tom does his impression of Harry Enfield's comedy creation Loadsamoney. . . Plasterer of Paris, as it were! 8)

Tom: "OI, YOU! Shut your mouth and take a look at my WAD!"

Harry: "What wad? You're not holding anything!"

Tom: "Uh, well, we don't actually have money anymore, so. . ."

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Tom: "I tell you! It wasn't me who endangered our interspecies relations this time! It was him! It was Harry who fell for the beautiful alien officer! I just blocked off Tuvok's investigation and was a somewhat volontary participant in an interspecies incident! But it was all his fault I tell you!"

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Paris: "She's a witch! Burn her!"

Janeway: "What was that, Mr. Paris?!"

Paris: "Erm... I was, uh... just practicing for our performance of Monty Python and the Holy Grail..."

Janeway: "Oh?"

Paris: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

Janeway: "Security? Please escort Mr. Paris to the brig."

Paris: "D'oh!"

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Go Go Gadget Phaser........ *water squirts out* ........ I really have to get those gadgets fixed......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on March 26, 1999.]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

They call me MISTER SALAMANDER....

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"Breen. Try saying it. Bre-een. Rolls nicely off the tongue, doesn't it?"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Paris: "Yeah, so's my mother! Oh, wait, that's not right, is it...?"

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Paris: "Remember, Chakky, you're the queen! Erm, never mind."

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

And the Winner is...

Xentrick, with his directions to the alien...

Hee hee hee

Runners up are Tahna with is first post, and Vorlon for the "Pull my finger" joke.
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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...

[This message was edited by Jeff Raven on March 28, 1999.]

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Hey, thanks!