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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

QUAIL, MORTALS!

The doom that was foretold has come to pass. After you lot successfully weathered my TOS barrage, you had my gander up well and proper, and no mistake. Therefore I have no option but to subject you to my most merciless assault yet, a flood of publicity photos and press shots!

Smug git.

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Ryan: "Mine."

Farrell: "Mine."

Ryan: "Mine!"

Farrell: "Mine!"

Ryan: "MINE!!"

Farrell: "MINE!!"

Dorn: "You both win."

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :

Reporter: "Mr. Dorn, I see you've brought your own entertainment for the evening..."

Dorn: "Yeah!"

Reporter: "I see. You think you can handle these two beauties?"

Dorn: "A Klingon's pleasure threshold is much higher than a Human's... It will be a glorious battle!"

*girls giggle*

Reporter: "Huh?"

Dorn: *grabs Ryan's rear* "Qa'pla!!"

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Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

*Michael Dorn presents the Paramount executives with his concept photo for "Star Trek X: Worf Gets All the Women"*

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Dorn: Hmmm........ Frakes gets Crosby and Sirtis, and I get Ryan and Farrell...... we must be the two luckiest men on Earth........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Dorn: ladies, I'm going to teach you about the"Buckwheat Sandwich".

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Dramatis Personae

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Dorn: "It's good to be the king."

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"The record of my unspeakable crimes, in previous lives, in previous times, indelibly stains the pages of history."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :

Dorn: "Santa was VERY good to me this year... Unwrapping them was my favorite part." *smug grin*

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

[This message was edited by The Vorlon on March 29, 1999.]

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :

Dorn: "Whoa, I think that fish I had at dinner was a little undercooked..."

Farrel: "Why do you say that?"

Dorn: "There's a funny feeling in my stomach..."

Ryan: "Oh my God! I can feel it swimming around in there!"

Dorn: "Next time, I'll have to remember to chew my food more."

*hysterical laughter follows*

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Dorn: If you need to find someone and don't know the number, dial 411 for directory assistance. Just look at me, before 411, I was a very lonely person. Thanks to 411, I've got my hands full...........

Girls: oooooooohhhhh........

Dorn: So dial 411, to reach out, and touch someone, literally. 50 cents per call, you must be 18 years of age or older.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on March 29, 1999.]

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

ok, you've already said it

Dorn has to be the luckiest man in the world

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Alamaraine, count to four...

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

As The Risa Beach Boys sing: "Two girls for ev-ry boyyy!"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Michael Dorn: "I just want to say to all those guys in high school who beat me up because they thought I was a Drama Club sissy, now who's laughing?"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Ryan: "Michael, if your left hand doesn't move itself up right now, my left hand will take the short route to your back..."

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Dorn: Hehehe

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"We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
-- John F. Kennedy

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's maybeline.

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"Truth is cheap, information costs."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

"Today is a good day to die---of exhaustion!"

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

After the phto op, Dorn found his wallet was missing.

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Parallax

Posted by Zathras (Member # 87) on :

Publicist: "O.J.! Stop it at once! We're supposed to be rehabilitating you in the public image, and here you are out cavorting! You have to appear penitent..."

O.J.: *sigh* "Gee, OK, I'll take a stab at it..."

Ryan: "Er, what did he just say?"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Rick Berman: Okay, we're down to our final three for the role of super-babe, erm, I mean independent strong woman Seven Of Nine.

Jeri Taylor: Hmm. It's going to be tough to pick. There's just one problem Rick. Well, two actually. One's working for DS9, and the other's a GOD DAMN MAN!

Rick: Okay. So you're saying...lose Ryan and hirer Mikey then?

Jeri: Rick, meet Mr board with a nail in it. *twack*

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 05, 1999.]

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

At the 'Which Trek is better awards' the DS9, TNG and Voyager contestents, find the TOS's entrant Nichelle Nichols' fan dance from TFF, rather... amusing.

Dorn: Whats next?
Farrel: Sirtis and McFadden are Mud wrestling...
Dorn: Should be good...

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Alamaraine, count to four...

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Farrell: So, who was that lady who had her arms around you in that photo?

Dorn: *Gulp........*

Ryan: No need to worry. It would be nice to have another playmate......

Dorn: *Grin........*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

The photographer hears this after snapping the shot:

Ryan: *lowering hand* Well, that's certainly not irrelevant!

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My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

[This message was edited by Jay on April 01, 1999.]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Terry moonlights as a private escort...Jeri's just there cuz she enjoys it!

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Crowd: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Michael, Happy Birthday to you....... *applause*

*big birthday cake is rolled in, Dorn blows out all the candles, then Marina pops out of the Cake*

Dorn: Marina!!! What a wonderful surprise, this is going to be a wonderful night........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

The winner is Jay. Runners-up are Elim Garak - a first? - and Antagonist, because - again - Jenny says so. Well, she got it and I didn't. . .

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Yes!! Thank you, thank you very much

*does a little dance*

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*jumps up and down excitedly* 'Tis a first! Thank you!

*never thought he could be so excited about being a runner-up at something...*

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on April 06, 1999.]