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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

No, there haven't been 100 CapComs, although it sometimes seems like it whenever I tabulate the results - but yesterday was the first anniversary! So, a return to the classic name. . .

Er. . .

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

Keiko: "Eww, icky! Get it away from me!"

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The Unknown Vulcan

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Keiko: "Hm... Kinda slimy, isn't he? Couldn't you towel him off a little first?"

O'Brien: *thinks* Great. Another mouth to feed. Just the more often that I'll have to fix the replicator...

Shakaar: *thinks* I wonder if there's any way I could get around to the other side while Nerys still has her legs up like that...?

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

Miles: "Keiko, I really need to, uh, fix something. Can I go now?"

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The Unknown Vulcan

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Keiko: Miles, he has your father's eyes...

Miles: Dear, take those things out of his mouth!

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Miles: Uh, Keiko... the midwife is eating our child's brain...

Keiko: That's it! That's the last time we hire a Bajoran zombie for anything!

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Angelic-Looking Kira: *feels the attention has now shifted away from her and toward this infidel child* "I've received a message from the Prophets!"

Shakaar: "Really?"

Kirayoshi: *cries*

Bajoran Nun-Lady: "Do share, child."

Kirayoshi: *cries*

O'Brien: "Wormhole Aliens-"

Kirayoshi: *cries*

Keiko: "Oh really! That's so interesting!"

Kira: "Well, no. Made you look."

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on April 05, 1999.]

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Keiko: "Mine-mine-mine!"

Miles the Engineer: "So, that's where babies come from!"

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Kira crying: Oh no back to those HEELS!

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Alamaraine, count to four...

Posted by Zathras (Member # 87) on :

Alexander Siddig (offscreen): "You think her acting was bad there? You should have seen the way she carried on when she gave birth for real! She said she was never sleeping with me again - Ha! As if she could resist! Ohshit. I think she heard me. . ."

[This message was edited by Zathras on April 08, 1999.]

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Nurse person: For this special award, I'd like to thank the Academy, my producer, and of course the director.

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To make an apple pie from scratch, we must first invent the universe.

~Carl Sagan

[This message was edited by Jay on April 08, 1999.]

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Kira: AhCHOO!!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by jh on :

Shakar: Huh, fetal-transport, yeah right. Whatever. You slept with Miles, didn't you?!

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"A screaming comes across the sky..."

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Shakar: FINALLY!!!

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The Naked Time

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Kira: I just pushed something the size of a watermelon through a hole the size of wrist! GIVE ME THE DRUGS!

Miles: Kira, relax, the birth is over...

Kira: **SNARL**

Miles: Um, somebody, quick!

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

O'Brien: Well, I'm glad at least it isn't twins.

Keiko: Um........

Shakaar: What?

O'Brien: Oh no.

Kira: Oh the pain, oh the agony.....

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Miles: So, Yoshi, what's it really like *cough* under *points* there

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"......"
��-The Breen at Internment Camp 371

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*The nurse gives the baby a small slap on the back to get him breathing*

Shakaar: Hit him again, he shouldn't have been up there in the first place.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Kieko: Wow, he looks just like his father...

Kira: Funny, he doesn't look anything like Miles.

Miles: Keiko?!

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

The joint winners are DeadCujo and Jeff Raven. Runner-up is JH (non-capitalised, mind).

Thanks for all who took part, and congratulations to the winners. 8)

Now, the current GuestCom is being done by Liam; future ones are scheduled thus:

18th April: TSN

09th May: Krenim

23rd May: Tahna Los

There is now a Capcom FAQ which should be of interest to future and potential Guests. I'll upload it and provide a link tonight. If anyone else would like to have a go, please let me know (and apologies if you've already told me, I lost the list).

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"I am greater than the stars for I know that they are up there and they do not know that I am down here." - William Temple

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Yaay! Slowly climbing the ladder....heheheh.

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have