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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Yup, I've bravely fought mosters and demons to bring you this brand spanking new GuestCom

And the theme is... Dodgy Scanned In Photos From Magazines.

Apologies for the quality, but my scanner sucks. I'll accept donations for a new one.

This one was ropey. Sorry. But what the hell, you can't drive a car.

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 11, 1999.]
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Sisko: Fore!

Exri: Talk about a sandtrap.

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Sisko: "I've been working on the railroad!"

Ezri: *sigh*

Sisko: *glare*

Ezri: "All the live long day."

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
--
They Might Be Giants


 


Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
Sisko: And now, Optimus Prime... In memory of the Decepticons... For the glory of the Predacons... For the Cybertron that is rightfully ours... And mine to rule... I unleash the storm of vengence! Farewell!

Dax: Huh?

Sisko: Say goodbye to the universe, Maximals! The future has changed, yes... The Autobots lose! Evil triumphs! And you... YOU... No longer exist!

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
Ezri: "Benjamin, it just doesn't work to do the 'YMCA' with some technogadget in your hands."

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on April 11, 1999.]
 


Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :
 
Sisko: "There can be only one!"

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The Unknown Vulcan

 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Sisko:Take THAT! And THAT! ... And a little of THIS! BUAHAHAHA.. That's what you GET for stealing my thunder! ... I HATE YOU! ...

Ezri: *sighs* Benjamin, you're being irrational... and that's not Worf you're beating, but a stuffed mock up of him....

Worf: *off camera* Just because I married Jadzia, and get more billing....

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Ring this little golden bell
And see what changes with it's knell
Or Wonder, till it drives you mad...
What would have happened if you HAD.


 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Sisko: "Dammit! I've got sand in my shoes!"

Ezri: "Um, maybe that's because your standing in...sand."

Sisko: "Don't distract me with details!"
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Sisko: "I'm digging for apples,
Digging for apples,
I'm turnin' up soil,
Because Oi know that Oi'll,
Find apples."

Ezri: "See? this is what happens when you don't where a hat in the desert."

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Ezri: "Benjamin, please put on your hood. The glare off your head is hurting my eyes..."

Sisko: "Shh! I've got this mosquito right where I want him..."

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"I KNOW I'm dense..."
-a certain anonymous administrator
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
*Monty Python reference*

Jake: "The Sisko!"

Joseph: "The Sisko!"

Ezri: "It's only a model..."

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"I KNOW I'm dense..."
-a certain anonymous administrator

[This message was edited by TSN on April 12, 1999.]
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Ezri:How many times do I have to tell you, the ants are your friends! Now stop trying to fill in their little sandpits with your tech gadget thingy and lets go somewhere that's cooler.

Sisko: *destroys another ant hole* HAH! That's Sisko-67, ants-0!

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Ring this little golden bell
And see what changes with it's knell
Or Wonder, till it drives you mad...
What would have happened if you HAD.


 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Benjamin: "Well, don't-you-know - "

Dax: " - that's the sound of-a-man - "

Joseph: " - working on a chain - "

Jake: *falsetto* "GA-EEE-ANGG. . ."

*everyone stares*

Joseph: "I worry about that boy. . ."
 


Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :
 
Ezri: I'll bet my bum he doen't find anything.

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The Naked Now


 


Posted by jh on :
 
Ezri: What the hell are you doing?

Sisko: Shhh. Be bery, bery quiet. I'm hunting rabbits.

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"A screaming comes across the sky..."

 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Ezri: This is NOT the way to go sandworm hunting.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Luke: *sings* "Hey Mr. Sandman - I'm over here, while you were distracted I rolled clear. . ."

Tuscan Raider "Ugg?"
 


Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :
 
Justy saw the "chain Gang" post. Great Movie.

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The Naked Now


 


Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :
 

Ezri: "can I have your autograph Mr Woods?"
 
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Sisko: Almost finished my super giant sand castle.......

*a giant ocean wave comes in and washes it away*

Sisko: Yeah, and pigs fly too.......

*a giant pig flies by*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
 


Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Lily: I think you got him.

Wrong movie, d'oh!

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To make an apple pie from scratch, we must first invent the universe.

~Carl Sagan
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
*a tribute to the Great one*

Sisko: He shoots, he scores!!!

Ezri: For the last time, this is NOT the place to play Hockey!! And just because you're the emissary doesn't mean that you can call yourself "The Great One", it's been taken already!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on April 17, 1999.]
 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Dax: "Smashing your guitar at the end of the gig is so pass�. . ."
 
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
And it's...

Jeff

who wins this one, for the golf joke. Nice, simple, short. Loved it.

Runners up include DeadCujo for the Highlander ref. Haven't I seen you at alt.toys.transformers?

Also Elim Garak for mentioning cheesy 80s party songs. I love cheese...

A honourable mention to Jubilee, for being scarily acurate about the billing. Especially when you look at the DS9 season 7 video covers, and see who's in the middle...

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'My rigid grill structure...'
-Dinobot

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 18, 1999.]
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Thanks!

I suppose I should gloat, since no one could beat the first post...nahhh.....

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have
 




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