Preacher(off-screen): "I now pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride." *Whoops and cheers in the background from Jem'Hadar, and Weyoun wipes away a silent tear...*
------------------ If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.
Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
Majel Barrett's voice:"Last time, on Star Trek eep Space Nine;" Damar(in Friends voice):I, Damar, take thee Rachel...(gasps and shocked inhalations from crowd and loved ones) Majel:"And now the conclusion..."
------------------ If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.
Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
WTF?? Did I do something secret, or did someone just edit my post without my knowledge, or is it an orb experience, because I have not got a clue as to how a smiley got onto my post. I am utterly ignorant as to their production.
*Fades out to Twilight Zone music...*
------------------ If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
In the middle of posting the obvious "Ah... We are now face to face, Optimus Prime!" entry, the First One comes in with a rather large sledge hammer and chases Krenim away.
------------------ Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world. Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Damar: You Fake, you poseur!!!! Show me the real you!!!
Bajoran: Call me fake huh? I challenge you to an arm wrestling match.
Damar: You're on, poseur......
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
[This message was edited by Tahna Los on May 19, 1999.]
Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
In a last-ditch attempt to save all Culture from the Dominion, Damar hands off the last serving of curry so it may be a final remnant of his Empire.
------------------ Garak: "I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences." (DS9: "Cardassians")
Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
Damar: "You miss your neck. I can see it in your eyes."
Other: "I want it back!"
------------------ Garak: "I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences." (DS9: "Cardassians")
Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :
*expands on Garak's post* Other guy: so, how's about we "neck" for a while...who knows... maybe I've still got it. *winks at Damar*
------------------ Clones are People Two
"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together" ([[[[[[*]}�������������������������
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Damar: Geez, Micheal Jackson, don't you think you went a little excessive on the plastic surgery?
------------------ "We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
Dukat: "Do I look Bajoran enough."
Damar: "I have this sudden urge to oppress you."
Dukat: "That's a yes."
Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
Damar: "...but, I don't understand. How will knowing the secret Free Mason handshake make me a better leader?"
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
*with deference to Xentrick for his inspiration*
Dukat and Damar join the Stonecutters:
Dukat: Who controls the British crown? Damar: Who keeps the metric system down? Together: We do! We do.
Dukat: Who leaves the Atlantis off the maps? Damar: Who keeps the Martians under wraps? Together: We do! We do.
Dukat: Who holds back the electric car? Damar: Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? Together: We do! We do.
Dukat: Who robs cave fish of their sight? Damar: Who rigs every Oscar night? Together: We do! We do.
------------------ Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. ~Douglas Adams
[This message was edited by Jay on May 20, 1999.]
Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
Damar: "I'm sorry about Ziyal..."
Other guy: "Well, I did pay you to burn her at the stick, but the surprise of the disruptor blast was more convincing."
------------------ Garak: "I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences." (DS9: "Cardassians")
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Bajoran: Let go of me!
Damar: Traitor!!!
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Dukat: "So, how do I look?"
Damar: "Very Bajoran. You realize I have to kill you know..."
Dukat: "D'oh!"
------------------ "There's always a bigger fish..." -Qui-Gon Jinn, Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :
Dukat: If Ki Winn answers, hang up!!
------------------ PARTURITION
Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
Damar: I LOVE you man!!!
Dukat: You're still not getting my Coors....
------------------ 14 days and counting........ *HUGE EFFING BIGASS GRIN* "Never underestimate the light side .......... ...... of duct tape."
Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
Ducat: "Brilliant! You always were a loser. Now we're super-glued together!"
Damar: "I'm sorry, Ducat. But don't worry; it'll wear off in only a couple of hours."
Intercom,Weyhoun: "Legate Damar, the Founder wants to talk to you. Now."
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Bajoran: Thanks to you, I'm back to my wonderful self..........
Damar: Ummmmm........
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
Dukat: "Good night, my love, the brightest star in my sky. . ." Damar: "Good night, you, my sky, and my sun, and my moon. . ."
I admit it, I'm sick. 8)
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Jubee: I think that was from a Bud Lite commercial, not Coors...
------------------ "There's always a bigger fish..." -Qui-Gon Jinn, Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :
Details!
------------------ PARTURITION
Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
Announcer's voice: Welcome to the 34th annual Cardassian Morris Dancing Tounament, held here in New Llandudno on Lessepia. Tonight, our Special Event is the Inter-Species tourney. Although some say it's rigged to let the Cardassians win every year, we can assure you it's not (cue canned laughter).
------------------ If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.
Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
Bajoran "chap": AH Major;I can't tell you...
Damar: IT'S DAMAR! FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME, IT'S DAMAR!!!
------------------ If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.
Posted by jh on :
Dukat: Goodbye old friend. Now I go to Carousel.
Damar: You changed your face and everything.
Dukat: Even a Gul can just as tired of his face as anyone else.
------------------ "A screaming comes across the sky..."
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
Is that a Logan's Run reference?
Posted by jh on :
It is, though a poorly constructed one. Damar should have said: Renew, old friend. Renew.
------------------ "A screaming comes across the sky..."
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
If I do one of these a day, then one day my descendants may complete the sacred task that was handed down from generation to generation. . .
The winner is for Ross and Rachel: The Next Generation. Runners-up are Xentrick the Oppressor and DeadCujo.
Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!! Bleeding brilliant. My first ever Contest. Thank you very much.
*Dances around the place so much I solidify.*
------------------ If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.
Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
Ming the Merciless. Peter the Great. Erik the Red. Kahless the Unforgettable.
eep Space Nine;"
maybe I've still got it. *winks at Damar*