Ross: Hi, I'm Admiral Ross! You may remember me from such weddings as... as... uh... er...
------------------ Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world. Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
*Unfortunately, no-one could have realised that Mrs. Admiral Ross would have resorted to firing the iron at him, once news of the genetic tampering of his privates came through.*
------------------ If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.
Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
Kasidy shivered, as Admiral Ross and Ben commenced their "Laurel and Hardy" tribute. She'd always hated it. Not that she could ever tell Ben that, for it was this little game of theirs that had kept both the officers from going insane, such were the pressures of the war they were waging. She sensed that the war had taken it's toll on both men, but to what extent was anyone's guess. Little did Kasidy Yates realise that there was a far more insidious game afoot. She didn't know it then, but they were all very small pieces of a much larger picture, a picture that would reveal itself, and soon all the Alpha Quadrant would shiver.
------------------ If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Ross: God, I've always loved her. Now that bastard Sisko won her heart. Dispite all my attempts to kill him off by putting him on the front lines!
------------------ Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. ~Douglas Adams
Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
Ross: "My mother always told me not to make funny faces, because if I did, it would be sure to stick."
Sisko: "I assume you never were too good at listening."
------------------ Garak: "I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences." (DS9: "Cardassians")
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Sisko: Admiral, this is Kassidy Yates... She has the most hypnotic eyes...aren't they beautiful? Admiral? Admiral? *waves hand in front of him*
------------------ "We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
Ross thinks [I always thought she was okay, but now that she's a *married* women, Kassidy's totally HOT! Oh yes, she will be mine.]
Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
Sadly, Admiral Ross----brilliant tactician, decorated war-hero, and all around nice guy--- doomed his entire careerin Starfleet during the Sisko-Yates wedding when his shameful hidden secret was accidentally made public.
He has always been rendered completely helpless and left in a brainless trance by the sight of shiny metal objects.
The profuse drooling didn't help either.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Kassidy: I now pronounce you both Man and Wife.
Sisko: WHAT??????
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Kasidy: "Ben...I'm...I'm so happy."
Ross, in a high pitched voice: "Oooh...Ben, I'm soooo happy."
*Kasidy looks at him strangely*
Kasidy: "And I know we'll..."
Ross: "And I know we'll..."
Kasidy: "Will you shut up!"
Ross: "I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."
------------------ "You can't catch me where I'm gonna fall. You can't catch me where I'll hide. This world's too cold, this Nova rolls. I'm moving to the sun." -- They Might Be Giants
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Sisko: "Do you smell something?"
Ross: "Er... I have to... go over here now..." *runs away*
------------------ "There's always a bigger fish..." -Qui-Gon Jinn, Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Ross: "My face hurts..."
Sisko: "I'll believe it, 'cause it's killing me!"
*Sisko and Yates fall over in uncontrollable laughter*
Ross: "No, really... I think I have Rigelian bulldog syndrome. My face is turning inside-out..."
*Sisko and Yates laugh harder*
Ross: "Ow, ow, OW!" *face turns inside out*
*Sisko and Yates stop and look at him, then look at each other and burst out laughing again*
------------------ "There's always a bigger fish..." -Qui-Gon Jinn, Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :
Cassidy, Ross and Sisko meet at there favorite Mexican resturant to dicuss the wedding plans.
------------------ PARTURITION
Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
Sisko: Kassidy, Ross and I have something very important to tell you ... *serious face* .. I hope you'll understand. *takes Ross's hand and looks to him for support* Kassidy .... Ross and I have been seeing eachother on the side for about a year now. ... We're in love.
Kassidy: *doubles over in laughter* ... Now pull the OTHER leg! .... *Laughs* Oh Ben..... You're so funny....
Ross: No, we're serious... Ben and I are going to get married....
Kassidy: How much whiskey have you two been drinking?!
------------------ 14 days and counting........ *HUGE EFFING BIGASS GRIN* "Never underestimate the light side .......... ...... of duct tape."
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
Since this is "Till Death Us Do, Part II" this CapCom will be judged in the voice of Majel Barrett. . .
*computer voice* Last time on the Final Chapter CapComs. . . Gaseous Anomaly won, with Xentrick and DeadCujo as runners up.
And now the conclusion!
The winner of this one is . Runners-up are Krenim (maybe they can get him to take over Phil Hartman's characters) and Tahna Los - I must admit, Sisko's a lot closer to Ross than the bride!
