Flare Sci-Fi Forums: Final Chapter: Strange Bedfellows ($)

This is topic Final Chapter: Strange Bedfellows ($) in forum Forum Competitions at Flare Sci-Fi Forums.

To visit this topic, use this URL:
https://flare.solareclipse.net/ultimatebb.php/topic/12/57.html

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Just the one for this episode, a slight dearth of good potential pics. over at Star Trek Interactive.

[This message was edited by The First One on May 22, 1999.]

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Worf: "You are lucky Starfleet permits us to tuck shirts in."

------------------
Garak: "I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences." (DS9: "Cardassians")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Worf: "No! That is incorrect! The chorus does not begin for another 1253 lines!"

------------------
Garak: "I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences." (DS9: "Cardassians")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Worf: "I believe many humanoid species have problems when they aren't turned upside down? Does blood rushing to one's head not prove to be a problem?"

Ezri: "...."

------------------
Garak: "I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences." (DS9: "Cardassians")

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on May 22, 1999.]

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Worf: Ezri, I'd just like to say that it's been nice 'hanging around you'...nyuck nyuck nyuck...*chuckles*

Ezri: *rolls eyes and groans* Klingons...soon as the blood rushes to their heads, they LOSE it. Glad I got used to standing on my head as much as i did......my ANKLES are chaffing though...

------------------
Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
([[[[[[*]}��

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Worf: Are you certain this is how we do "the wave?"

Ezri: Yes, I'm sure. Morn, are you holding that camera right side up?

------------------
Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Worf: I do not understand what you are complaining about. We used to do far more aerobic things when we were mating...

Ezri: *ahem* That was the OTHER Dax, Worf...

Worf: Oh....... *coughs* right.. sorry!

------------------
14 days and counting........
*HUGE EFFING BIGASS GRIN*
"Never underestimate the light side .......... ...... of duct tape."

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Worf: Ezri...

Ezri: Yes Worfie...

Worf: grr Never call me that!

Ezri: Ok Worf...what's on your mind.

Worf: Next time you do a holo suite novel, could we not do The Lost Boys.

Ezri: But it's a good movie...campy in it's own strange way.

Worf: I just want you to know that if you attempt to vamp out on me in any way, I will not hesitate to put a stake through your heart.

Ezri: Chill out Worfie.

Ezri: I'm flesh and blood, but not human. I haven't been human for two hundred years.

Worf: But you are Trill.

Ezri: You just aren't getting into this vampire movie thing are you?

------------------
I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*continuing Weyoun's joke*

Worf: What did the necktie say to the hat?

Ezri:*sigh*

Worf: "You go on ahead, I'm gonna hang around!" Oh oh! I got another one!

Ezri:*sighs again*

------------------
"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Robin: "Holy hanging heroes! How are we going to get out of this diabolical death trap?"

Batman: "Have courage chum, the Joker didn't get my Bat-phaser."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Ezri: "Worf? Why didn't we bounce? We're supposed to bounce. It creates less shock. Less shock than, say, for example, a very sudden stop. Like we just had. Now my legs are six feet long!"

Worf: "I used chains instead of elastic cords. I thought you would enjoy 'bungee jumping' Klingon-style."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Worf: "Use the Force, Luke."

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Ezri and Worf singing: Hanging Tough.........

------------------
I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*Worf and Dax hold on to an invisible bar as the Breen ship accelerates to Ludicrous Speed*

Ezri: "My brains are moving to my feet...!"

------------------
"There's always a bigger fish..."
-Qui-Gon Jinn, Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Ezri: "I think I'm going to be spacesick."

------------------
Garak: "I do apologize. You must be incensed. In fact, if I were in your shoes, I'd... grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me." (DS9: "Our Man Bashir")

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Ezri: OK Worf, when do the visions start?

------------------
PARTURITION

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Ezri: "It's working! I'm seeing the future - and I'm going to kill Worf!"

Worf: *double take* "WHAT?!"

Posted by jh on :

Music in the background: "Call me! Call me. Call me, call me, any, anytime. Call me!"

I'm gonna give my own first prize to anyone who can get that one.

------------------
"A screaming comes across the sky..."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

"American Gigolo."

-------------------------------------
Ezri: "All the blood's rushing to my head. I can feel my spots turning red."

Worf: "I'll scan for boobytraps, you said. Don't worry, Worf, those are just loose ropes lying around, you said."

Ezri: "Ugh. I shouldn't have eaten all that curry."

Worf: "mmmmmmmmmmmm"

Ezri: "Worf, stop looking at my chest."

Worf: "Mmmmmmm, inverted gravity."

Posted by jh on :

Okay, so I guess it wasn't as tough as I thought. I mean, that was a bad movie.

------------------
"A screaming comes across the sky..."

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Worf: I suppose you would like it more if Dr. Bashir were here, hanging upside down beside you? Females...

------------------
"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Worf: This is all your fault!

Ezri: Me? I'm not the one who was in the escape pod.

Worf: Oh, right.

------------------
"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Micheal: You just had to make that joke to Berman, didn't you? He was just going to have the camera upside down, but no... you have to go and make him angry.

Nicole: *evil grin* Anybody got a whip?

------------------
"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Worf: *looks closely* "Your spots are falling off! You're no Trill!"

Ezri: "Damn! I've been rumbled!"

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

For a finale, Worf and Ezri liked to perform the Chinese water trap trick. It never failed to impress even the most jaded customer at Quark's.

------------------
"Should have changed that stupid lock. Should have thrown away the key. No no, not I, I will survive, right down here on my knees."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Worf: "When they asked if we wanted to try Breen yoga, why did you say 'Yes?'"

Ezri: "I thought he said Breen yogurt."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

I'd just like to say that I think "American Gigolo" is a good film. But then I'm a child of the eighties. Oh, well.

Anyway, the winner for the single "Strange Bedfellows" CapCom is Elim Garak, only what song are they singing? Terry Pratchett's Dwarvish "Gold" song? Runners-up are Xentrick (for Batman and Yoghurt) and Jubilee.

And an honourable mention to Jedi and Jeff - aw, isn't that sweet, they're finishing each other's jokes! 8)

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Batman and Yogurt? What a concept! We can get George Clooney to drive the final nail into the Batman coffin.