We now head to the Sick Bay of the USS Voyager where it appears that the Doctor is getting a taste of his own medicine, literally.
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
[This message was edited by Tahna Los on June 06, 1999.]
Evil Voice: "We needed your brain."
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
Janeway: "Relax doctor, it's over now. . ."
*EMH screams*
Janeway: ". . . and Neelix is here to see you."
*EMH screams again, louder*
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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
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http://frankg.dgne.com/
"Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!" - TMBG
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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus
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"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace
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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
Janeway: Yes, Doctor. I just can't resist the urge to play horseshoes with your head.
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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
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ALL GOOD THINGS
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
[This message was edited by Elim Garak on June 07, 1999.]
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'There's no meat in beer, right?'
-Joey Tribiani
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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Clones are People Two
"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
Doc: *awakens from sleep* Whoa, I just had the strangest dream....Neelix was the new captain.
Paris: Oh, Neelix isn't the new captain, Doc...He's the new Doctor.
Doc:*faints again*
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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
B'Elanna: "YOu're in the clear."
Doc: "But... but... I can't feel my legs!"
B'Elanna: "I know. I had to delete your arms."
OK, it's an old joke. But it's funny!
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WARNING: Storing semtex in the microwave
may be hazardous to your health!
**OR**
Doc: "Damnit, Captain, I'm a doctor, not Rambo!"
**OR**
Doc: "WHoah, dude, surf's up... cowabunga!"
B'Elanna: "Captain, I think we spent too much time tracking down Henry Starling..."
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WARNING: Storing semtex in the microwave
may be hazardous to your health!
Runners up are TSN ("pregnant??!!??") and The First One for his "Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka". Yes, I watch South Park. Am I being as you say, "cultured"?
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation