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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Yes, it is the Capcom Tour of Star Trek, where we explore the entire universe of our favourite Television series. This pic comes from the Star Trek Photo Gallery, click on the image to visit.

We now head to the Sick Bay of the USS Voyager where it appears that the Doctor is getting a taste of his own medicine, literally.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on June 06, 1999.]
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
Doctor: "What happened?"

Evil Voice: "We needed your brain."

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
Doctor: "Get it off my head! It's eating my hair!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
EMH: "It was awful! There was this female Gremlin, and I was going to marry her. . . please God, let me never see anything that ugly again!"

Janeway: "Relax doctor, it's over now. . ."

*EMH screams*

Janeway: ". . . and Neelix is here to see you."

*EMH screams again, louder*

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
Doctor: "What do you mean, you need a wrist rest?"

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :
 
EMH: What do you mean, Ambassadorial headress?!?

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Doctor: "What are you talking about? And who's 'Mother Teresa'?"

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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
EMH: "Captain!"
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Doctor: "I drank HOW much!?!"

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"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace
 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
The Doctor's attempt to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal fails when his towel slips.
 
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Tuvok: "He has been like this ever since encountering the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka."

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
 


Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
Doctor: Captain! You too?

Janeway: Yes, Doctor. I just can't resist the urge to play horseshoes with your head.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."


 


Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :
 
Doctor: Mr Kim, I think there is something amiss with my program!!

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
Kes: "Isn't he so cute when his nose flares?"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
Paris: "Sickbay to the bridge! We've got a problem. Doc No-name has lifesigns!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on June 07, 1999.]
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
The doctor watches agast as Jubilee puts both feet in her mouth. Followed by both of CC's feet.

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'There's no meat in beer, right?'
-Joey Tribiani
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
Doctor: "Not in my sickbay you don't! Get that dreadful java out of here, now!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Doc: ITS..... EATING MY.....BRAIN!!!!

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
 


Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :
 
EMH: *wakes up from drunken coma* *blinks and looks around* Are we there yet? How much further till we get to the Alpha Quadrant?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Doctor: "What do you mean, 'pregnant'?!"

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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus
 


Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Doctor: Paris, take this off me this instant! I'm a doctor, not a towel rack!

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Paris: "If you're going to have a Napoleon Complex, at least do it right! That looks nothing like his hat. . ."

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Doctor: "The Boy spilt all my Dimoxinil! I'm losing it all again!"

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
Doctor: "I am NOT overreacting!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Doc: What? Neelix is the new captain? *faints*

Doc: *awakens from sleep* Whoa, I just had the strangest dream....Neelix was the new captain.

Paris: Oh, Neelix isn't the new captain, Doc...He's the new Doctor.

Doc:*faints again*

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
 


Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :
 
Doc: What do you mean, my insurance has run out?

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Doc: "B'Elanna, tell me you were successful in removing that MS Word Macro virus from my mobile emitter."

B'Elanna: "YOu're in the clear."

Doc: "But... but... I can't feel my legs!"

B'Elanna: "I know. I had to delete your arms."


OK, it's an old joke. But it's funny!

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WARNING: Storing semtex in the microwave
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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
The special effects department forgets to add the Doctor's new toupee as bluescreen CGI during opst production.

**OR**

Doc: "Damnit, Captain, I'm a doctor, not Rambo!"

**OR**

Doc: "WHoah, dude, surf's up... cowabunga!"

B'Elanna: "Captain, I think we spent too much time tracking down Henry Starling..."

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WARNING: Storing semtex in the microwave
may be hazardous to your health!

 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
The Winner is Warped1701. Side note here, in the TNG Technical Manual, I found something in sick bay rather interesting. A footnote mentioned something about "Medical Insurance Remaining", which was kinda amusing. Ok, back to the subject.

Runners up are TSN ("pregnant??!!??") and The First One for his "Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka". Yes, I watch South Park. Am I being as you say, "cultured"?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
No. Cultured would be getting the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal reference. 8)

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
How about the Simpsons reference (which was pretty funny too y'know)?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
 




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