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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

This picture was difficult to get, but well worth the effort...

I had a team of cryptologists and experienced hackers spend the past week gaining access to the Pentagon's computer systems during routine maintenance periods. Early this morning we were able to access a high-security robotics lab, and I took control of a miniature insect-like prototype information gatherer. I sent it to the main satellite control center, where it was able to find the controls for a spy satellite in the northwestern hemisphere. Using data collected by my covert operatives, I located CC's house and guided the satellite camera to an open window. He was apparently sleeping after a, erm, long day with Jubes.

Of course, the question is...what is he dreaming about?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Been nice knowing you, Frank... *runs away before the beginning of smiteage, the likes of which have never been seen before* :-)

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"I ran into Charlie Fogg.
He blacked my eye, and he kicked my dog.
My dog turned to me, and he said,
'Let's head back to Tennessee, Jed.'"
-The Grateful Dead, "Tennessee Jed"

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

*moments after this picture was taken, the Capps one woke up and murdered everyone involved in the taking of the image*

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

CC: Mmmm, these knickers smell nice. 1996 C & A if I'm not mistaken. Or they could be CK imports... I'll have to taste them to find out.
And then I shall kill Frank.

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

[begin Kate Bush reference]

"...And dream of sheep..."

[Kate Bush reference ends]

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Jeez, you went to a *lot* of effort to get a
C. Capps picture! Whenever I get the urge to see our Leader caught off-guard, I just shoot out a check to his mom and she snaps a Polaroid when he isn't looking. I keep her on retainer for just such emergencies.

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Announcer: "What the audience doesn't realise is that Charles is naked from the waist down. . ."

*suspects this may be true*

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

*dream sequence - CC breaks into song* The hills are alive with the sound of sheep.

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The public has spoken. Common sense has prevailed. We have been returned what was wrongly taken away from us. All hail COCO POPS!!

[This message was edited by Orion Syndicate on June 09, 1999.]

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*something similar*

one sheep jumping over the fence, two sheep jumping over the fence.......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Announcer's voice: "Unbelieveable carnage. Families torn apart. Charles Capps of Moron Hell, California was just one of the many victims, another life ruined. . . When Pastries Attack!"

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

You know, my friend tried to count sheep once, and it scared him so bad that he never did it again....

*L* Of course, this friend DOES have some issues to work through, but still...hehehe.... it takes one HECK Of a sick mind to come up with THIS!

See, he was counting the sheep one night, TRYING to get to sleep, when he suddenly realized that once the sheep jumped over the fence he was imagining, they had no where to go! They were just piling up on the other side of the fence, the pile getting higher and higher... this disturbed him greatly, so he went to investigate the sheep to make sure the were okay, and that's when he realized that the sheep certainly WERE okay! In FACT, they were all part of a big sheep ORGY! *LOL*

Okay, enough said... this friend is one HECK of a unique individul, and I swear, this story could only come from the likes of his mind.. upon hearing about the sheep orgy, I decided not ot ask any more questions.. I was afraid of what he'd tell me ;-)

Anyway, for some reason that story seemed appropriate just now... maybe that's why Charles likes sheep so much? I dunno! I think it's a possibility that should be examined though...

*grins and is gone*

~LOA

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Unfortunately, when Data was trying to get Charles Capps to go to bed one evening, after a long day of assimilation, he accidentally placed the command "sheep" in his head and not "sleep," and thus a monster was born.

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Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

CC begins dreaming of being in a DS9 episode...

CC, in dream: I'm going to kill Frank. I'm going to kill Frank. That's what I'm going to do. I can see it clearly now. I'm going to kill him...

Miles: Kill Worf.

CC: No, kill Frank.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Charles Capps sleeps peacefully, unaware that he left Jubes alone with his digital camera and laptop.

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Which brings up the question, why is he sleeping so peacefully? I leave the answer up to many overactive imaginations.

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Jubilee (out-of-shot): Goddammit! Quit hogging the covers!

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

I know why he's sleeping so peacefully, it's because he was........ mmmmmmmph!!!!!!

*struggles as Jubilee bounds and gags him*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

A fine pic of the last surviving Riker clone from "Up the Long Ladder"... or maybe it's Thomas Riker escaped from the Cardassian labour camp?

**OR**

PICARD: "Good. He's asleep. [taps comm badge] Mr O'Brien, prepare to beam Commander Riker's trombone into space..."

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*Off camera*

(me): Awwwww... he looks so CUTE when he's asleep.....
(His mom): Men look cute when they're sleeping so that you won't kill them while they're asleep. I don't let it get to me though. You can do just about anything to him while he's asleep...
(me): *idea* and he sleeps too peacefully to notice......
(them both): *evil laughter*

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Seduce my mind and you can have my body,
find my soul and I'm yours forever.
- Anonymous

[This message was edited by Jubilee McGann on June 12, 1999.]

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Charles habit of glueing his bed to the wall and sleeping bat-style was beginning to disturb his family.

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Okay, it's been a week, so I guess I'll judge this.

The winners are Liam, for making full use of the angle at which the picture was taken, and Starbuck, for pointing out the frightening resemblance between CC and Riker.

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