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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Lets get this baby fired up. I am going to do this in the order of the movies, starting off with Episode 4; this way, by the time I do Episode 1, most of y'all will have seen it, and I can prevent spoilers(thanks for the advice, old dog).
These pics come from many places, but for now reside on my site until I can make links for them.

Do Hutts suffer from waxy buildup?

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Han Solo: "Jabba...you look like a frog."
Jabba: "I know. You'd think they could make a decent CGI model for once..."

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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*Star Trek fan off camera*: What the!!?!?! That thing looks like a huge trill symbiont!!!

Han Solo: As in, he sucks the life out of you? And if he goes, you go? you BET!

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Jabba: So then I says to the guy, 'that other sceince fiction series just sucks! Come man, aliens with pointed ears and green blood. Who's going to believe that!

Han: Yes, you said it. So then what did he do?

Jabba: Oh, he tossed some wimpy tea drink on me and stomped out.

Han: You really should stay out of bar fights.

Jabba: Yeah. His name was Jean-Look or something like that. Claimed to be a "starship captain." Can you beieve some bald guy being a "captain"? *laughs*

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

*begin Mel Brooks movie reference*

Jabba: No, I am not Pizza the Hut! I'm Jabba the Hutt! And there's no chance that by the end of this movie I will eat myself to death.

*end Mel Brooks movie reference*

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Jabba: You know, this "Weight Watchers" stuff really works! Don't you remember how fat I was?

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

While standing at the urinals, Han glances over. . .

Han: "Whoa! Your head looks just like your head!"

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

I was out saving the galaxy while your grandfather was still in diapers...

oops wrong film

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Jabba: Would you look at that tail swing! Mmm hm!

Han: Ugh!! Jabba, how many times do I have to tell you, I am not a Hutt?!?

Jabba: Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Han *shakes his head*: I'm gonna go find some nice human women now.

Jabba: Ooooh! Can I come along?

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-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Jabba: Hey, Han. Look at this, there's something strange at the edge of the scene.

Han: Looks like somebody didn't scan it right.

Jabba: Yeah, that must be it. Idiots...

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Solo: "Carefully, Jabby, or you'll catch flies."

Jabba: "Mmm."

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Jabba: I don't know about this...

Han: I'm telling you, Jabba, this is the way to go! And it's not even that expensive.....

Jabba: Then let us go see this "Jenny Craig" you speak of.....

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Solo: "Just out of curiousity, how did you get down those stairs?"

Jabba: "?"

Solo: "And how do you plan to get back up?"

Jabba: "!"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Solo: "So, you bought that old temple out in the desert?"

Jabba: "Yeah. Great view, lots of parking, plenty of basement space. I plan to do a lot of entertaining. Party party party, that's me. You should come out a see the place."

Solo: "Oh, I'm sure I'll see it someday."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Jabba: Han, I need your help... As a good friend, can you tell me something? Does my tail look big in this?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, as the bum joke has already been done...

Han: "Uh... Jabba? You seem... smaller..."

Jabba: "Yes, well, no-one ever said CGI was easy..."

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

The Hunt for Red October: Special Edition

Jabba: "What is Ramius going to do, sail into New York Harbor, pop the hatch, and say 'Here I am'?"

Solo: "It may be just that simple."

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Indiana Jones realises that his trick of swapping a small bag of sand for the golden idol isn't going to work this time.

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Solo: "Do you sing requests? I would like to here 'Dancing Queen,' or 'Waterloo."

ABBA the Hutt: "You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life..."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Well, since I'm not sure if I'll be on later tonight to judge these, I'm gonna do them now.

First place goes to The First One, for Indiana Jones one...hehehe.
Second place to Jay, for the Trek/Wars one.

Honorable mention goes to Warped, and you read the Han Solo trilogy, it states that among his own people, Jabba is considered perverted cuz he likes to watch human women...heheheh

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Cool as cool can be.

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