Well, now. . . The first proper CapCom (no. 105, BTW) of the new Forums. And we're looking at the cunning use of props this week. I've lost track of where half these came from, although in one or two cases it's quite obvious.
Sure, they're inanimate. They do nothing but eat and reproduce. *thinks* I want to be a Tribble!
Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
Quark: "Morn? Morn?! Morn! Don't eat that! I'd hate to see you have furballs reproducing in your second stomach!"
------------------ Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
Quark: *sighs* "Why do even the refugee tribbles turn me down... It's not like my tulaberry wine is that revolting."
------------------ Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
Quark, to himself: That's the last time I buy a toupee from Captain Kirk!
------------------ Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction. Herbert: Bless you, my child. Kay: The world needs more people like you.
-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."
Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :
Quark: I will never again order from one of those late night "infomercials". I'll give it to the Hew-mans, though. Clever marketing...
------------------ "I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine! -Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
D'oh! Krenim took mine!
Quark: Mmmm....tribble pot pie...
------------------ "We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
Quark struggles to remain calm, but there are tribbles in his pants. And he likes it.
Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
Quark: "So, table for 5000?"
Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
Quark: *to the sexy girl behind the camera* Hey sugar, you looking for a holosweet? Well, why not try the real thing instead? *readjusts his clothing and smiles charmingly* .... What?... what? .... *looks at chittering tribbles in front of him and looks back at the girl* .. Why are you laughing like that?
------------------ Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
Tribble on Quark's head: "Oooh. . . Jesus, what did I drink last night? Ow, my head. . . where the f*** am I, anyway? *looks around* Oh, SH*T!!! That's look like someone's ass! Richard Gere has mistaken me for a gerbil! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Oh, no, wait, it's just a Ferengi's head. Thank Christ for that."
------------------ "I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
Sorry you guys, The classics are still the best.
Mog: (From off-stage) Is that a tribble on your head or are you just happy to see me?
------------------ GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Ron Popiel introduces the hair club for Ferengi.
------------------ WHO ARE YOU
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Quark: "There's a tribble on my head. It feels nice." *big pause* "WHY WON'T BUFFY JUST SLEEP WITH ME?" *big pause* *Quark looks around at Morn* "What you looking at?"
------------------ "In my defence that bush is actually quite big" -M the F
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
The winner for this is - the old ones are the best. Runners-up are Jubes and Xentrick. 8)
------------------ "I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"
Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
Woohooo!
------------------ "Nothing can be altered, there is nothing to decide No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned What it is to be in love and have that love returned"
Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
(off-screen dubbed-in Yippee!, like Anakin Skywalker)
