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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Well, now. . . The first proper CapCom (no. 105, BTW) of the new Forums. And we're looking at the cunning use of props this week. I've lost track of where half these came from, although in one or two cases it's quite obvious.

And now *chortle* the advanced test.

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Seven: "Engineering to Sickbay! Medical emergency! I have stuck my hand on a trasnporter enhancer!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Seven, voice over: "Captain, I cannot explain it. It's as if I suddenly had an irrestible urge to tickle the pattern enhancer..."

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Seven realizes that she has made the fatal mistake of touching Janeway's coffee thermas.

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Seven: Would someone please explain why calling this a "unit" seems to be so amusing?

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"I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

*oh, why the hell not*

Seven: Personal log. While going through B'Ellana's personal, *ahem* equipment, I have found the reason for her inner smile. It would seem that Tom Paris isn't all he brags about.

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Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward _your_ town! Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!
~Kent Brockman

[This message has been edited by Jay (edited June 28, 1999).]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Seven: Why does this enhancer have 5 speed settings?

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Seven of Nine: "Your place or mine?"

R2D2: "beep-honk-toot-bip!"

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Darnitt... they stole my joke. *L*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Ambassador from the Planet Odlid: "I don't do that on a first contact."

Seven: "Resistance is futile. Foreplay is irrelevant. I will use your technological distinctiveness to service me."

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

KIM: bet you haven't seen one THAT big before seven!?!
SEVEN: We are *BORG*

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Seven arrives in the alpha quadrant:

"Oh mister Data, I've heard a lot about you, but it's so big!"

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Oh gawd...

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Charles Capps
Cheif Administrator, the solareclipse network
"I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do."

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

oh, like you expect anything different from all our clean living and clear minded posters.

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Don't worry, Charles, there's hope for them yet. It took five entries before anyone hit on the reason I used this pic in the first place. I have another one similar, but that's for the future. }B)

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Wow, and I thought the Sean Michaels unit was huge.

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GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Yeah, CC, Krenim and I are normal. Honest!

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

I'm perfectly sane, clear minded, and as innocent as a newborn babe ... I don't know WHAT you all are talking about...... *acts all naivenshit*

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Seven: what...exactly...is this?
EMH (offscreen): erm, a suppository............for an earth animal--an elephant. yup. that's what it is.

*L* *can't believe she posted this*

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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*Seven looks at an engineer, then back at the object*
"You removed this from WHERE?"

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Sex is sacred. Your body is a temple. Anyone need sanctifying? ;)

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

*resists the temptation*

Seven: "No weapons allowed onboard, sir."

Shady-looking type: "That's my own special blend. Way more dangerous."

Seven: "Yet there is quite obviously a concealed weapon inside of it. I must ask you to go with these security officers."

Director: "CUT! Damn it...Seven honey, you're wonderful, really. But you're supposed to let this guy on. Once more, from the top."

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"Breath...keep breathing. I can't do this alone"
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Radiohead

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*Label on device* DANGER: Fiddling with this device would DEFINITELY be HAZARDOUS to EVERYONE'S health, including VOYAGER'S.

Seven: I wonder what this does.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Seven: "Ensign, why is this device not on Captain Kirk's chair in the other CapCom where it belongs?"

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"You! Are you smarter than this one?"
-Ambassador Byleth to LaForge regarding Worf, TNG's "Liasons"

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Encourged by Janeway to "shop", Seven buys a lamp.

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WHO ARE YOU

[This message has been edited by Kosh (edited July 02, 1999).]

Posted by Jaresh Inyo on :

*Her attempts at dating having failed, Seven turns to alternate methods of biological fulfillment*

*The Doctor, upon seeing this, decides upon several alterations to his program*

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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

(Seven, singing) Feelings, nothing more then, feelings, trying to forget my, feelings of love!!

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WHO ARE YOU

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

By far the most popular this week. I wonder why.

The winner is Xentrick. Runners-up are Jeff for the 5 Speeds, and RW for being blunt as ever. Honourable mentions go to Sol's one true love - the ladies (all three of them) for beinggenerally good spots and putting up with the adolescent sniggering. 8)

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

woot-woo!

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Oh, damn, I can't believe I forgot to do this one...

Kim: "Hey, Seven, is that a pattern enhancer in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?"

Seven: "Ensign, if you try to use that joke on me once more, the only pattern this device will be enhancing is the interior of your rectal cavity..."

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"Imagine all the people, living life in peace..."
-John Lennon, "Imagine"